jesse custer is Actually Crazy™

mike. 27. nyc. asexual. agender. probably an alien.

[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

no song will ever be as good as the chain by fleetwood mac ……….. like ………… yes bitch ………. break the silence …………. damn the dark ………… damn your lies ……………

[sagihairius]

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts and props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

[everydaylouie]

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happy bday curiosity, hope you’re having a good time up there

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can’t look at a word without reading it

[lucifermistress]

Have you ever try to study from a textbook before? Because let me tell you I can stare at a page full of words and not read a single one.

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[i-heart-scully]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Childhood made it seem like the Bermuda triangle was going to be in the news a lot more often.

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[buckydaily-inactive]

#glowup

[starbucky]

bucky’s look in infinity war is likely a callback to his howling commandos uniform

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cassidysgothboyfriend]

new url

[cassidysgothboyfriend]

i just removed a 7 year collection of gifs from my laptop and legit it feels like i just put down my dog

[lastoftheboyscouts]

So….I’m still hung up on the Saint doing his damnedest to be all gloom and doom and grrrr, while Eugene is just like

 The Saint of Killers does not know what to with the ball of optimism that is Eugene, like he wasn’t prepared for the wholesomeness. 

[cassidysgothboyfriend]

I'm gonna kill myself

[cassidysgothboyfriend]

YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A PENIS, STARR

[cassidysgothboyfriend]

TC JUST WALKED INTO A PETTING ZOO