gracie abrams
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
blake kathryn
Mike Driver
Kiana Khansmith
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will byers stan first human second
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
bliss lane
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
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@the-cookie-thing-blog
Messing around with my new keyboard and thought I’d post something to prove I am not dead and have not gone mute as someone asked me about other. It’s quite late so my pitch is shaky and my mic is STILL busted so very quiet but here have your terrible mess of vocals that you have been asking for. Full cover out when I don’t have children sleeping in the next room (soon) xx
Old Roderick Heffley- A Nickelodeon Girls Parody
Hello, 20th Century Fox
Hi, sorry to disturb you post production
I have a serious inquiry directed towards Jeff Kinney
My question is WHAT THE FUCKA RE YOU DOING?
You know y’all used to have a fire Roderick
When I watch a movie, I’m trying to see my favorite Roderick
Jasper Jordan? Atom from Adoration? Oh my God
And now all you got is this Charlie Wright
Bruh, I’m not a moron
I’m not trying to look at this guy and get aroused
Now I can’t watch Diary of a Wimpy kid with a finger in my vag anymore
Now I’m fucking upset
This is some fucking bullshit
Jeff Kinney
Bring the old Roderick back
I need the old Roderick, I need the old Roderick
The new guy you’re trying is wack
Jeff Kinney
I’m just trying to sexually function
But now this that you made this big blunder
My orgasms will suffer
Jeff fucking Kinney (Kinney)
This ain’t a fucking game shit
I wanna watch a movie
with my hand on my clit
I wanna see my Heffley
Not fucking this shit
Return Devon Bostik
Or you gon get it bitch
Oh Devon, Oh Devon
I don’t care if you are a distraction
As long as you given me action
And cameras gon’ film the reaction
Your band gonna join in,
And lick me a good one
Old Roderick Heffley
Can’t live without him (whew)
Old Roderick Heffley
I know I’m not too hefty
I can put you in a coma
Have brunch hella deftly (fancy)
My puss put you in a coffin
All night screaming and tossing
Loded Diaper?
I’d be your candy striper
Devon Bostik’s my rock
And y’all better not gawk
You can find me in his bed
Sucking on that cock
Devon B, you’re a little bit crazy
But I’d still have your babies (whew)
Go down like a bitch with the rabies
Y’all can’t save me Uh, a little bit a weed, hard liquor for the ladies
Got me feeling like a young Jeff Kinney from the 80’s
With a game designer dream and no black Mercedes
I’m playing with the balls like Brady (ay)
Fuck off with the shitty new Roderick with his stupid shit
I wanna see the one with a body fit
And I don’t want to be the one to be a little bitch about it
But I’m just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)
Where’s that Bostik at?
Jeff Kinney why you ruining your business?
You realize I’d probably buy your movie if you keep all the cast
And the ratings all stable
Cuz I ain’t tryin to see new Roderick looking unable
Cuz I’m not into that Wright boy
I’m not trying to see that shit (c'mon man) The guy I have sexualized is between being 20 and 30
(Disclaimer!)
I’m just saying you should switch back Roderick
So I can watch after 10:30 (30!) Jeff Kinney
Bring the old Roderick back
I need the old Roderick, I need the old Roderick
I need the old Roderick back
I love you Jeff Kinney, just please bring him back
THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING?!?!?!??!
This is what I needed to get me through the day I swear
i used to only hate my body but now i hate who i am as a person too lol
Panic! at the Disco// Hallelujah
okay josh that’s hot
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
i hate my life cause i have bpd
Do you think about our memories too?
(via bbreakddancennothhearts)
I’m homesick for arms that don’t want to hold me anymore.
It still hurts. (via yourehappywithoutme)
Your body’s 65% water and I’m thirsty.
He made me feel alive
Wanting someone that doesn’t want you back…
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I reblog this too much
I have 4 moods; hungry, horny, sleepy & cuddly. I am all 4 at once 95% of the time.
rlly need to get stoned and have my pussy ate tbh
