*is set down*
*explodes loudly*
*zooms past*
*flies off*
*nearly hits someone*
*spreads rapidly*
AHH AHHHH AAAHHH CALL AN AMBULANCE!?!!!
*dials 999 on phone*
999 whats your emergency?
theres a guy on fire here!! help now!!
hes on his way now, dont worry
*8 minutes later*
i am here to investigate who placed that bomb…
but theres a guy on fire!! he needs an ambulance!
oh you said “theres a man on fire”? i thought you said “someone here is a liar” so i called the detective. sorry
never mind all that, someone here is not telling the complete truth. someone placed down that bomb on purpose to kill that guy…
well who do you suspect?
the truth is… i suspect you, bystander.
*starts to form*
*gasp*












