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[sleepycr0ws]

i couldn't get this image out of my mind until i drew it out :}

cmon Kalymos let her give you a kith

[pathidoszune]

Operator finds the Hex group chat

[abysmal-starbender]

Mirage x Limbo x Follie crackship we're at the mf circus let's go

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[retrowondergirl]

Don’t worry guys, I’ll sacrifice myself to Follie to save everyone! It must be done. There’s no other way.

[a-sapphic-siren]

I need Follie to do unethical things to me with her goop

[deusverve]

Which of these Warframe Plot Points did I Make Up? (Spoilers)

A retired spy deliberately gets a kid amputated to piss off a workers' union

A major antagonist joins your side, dies, and is resurrected as a new antagonist

A woman retires from committing war crimes by becoming a tree

Two old women gaslight you with hallucinations of elevator music

A woman solves a family dispute by rigging their planet to explode

A mathematician mathed so hard he exploded

The Vitruvian Man steals your missing mom's hat

You manage to prevent your ship from exploding by consuming a worm

Ghosts warn you that other ghosts are no longer ghosts and this is a problem

A rich man hires you to play sports as part of a plan to stop human trafficking

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

I had to do this a second time because the first time I did this the plot twist I invented was actually a real plot point in Warframe that I forgot about

[deusverve]

Which Of These Real Warframe Plotpoints Is Your Favorite? (Spoilers)

Our racist grandfather retired from killing us to brood alone in the ocean.

Giving Birth Rhythm Minigame.

Both of our spaceships have PTSD. One regularly lobotomizes himself.

A woman got so sick of warcrimes she turned into a tree. A cult formed about it.

An evil space god killed every alternate version of you.

The only exception to the above point is the one trapped in the terrarium book.

You accidentally convinced yourself you ate another man's son.

Nine Inch Nails, the real life band, are canon.

Digital Extremes, the real life dev team, are canon and dead.

Your teacher introduces himself by kidnapping you and demanding you kick his ass

You fight your racist grandfather using parkour dubstep.

A mushroom man sends you to fuck up capitalists while you get high on shrooms.

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

[deusverve]

Which Of These Real Warframe Plotpoints Is Your Favorite? (Spoilers)

You cut a guy in half but he keeps coming back to rant about kids these days

A gay old man fatally shoots you in order to teach you the power of friendship

You teach a yandere guitar the concept of informed consent and she's into it

One of your most trusted allies is a man named Clem who only says "Clem"

The pope of space capitalism wants your spaceship to go back to stabbing people

You have to stop space cthulu by reading a mad scientist's Dear John letter

One of your enemies gets high off a gas leak and you have a pool party about it

Your racist grandpa gives you his spine and it's the best weapon in the game

You have to solve a serial killing case before they murder your radio DJ

You time travel by getting eaten. No one else does it that way.

You get to choose how you murdered your maddened parents in the backstory

You've been orphaned two-and-a-half times

Voting ended onNov 11, 2025

Running it back because Warframe is the Game Of All Time

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Which Of These Real Warframe Plotpoints Is Your Favorite? Round 3 (Spoilers)

Your nemesis reveals his shadowy apostles by sending them after some other guy

Your spaceship tries to help you feel better by dressing up as your mom

A major antagonist is motivated by revenge over a woman he himself murdered

Man gets his job back despite being fired for zombifying himself and others

Treasure Chest Mimics were deployed in warfare; one of them is your mom

In a shocking twist, the game features character customization

To break your sense of self and kill you, you are tortured with elevator music

You successfully prevent a zombie outbreak by sleeping about it really hard

An evil god attempted to colonize your trauma with the help of spiders

It turns out that Life Alert was secretly a doomsday cult

A talking fish insulted your house while in the middle of an ongoing crisis

Grandmother keeps insinuating that she fucked major historical figures

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

FAQ

Where's Jade Shadows? First poll Where's This Other Plot Point? Check the previous two polls. If it's not there, it might be on the next one. Why is X Entry inaccurate? It's funnier how I worded it, and there are character limits in poll options. All of these seem real? They are. Read the title of the poll again.

[deusverve]

Which Of These Real Warframe Plotpoints Is Your Favorite? Round 4 (Spoilers)

The pope of space capitalism is trapped in the danny phantom ghost zone

You send yourself an email where you promise that you are yourself

A city invaded by zombies, fascists, and cthulu is instead destroyed by Y2K

A british schoolteacher union busted by blowing up a city. Almost twice

You unlock your space magic by hallucinating being thrown down a hole

You inherited a cat in gay old man mad science divorce and it possibly can talk

High-stakes trick-or-treating led to permanent identity theft

The world ended because someone refused to pay a late-twentieth century boyband

Two people loved each other so much their corpses opened portals to each other

An evil god taunts you via multiple choice quizzes he left lying around

Your dead parents came back as angels. This is infinitely worse for you.

Mayan religion is possibly canon and it took ten real life years to be addressed

Voting ended onNov 25, 2025

[deusverve]

Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Round 5 (Spoilers)

You got amnesia multiple times

As a metaphor for trauma, a ghost pirate slaughters an army, set to a sea shanty

A retired spy motivates a workers union by getting a kid amputated

Aforementioned amputee kid uses his horrific amputation as a marketing tactic

Three zoo animals learn that the secret to dyeing yourself is, well, dying

The saddest wifeguys you ever met are your shadowy nemesis and a deer-cat

One of your allies keeps freakily begging you to upload enemies to the metaverse

Man accidentally forms legal partnership with a shapeshifter to make chimera

Robot Eels are an invasive species inside your head

The moon exists only in legends because your mom stole it

The ancient empire made their buildings out of meat

Your school teacher is coping poorly with the school closing forever

Voting ended onDec 2, 2025

[deusverve]

Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Round 6 (Spoilers)

An entire enemy faction is comprised of infinite corpses--all of them are you

Omelas situation complicated by the child being kidnapped

A man tortures you by cheating at board games

Funny Halloween Costume Prank (Gone Wrong)

The stock market is literal bloodsport

Your enemies eventually start suicide bombing their supplies to prevent theft

A boss won't fight you until you get popular at bloodsport (not stock market)

Vampires are real but they're all cats

Merchant gets possessed/replaced for a real month. Still sells you wares

FTL is powered by cloning fingers

You learn about new boss fight via 80s synthwave investor showcase

Librarian Twink ascends to the stars via evil-ass haunted book

Voting ended onDec 9, 2025

[deusverve]

Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Round 7 (Spoilers)

Despite being an alternate history, Half-Life (1998) still released

Cause Of Death: Algebra Explosion

World's unluckiest escaped convict is brainwashed twice

Cat distribution system convinces man to commit terrorism (Based)

You took a nap so long the devs refused to put a number on it

You help your mom eat her abusive ex

People keep trying to weaponize zombies despite it literally never working

Your imaginary friend has abandonment issues

You solve a mysterious disappearance and never mention it to anyone

You can befriend an asshole merchant by making him relive his tragic backstory

Your first objective is to dispose of an unfashionable ankle accessory

Scientist shocked that disabling all of the safeties caused unsafe conditions

Voting ended onDec 16, 2025

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Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Round 8 (Spoilers)

Mad scientist gifts a robot copy of his husband to that same husband

Child uses his fidget spinner to successfully seal away cthulu

The respawn mechanic has a tragic backstory

You take a bathtub to hell to give therapy to a demon

Your spaceship fucking hates quantum physics

You trap a serial killer in a lantern and can tap on the glass

Rich people used to be able to steal anyone's body whenever they wanted

The children yearn for the vents

Ancient empire sucked so much that literally everyone is happy you killed them

Major antagonist gets cosmetic surgery to trick you into being stabable

Every single romanceable character has canon kinks

You forgot that you were widowed as a child

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

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Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Round 9 (Spoilers)

The in game store is run by a black market used car salesman

Old man mad scientist spends 3 years in France 1899, apparently on vacation

Your mom's ex brainwashed your mom into thinking she was your mom

You're recruited into a crack heist team to assassinate a bad poet

Woman copes with near-death experience by becoming your bisexual aunt

Your teacher dies and gets better twice in unrelated incidents

Bisexual polycule cancelled on twitter over horse-related crimes

Your imaginary friend with abandonment issues gets over it due to arachnophobia

Your shadowy nemesis repeatedly rings you up to let you know he's after you

You can recruit elite supersoldiers to your spaceship, and also a zombie boyband

The face that one of the voice actors plays Mario is somehow canon to the game

While in a time loop, you can play an arcade game about being in a time loop

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

[deusverve]

Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Round 10 (Spoilers)

The playabale catgirl was created via vivisection and torture

You were in two different comas simultaneously. You wake up from them separately

You upgrade your gear by selling the literal memories of the ancient empire

An enemy faction built a supremely powerful gun but forgot to make it aimable

One single guy personally ruined your life like eight unrelated times. Somehow.

You can piss off an enemy faction so badly they send their convicts after you

A major antagonist is clearly in denial about being a horny monsterfucker

1800s priest jumpscared by the backstreet boys

Mad scientist put a huge spider in your head for unexplained reasons (backfired)

There's an in-universe comic book series about your exploits

Person who keeps brainwashing child soldiers rants about being morally correct

You can provide moral support to other players in their traumatic flashback

Voting ended onMar 19

kept you waiting, huh