In Another Dimension...

Peter D. Parker | 22 | Earth-4357522902

[spideydude22702]

everyone hates my ass

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Most important thing about being a huge idiot who acts like a total bastard is that you can acknowledge it and keep trucking.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Jameson making fun of my fucking spider-selfies. Its over

[ask-spider-man-61610]

Is he still paying for them, though?

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Fortunately, yes because I totally forgot Harry paid most of the rent at this place and my scholarship money is running out.

I should probably think about what I'm doing now. Like find another dense urban American city where rent isn't a million dollars.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Jameson making fun of my fucking spider-selfies. Its over

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

So when cops cease a briefcase of money as evidence and then don't give it back, that's just how the cookie crumbles. but when I, Spider-man,

[ommatidium]

sorry for abandoning you for a little while i. checks notes. don't like a significant portion of you

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

When you do it, it's cool and pretty behavior

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

I may have failed to consider something about sending Harry directly to jail. And that something? Rent money.

[ask-harvester]

Hey Pax! How's it going? I saw that you're out of science prison, so that's awesome.

- Pete D.

Hi Dakota!!! Im doing alright!

Im currently living with my girlfriend and I’m doing a bit better as of late ❤️😊

- 🥩

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Nice! I'm hanging in there. Kind of.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

So grateful I bailed on that line. It was giving "what if we practiced kissing 🥺 like as friends 🥺" and that's for little girls who are going to become lesbians.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Oh shit do I actually have to sleep with her now. Fucking hell. What if I suck at it

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Okay, now I should catch up with Pax.

[ask-ockball]

Peter, I May Not Know The Exact Details Of Why, But There Is Something Deeply, Truly Wrong With You. I Suggest You Perhaps Do Some Introspection Before You Make Any More Brash, Selfish And Completely Short-Sighted Decisions.

That Is All,

DR. OCTAVIUS

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Don't care and I didn't ask either. Spidey OUT! 🕷️

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Women think I'm cool for my brash and shortsighted decisions.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

I should catch up with Pax sometime. Maybe not right now, though. But later, definitely.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

I think it's impossible to not feel a bit skeevy about this. But I think the ends justify the means (there's going to be grave repercussions) (pretending I do not see them)

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

When Peter finally caught sight of Black Cat, she was sitting on the railing of a fire escape, staring quietly at the city lights.

"Hey gorgeous, where have you been all my life?" Peter called down to her, "Or at least the past half hour I've spent looking for you."

"Aw, you've been looking for me? Try shaking a bag of diamonds and pearls, next time." She smirked.

He climbed down to where she was sitting, then shrugged.

"Alas, no diamonds and pearls to my name."

"They don't have to be yours, y'know… Though, I wouldn't mind a peek at your family jewels."

"Just a peek?"

Black Cat traced her thumb across his neck where the seam of his mask ended, "What's the catch?"

"I wouldn't say there's a catch… Just something to prove I can trust you."

"Like?"

"... Framing the current executive of OsCorp for murder?"

Black Cat practically beamed, "God, you're needy. But… I'll see what I can do. I'm going to need you to pay upfront."

"Not likely."

"Partial? Good lord, Spider, a girl's gotta make due."

Peter hummed, pulling his mask up halfway. He didn't have time to finish formulating a witty quip before Black Cat's lips were on his. For the best.

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Pete stopped his intense brooding session to smile at his phone. Scared

- MJ

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Also if anyone thinks trying to get Black Cat to frame my ex for murder is a horrible idea, speak now or forever hold your peace.

[tobedecidedofficial]

Better than trying to get black cat to MURDER your ex to be fair

[the-deplorable-spider-man]

Once we're even, we can probably make it work out.