Half Upon a Time Incorrect Quotes

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚞𝚗𝚔." 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸𝚖 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚝 1:00𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝 𝚞𝚙

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𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: *𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙; 𝙼𝚊𝚢'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚒𝚖; 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚝; 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚢's 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛.*

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔'𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎: 𝚈𝚞𝚙, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢.

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𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚡 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗?

𝙼𝚊𝚢: ...

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗, 𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎.

𝙼𝚊𝚢: ...

𝙼𝚊𝚢: 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

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𝙼𝚊𝚢: 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎.

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝚈𝚎𝚜!

𝙼𝚊𝚢, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕: 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎.

𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕: 𝙾𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢.

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𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝙼𝚊𝚗, 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍.

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢: 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝! 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙!

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚎! 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚢 May 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎! 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐!

𝙼𝚊𝚢: *𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢*

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Jack, while filling a dozen doughnuts with mayonnaise: April Fool’s day is approaching. Stay woke.

May: On your father’s mule, if I bite into a mayo-filled doughnut, I’m beating up everyone that was involved.

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He would still do it anyways

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𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢: 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙.

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢: 𝚆𝚑𝚢?

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: *𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜* 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝.

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𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛: 𝙸𝚏 𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.

𝙼𝚎: *𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐*

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝙾𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗. 𝚂𝚑𝚎... 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎.

𝙼𝚎: *𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖*

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𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑: 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙸𝚏 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐.

𝙼𝚊𝚢: 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚎 𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠?

𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑: ...

𝙼𝚊𝚢: 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, he's an idiot.

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*𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝*

𝙿𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚙: *𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛*

𝙼𝚎𝚐𝚑𝚊𝚗: *𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠*

𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕: *𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚒𝚛*

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜.