need a salt and pepper milf

pussy so catastrophic they call my sex tape the clamage report main is @the-mighty-crabjoys

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maritime collective !! call us that, Mari, Mona, whatever you want. 19 yo, and in uni!!! :D

all alter tags are [name]’s talking. some won’t tag due to personal preference, but most do

no syscourse pretty pls i will not respond to it :(

hellenic polytheists, devoted to Lady Aphrodite

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@eyesofwatchtower’s scara doesn’t think women are capable of playing foundational and crucial roles in society

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having alters front for the first time in years is so fun. homeboy just learned nikki minaj is republican

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i will always 100% be constantly down to immediately befriend someone who hates/had a bad experience with someone i also hate/had a bad experience with. it’s like a new and inventive support group. it betters the community

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you are so beautiful i cannot wait 200 days to kiss sloppy with tongue. for at least 30 minutes

WOAAAH MAMA

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oh i rolled a 17 on google d20 you’re abt to receive a beautiful ask

shawty’s rolling charisma checks again

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interview went so splendid btw im the best to ever do it

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i front and am immediately tasked with handling driving, a job interview, and trip planning ohhh we are so back

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love scrolling the main blog to see whatever the others are reblogging and posting. it’s like a puzzle or perhaps a detective game

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best way to get things done is to have an evil lesbian in your head who will yell at you if you don’t get things done

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reading this i assumed it was posted about Minthara or Tengen or even Ningguang but it was actually about Beau. so ig we just have several evil lesbians in the cranium #loveislove

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Tiefling bard daughter or human wizard son?

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having productive and heavily motivated headmates is so weird wdym you applied for several jobs, paid for our summer semester, emailed three professors, and organized us moving out while i was dissociated for a day. hello

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best way to get things done is to have an evil lesbian in your head who will yell at you if you don’t get things done

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thi stupid fucking dice i found will not leave my mind im genuinely obsessed with it oh my god

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good evening. i favor your general demeanor

well shucks thank you maam. i find myself quite pleased with yours as well

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i’m an alter who split literally just to be autistic abt dnd and i’m fronting w two dnd characters bruh im a fan

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thinking abt gf’s pretty long nails on our skin and getting so erect i faint

unfortunately they’re short-ish rn bc stores don’t sell nails for tramps like dolly parton intended. but that fantasy is very sweet