Teufel auf Erden

I am Azazel, assassin teacher here at Sky High. My classes won't be simple. I expect you to keep up.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

When I'm Elected, I'll Make Sure Internet Pornographers And Reckless Bankers Can't Destroy Our Innocent Babies' Smiles.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

My Supporters Know That I Will Protect Our Hard-working Neighborhoods, Our Sense Of Trust And Our Right To Free Speech.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Most years I feel excited for the holidays.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

If I wanted a perfect pie, I’d make it myself. I want your pie, flaws and all.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

... Very well then. Let's see how it turns out.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Most years I feel excited for the holidays.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Only if you bake the pie.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

I can't guarantee a perfect pie, but, very well.

You got yourself a deal.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Most years I feel excited for the holidays.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Oh well, that is very true.

What were you thinking about doing?

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Dinner?

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Most years I feel excited for the holidays.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Why is that disappointing?

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Well it's been many decades since we last saw each other and I figured it was lucky for us to meet again so near the holidays.

But well, if you don't want to, we can always wait until March to do something.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Most years I feel excited for the holidays.

The joy, the merriment. Not this year though.

This year I want it to be March already.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Oh?

Hm... How disappointing.

[hecrawlsatnight]

That was a nice break.

[hecrawlsatnight]

Sorry, I —

V-Vater? Ich bin … Ich bin gut. Glücklich, in der Sky High wieder sein. Was ist mit dir? Ich habe dich vermisst.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Ich habe dich auch vermisst. Ich bin froh zu sehen, es dir gut geht.

Ich machte mir Sorgen um dich, seit ich dich das letzte Mal gesehen.

[hecrawlsatnight]

That was a nice break.

It was good to see the second family again. Miles has grown a lot in the past year.

So, what did I miss?

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Ah, there you are.

I figured if I waited long enough here I might see you again. Wie geht es Ihnen?

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Daddy is gonna get you.

Getting me is nowhere near the realm of possibility for “Daddy.”

I assure you.

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[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Well this question isn't really something I can answer.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Lost in Spain I think. Where yours should be also, you old coot.

Okay okay, I haven’t..I have never been to the great wall of China. Huh..I just realized that the last time I was there was when they were building it, but I never saw the finished thing.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

My adventure is a bit more resilient than that.

Why don't we go then? I took a stroll down the entire length and wouldn't be adverse to a second. Especially with company.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Well this question isn't really something I can answer.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

I haven’t done many things, but I don’t want to do those things.

So I’m content.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

My, where is your sense of adventure?

Go on then, humor me. What are a few things you haven't done?

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Well this question isn't really something I can answer.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Well I’ve also been around longer than you, so everything I’ve wanted to do I’ve done. Gone running in the woods, chased some bulls, defeated the Huns, I’ve done a lot.

Especially baking a pie.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

There has to be something you haven't done.

The world is ever changing, miene dame.

[debtoflife-deactivated20140131]

Well this question isn't really something I can answer.

Interesting what others say though.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Oh come on, it's hardly valid to me but I answered the question.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

My bucket list...

[theblood-onmyhands]

You’ve never been in a mosh pit? Or made a pie?

Not having performed in an orchestra before I can understand, but those are some pretty easy, mundane things. Did you just not have any interest in them before?

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Yes, also considering my appearance getting into public places always has its difficulty.

However in his modern day, it's getting a bit easier for people like me to walk around more freely.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

My bucket list...

[ragin-kinetic-cajun]

…How long have you been alive without managing to at least bake a pie?

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

Quite simply, in fact. I'm a wanderer who doesn't settle down very often. If I do happen to have a stable kitchen, baking a pie usually doesn't cross my mind.

[the-crimson-devil-blog]

My bucket list...

Well I don't really have one considering I can't kick the bucket.

However, if I had to choose three things I haven't done as of yet, participate in a mosh pit, bake a pie, and perform in an orchestra.