*jingle jangle of spurs*

hi I'm Courier Six and welcome to Jackass (they/them) || ask blog || asks: open

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what's up, I'm Pierce AKA Six and welcome to my blog where I flirt with my boyfriend Deacon, frustrate Arcade and Boone, flirt with a lot of people and generally serve as a menace to society

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pull up

come off anon and I will

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no 🧡

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alright I've ditched the mt, where to now?

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Would you fuck a deathclaw? They can be very gentle, yet firm. So I hear, I mean.

literally absolutely not

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Courier would you fuck Benny and if yes, Why?

absolutely not, fuck that guy

[thinktankbigmt]

Who are your favorite humans that have come by?

"FAVORITE" AND "HUMAN" DO NOT GO IN A SENTENCE TOGETHER, LOBOTOMITE.

— Indeed! How could we ever choose a FAVORITE? That’s absolutely UNFATHOMABLE! All of them are simple cannon fodder! —

*Yeah, who knows where they’ve been? All that dirt and grime and.. eugh, my biogel is coagulating just THINKING about it.*

Now, I don’t share the same distaste my colleagues do, but choosing a favorite would be unfair.. my teddy bears are all perfect just the way they are. Perhaps a least favorite..?

@@[Oh, yeah, can we do that? I have some choice words to share with the jerk who messed with my voice modulator!_##]

[the-couriersix]

talking shit, jarheads?

[thinktankbigmt]

[the-couriersix]

I'm on my way right now

[thinktankbigmt]

Who are your favorite humans that have come by?

"FAVORITE" AND "HUMAN" DO NOT GO IN A SENTENCE TOGETHER, LOBOTOMITE.

— Indeed! How could we ever choose a FAVORITE? That’s absolutely UNFATHOMABLE! All of them are simple cannon fodder! —

*Yeah, who knows where they’ve been? All that dirt and grime and.. eugh, my biogel is coagulating just THINKING about it.*

Now, I don’t share the same distaste my colleagues do, but choosing a favorite would be unfair.. my teddy bears are all perfect just the way they are. Perhaps a least favorite..?

@@[Oh, yeah, can we do that? I have some choice words to share with the jerk who messed with my voice modulator!_##]

[the-couriersix]

talking shit, jarheads?

[the-couriersix]

I love stealing, I love taking things

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I fell asleep in the dirt, woke up to being squished by a snuppy

[a-swarm-of-cazadores]

(troll face)

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I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE

[cyberdog-gabe]

BARK!

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pubby!!!

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my first diss track is called that whore and it's about lanius

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I'm writing a second one about benny and a third about house

[the-couriersix]

my first diss track is called that whore and it's about lanius

[the-couriersix]

I fell asleep in the dirt, woke up to being squished by a snuppy

[a-swarm-of-cazadores]

(troll face)

[the-couriersix]

I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE

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I'm gonna start writing music about how much I hate bitches like lanius

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I fell asleep in the dirt, woke up to being squished by a snuppy

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what if I just lived here forever

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I've upset the think tank I fear