The Darker Hawk

Barney Barton, the OTHER Hawkeye. ((FC: Comic Barney and also Jamie Bamber for when RL FC is required))

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

Huffing softly, Barney shook his head and held his hands up in surrender. “Alright, alright. Don’t get your boxers in a knot. Just givin’ you a hard time.”

[foolrushedin]

Ari came back, holding the duffle out to Clint.  “I put in a little of everything, and our extra pack of condoms just in case - I figure Bambi won’t want to go out like this.  I also tossed in my extra sneakers in case they’ll fit him, and a couple hair ties, in case he wants to go outside - lemme know if I forgot something he could use.”  She set it on the top of the couch and zipped it up.

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney leaned in, trying to steal a peek into the bag. "Throw in anything sexy for him to wear, just in case?" He teased with a playful little smirk.

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

“Eh, could be worse, ya know.” Barney said with a shrug and smirk. “Don’t really know ‘bout this Francis kid, but Sky sure seems to have a pretty decent head on his shoulder. Genetics musta went right somewhere along the way.”

[awwwhawkguy]

“Not gonna tempt fate, Barney,” Clint grumbled.

[the-darker-hawk]

Huffing softly, Barney shook his head and held his hands up in surrender. "Alright, alright. Don't get your boxers in a knot. Just givin' you a hard time."

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

Smirking maybe just a little bit wickedly, Barney nudged his elbow into Clint’s side. “What’s the matter? Don’t wanna go havin’ any more little Barton’s runnin’ around the place?”

[awwwhawkguy]

“You met Sky yet?  Francis?  There’s already two of ‘em by not-me’s. I think that’s more than enough for anyone’s sanity.”

[the-darker-hawk]

"Eh, could be worse, ya know." Barney said with a shrug and smirk. "Don't really know 'bout this Francis kid, but Sky sure seems to have a pretty decent head on his shoulder. Genetics musta went right somewhere along the way."

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

“Little brother, I have got no useful suggestions for you. Sorry. That is the best one I’ve got.”

[awwwhawkguy]

Clint flopped onto the couch and whimpered.  “’least I’ve got condoms,” he muttered into his hands.

[the-darker-hawk]

Smirking maybe just a little bit wickedly, Barney nudged his elbow into Clint's side. "What's the matter? Don't wanna go havin' any more little Barton's runnin' around the place?"

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney dropped back down on the couch giving a small shrug. “So, if he’s hot, get some seriously great sex in and he should hopefully pass out and won’t be freaked out anymore.”

[awwwhawkguy]

“Barneyyyyy.”

[the-darker-hawk]

"Little brother, I have got no useful suggestions for you. Sorry. That is the best one I've got."

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

“Damn those greyfaces…” Barney mumbled, shaking his head. “Alright, I’ll be nice and not make any jokes. Except…now the name Bambi really does fit him.”

[foolrushedin]

“For the record, Bambi was a prince, it’s a boy’s name,” Ari huffed, getting up and smacking Barney’s bare ass as she walked past in her own.  “I’ll put together a duffle for him, she assured Clint before disappearing into the bedroom.

[awwwhawkguy]

“Thanks, Ari - I owe you!” he called after her, before looking at his brother.  “Be nice, he’s seriously freaking out. And he’s hot, and that’s freaking ME out.  I can’t go back being all freaked out, I gotta stay  calm so he doesn’t panic or something!”

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney dropped back down on the couch giving a small shrug. "So, if he's hot, get some seriously great sex in and he should hopefully pass out and won't be freaked out anymore."

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

“ ‘Ph…’ ?” Both eyebrows went up as Barney blinked. “ ‘Ph’ as in ‘Phil’? Did Phil start crossdressing?” Barney paused to think for a minute and shrugged. “I could honestly kind of see that happening, actually.”

[foolrushedin]

“Not gonna ask why Bambi wants to try on my clothes, that’s up to him. Her?  Do we need to have a coming out party?” she asked not unkindly.

[awwwhawkguy]

“It’s not… It’s greyfaces. I just need a few pairs of panties, a bra, and some jeans and a couple t-shirts.  His clothes are falling off him, and he’s about your size. Pleeease.”

[the-darker-hawk]

"Damn those greyfaces..." Barney mumbled, shaking his head. "Alright, I'll be nice and not make any jokes. Except...now the name Bambi really does fit him."

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

Quirking an eyebrow, Barney folded his arms across his chest, his years in the circus giving him no shame in the fact he was standing there stark naked. “You’ve cracked, little brother. Did you decide to start crossdressing? C'mon now, don’t lie. Are we invited to the opening drag show?”

[foolrushedin]

Ari stifled a laugh and sat up, resting her arms on the back of the couch, and her chin atop them.  “Why do you need my clothes, Blondie?  They won’t fit you anyway.”

[awwwhawkguy]

Clint was unphased for those same reasons.  Still, he put his panicked gaze on Ari.  “They’re not for me, they’re for Ph…..someone who needs closed pleasedon’tmakemeaskSimone.”

[the-darker-hawk]

" 'Ph...' ?" Both eyebrows went up as Barney blinked. " 'Ph' as in 'Phil'? Did Phil start crossdressing?" Barney paused to think for a minute and shrugged. "I could honestly kind of see that happening, actually."

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

“That pretty much sums up your entire life, brother mine.” Barney mumbled as he pushed himself up off the couch and stood, tossing the blanket from the back of the couch across Ari, so at least she was covered up. 

“It’s open!”

[foolrushedin]

Chilled now that Barney wasn’t being her Barton-Blanket anymore, Ari snuggled up under the blanket and stretched, because couch naps were awesome.  She waited to see what had Clint up in a tizzy this time.

[awwwhawkguy]

Clint burst into the apartment, barely remembering to shut the door.  On his face was all the freaking out and massively worried feelings he had that he refused to let Phil see.  “I need clothes.  Ari’s clothes.  I really REALLY need them.”

[the-darker-hawk]

Quirking an eyebrow, Barney folded his arms across his chest, his years in the circus giving him no shame in the fact he was standing there stark naked. "You've cracked, little brother. Did you decide to start crossdressing? C'mon now, don't lie. Are we invited to the opening drag show?"

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney lifted his head from where it was resting on Ari’s bare stomach and cast the door the most threatening and fierce glare possible before looking back to Ari. “Shhh, pretend we’re not home. Maybe they’ll go away and I can see if I can get one more orgasm out of you.”

[foolrushedin]

Ari giggled, biting her lips and brushing her fingers through his hair.

[awwwhawkguy]

“Guys, c’mon, I know you’re in there!” Clint called, knocking again.  “I’m having a crisis!”

[the-darker-hawk]

"That pretty much sums up your entire life, brother mine." Barney mumbled as he pushed himself up off the couch and stood, tossing the blanket from the back of the couch across Ari, so at least she was covered up. "It's open!"

[awwwhawkguy]

Terrifying Love?

[awwwhawkguy]

Phil curled up on the bed, watching Clint leave with a small smile on his face. Once Clint had disappeared out the door, Phil quickly stripped out of his jeans and boxers, pausing to examine the damage done to his boxers before tossing them into the laundry. With just his now baggier sweatshirt on and covering most of his body, Phil crawled back into bed and made himself comfortable under the covers.

* * *

Clint jogged down the stairs, pressing his ear to the door before knocking loudly on the door to his brother and sister-in-law’s apartment.

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney lifted his head from where it was resting on Ari's bare stomach and cast the door the most threatening and fierce glare possible before looking back to Ari. "Shhh, pretend we're not home. Maybe they'll go away and I can see if I can get one more orgasm out of you."

[heroeswalk]

[foolrushedin]

[the-darker-hawk]

Eyes suddenly very wide, Barney whipped his head around to stare at her for a moment before giving his own grin. Quickly, he wiggled onto his stomach and waggled his eyebrows at her. “I’m all yours, Mighty Mouse.”

[foolrushedin]

She smiled and shifted to straddle him and sit on his bum....

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney all but melted right there in the fort. It had been since forever that he last felt his back loosen up and the muscles unclench. He couldn't even be sure his muscles had EVER been not tensed up. The groans that kept drifting out of his mouth were completely and unashamedly indecent.

"Fffffffuuu...you've got magic fingers, know that?"

[foolrushedin]

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney tried very very hard not to groan indecently at the way Ari worked at the knots felt. Because it felt incredible and was doing wonders for his tied up neck muscles.

Chin dropping to his chest, he finally let out a low groan. “Mmmmmmmm…do shoulder and back rubs too?”...

[the-darker-hawk]

Eyes suddenly very wide, Barney whipped his head around to stare at her for a moment before giving his own grin. Quickly, he wiggled onto his stomach and waggled his eyebrows at her. "I'm all yours, Mighty Mouse."

[foolrushedin]

Puppile

[the-darker-hawk]

Grumbling quietly, Barney toppled to the side, pulling Ari with him into the pillows. “I regret recent life choices…” He mumbled, reaching back to rub the back of his neck with a cringe.

[foolrushedin]

"Here, lemme help," she said, reaching up and pressing smaller fingers into the knots in his neck and shoulder.

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney tried very very hard not to groan indecently at the way Ari worked at the knots felt. Because it felt incredible and was doing wonders for his tied up neck muscles.

Chin dropping to his chest, he finally let out a low groan. "Mmmmmmmm...do shoulder and back rubs too?" He murmured, words slightly slurred. "Got knots in places that've been there so long they're like...it's like...I should...they've been there a long time."

[foolrushedin]

Puppile

[foolrushedin]

"You okay?  C’mon," She said sleepily, tugging Barney to crash out on the pillows.

[the-darker-hawk]

Grumbling quietly, Barney toppled to the side, pulling Ari with him into the pillows. "I regret recent life choices..." He mumbled, reaching back to rub the back of his neck with a cringe.

[foolrushedin]

Puppile

Ari slept through the rest of the movie, and a good chunk of the next one (amazing multi-dvd player, the future was so cool!) before she stirred, half cuddled into Barney’s lap by the time she was waking up.

Of course, once she knew where she was she just cuddled back down contentedly.

[the-darker-hawk]

Barney was only half awake when Ari stirred. His head tilted back against the couch still and eyes barely opened and not even focused on the screen, but more seeing through it than anything else. He'd slumped a little lower at some point and hadn't even noticed Ari half in his lap. 

Giving a quiet groan, he rolled his head to the other side and instantly regretted it and the crick in his neck.