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sandmandaddy69

cryptvokeeper

edsrosetattoo

This is the best idea in the history of film.

hollowboobtheory

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

hollowboobtheory

do you see

coyotetale

Their mother

byjove

if your man sends you an evil ass text message and you don’t know how to respond, come to me. I will ghost write your response.

byjove

I just saw a text thread where a dude said “I wish you were more beautiful so I wasn’t embarrassed to post you” and his girl responded with “oh” OH????????? I would have told her to respond with “I wish your dick was as big as [HIS BEST FRIEND’S NAME] but neither of us are getting what we want out of this relationship so I think we should split” and then advised her to block his number and go to Target to sniff all the candles

byjove

if your partner starts undermining you and trying to plant insecurities by implying you’re not attractive enough, not smart enough, not interesting enough, not fun enough, that is a major red flag. they are trying to control you and lower your self esteem so you’ll feel indebted to them for putting up with you and you’ll stay even if you’re unhappy. end the relationship immediately. I also recommend taking a swipe at them on the way because these people like this guy will learn nothing from hearing “you’re really toxic and you hurt my feelings” but the implication that you’ve seen his best friend’s dick and it’s bigger than him will effect his psyche immensely.

lrndvs

compliments from girls go hard

countingstars-17

Bryan: "You make me dream!!!!"

Charles: "YES YES YES, another one at home, LET'S GO"

Fred: "Thank you Charles, another one in Monza"

Charles: "Mamma Mia, MAMMA MIA, this season is giving me a heart attack, from high to lows but the highs are so good. thank you so much for the upgrades....AT OUR HOME, LIKE 2019!!!!"

hinamie

new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me

jjkdiary

nobara and yuji fighting sukuna so we can get megumi... oh this has truly been our jujutsu kaisen

dankmemeuniversity

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

starflame

being a swiftie shouldn’t be dangerous. the eras tour was our only safe place and now it’s not anymore. some will see us wearing merch as a target painted on our backs. our excitement is being looked down on, our happiness being taken away, our dreams crushed. it’s just not fair.

as someone whose show has been cancelled i understand why all of us are sad. i’m sad too, i cried a river of tears because i’ve been waiting for this day for 13 months. i’ve made so many bracelets, came up with an outfit, planned everything ahead and was ready to start packing when i’ve heard the news. i was devastated but now i’m trying to look at it on the bright side, since there is one - we are safe. it was for the best. hearts are broken but at least lives are saved.

all that’s left now is to take care, swifties, especially if you are in vienna these days. and remember, we’re all in this together 🫶🏼 we’ll see taylor again :)

taffydragonblog

luckycheesefoodie321

THEY DID FLY HIGH

I wonder if each team gets a playlist for every time they get a point. Bc they keep playing tiny cuts of a song. So Haikyuu must be on the list.

Either that or I was right and there is a weeb in the AV crew XD

saaraofthesand

I’m actually so obsessed with this panel you guys don’t even know. like the grief, the hope, it’s everything to me

cryptotheism

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

cryptotheism

I almost immediately accidentally made eye contact with him. He practically beelined to the chair next to me, and stares at my notebook. The vibe is immediately strange. I understand why he was banned from the other cafe.

White Ferrari Guy: What're you writing?

Me: (fuck it) I'm developing a script!

WFG: A what?

Me: A script. I'm developing an alternate script for the international phonetic alphabet. My goal is to make it one grapheme represent a single syllable, rather than one grapheme per phoneme. I'm happy with the consonants, but the vowels still need work. I'm experimenting with kerning based on Georgian script-

I look up, he is staring past me completely dead-eyed. He could not be less interested in what I'm saying. He leaves about a minute later.

cryptotheism

[sheathes this notebook like a katana] your autism is weak, old man.