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[isaac--r]

different timezones

[mkunart]

Hey :)

Art by @mkun_art

[lotie-arte]

do you ever remember

[californiagoddess]

Who is googling this

[toldyoulies]

subwayhands

[falimarcis]

We don’t talk enough about Marcille wearing elven clothes pre-canon. Falin would have died right then and there if she ever saw Marcille dressed like this

[redstonedust]

spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

how could you crush her dreams like this, shane.

(based the chicken tiktok that i'll link in reblog cuz idk if tumblr will screw me over for having a link in the og post)

[twiststreet]

(x)

[systlin]

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

[feelingsoftheday]

growth is saying “ok” when you know you got a paragraph in you

[txttletale]

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

[texasbama]

Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary

[sculptymakes]

Not the best I’ve made plus accidentally made him extra shiny cause I used varnish instead of mod podge but still love him

[endie-xed]

Every farmer ever:

Original:

[cucuumiia]

Part 3/?

Part 1 / Part 2

We‘re so back💅😔

I apologise for taking so long to pick this up again! I have not abandoned this mini project😤

(Please ignore the fact that my style has changed a teeny tiny bit💀)

[jojaxcola]

and that's why that lady works fourteen hour shifts :)

[jojamart mockumentary #3]