we take pictures of spider-man here, sir @ommatidium - Tumblr Blog

Is spiderman a colonizer yay or nay

honestly yeah. but i'm like actively mad at him so take my opinon with some salt

#not spidey #behind the lens

he swang in the parade today i need to die

#not spidey #i need like a drink #or to be shot point blank

ommatidium

Do you have a favourite place to eat rn?

your girlfriend's place next question

ommatidium

or your boyfriend's #equalopportunity

#not spidey #behind the lens

Do you have a favourite place to eat rn?

your girlfriend's place next question

#not spidey #behind the lens

Put on a mask and throw Jonah out the window

listen, no offense to everyone here, but that is some silly bullshit i would never do. i do REGULAR silly bullshit, like chase around spider-man with a camera even though he hasn't spoken to me in months

#not spidey #behind the lens

ommatidium

i have certainly had the worst year of my life. but i have my job back at the bugle because the fucker who took mine got fired for well. a lady shant kiss and tell (he tried to kill jonah it was a whole thing)

ommatidium

NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT i take it back i hate all of you

ask-olive-and-penn

Olive: Sooooo if you did not, in fact, kiss, does that mean you can tell? Because I looooove listening to people yap about things (for research purposes)

ommatidium

i'm gonna be honest not much to tell other than eddy tried to like throw jonah out a window. that's just the gossip around the office so take it with a grain of salt, i certainly am

ommatidium

i have certainly had the worst year of my life. but i have my job back at the bugle because the fucker who took mine got fired for well. a lady shant kiss and tell (he tried to kill jonah it was a whole thing)

ommatidium

NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT i take it back i hate all of you

#not spidey

ask me shit please. i hate to say it but i missed talking to people outside of work and. work.

#not spidey

i have certainly had the worst year of my life. but i have my job back at the bugle because the fucker who took mine got fired for well. a lady shant kiss and tell (he tried to kill jonah it was a whole thing)

#not spidey

spideydude22702

I’M NOT FUCKING IMITATING YOU WHAT THE FUCK. I’M OUT HERE FIGHTING RHINO-MEN WHAT DO YOU DO ON YOUR DAY OFF TAKE PHOTOS OF ME LIKE A FREAK??

I'd appreciate it if you could get it through your thick SKULL I AM SPIDER-MAN. THE SPIDER-MAN OF NOLA!!

spiderman-8

i mean i’m in nyc so i guess maybe that. explains things? but i feel like i would have heard of another spiderman by now. especially since you? apparently have ties to oscorp which like. i’ve stolen from them wayyy too often to not have heard about a. oscorp nepo baby

spideydude22702

what. the spider-man in nyc died like ages ago. if I'm here and you're there who is flying the plane

spiderman-8

??? who is telling people i’m dead??? i’ve only been doing this for two years max that’d be a short ass career by comparison

ommatidium

who's gonna tell them because it aint me

equally hilarious to see what username a spiderman has to fucking string together whenever they join tumblr

#not spidey

spideydude22702

i literally can't believe spider-man official was taken how many could there possibly be

ommatidium

i love when new people post shit like this brother you have no idea

CELLI. WHAT HAPPENED WHYD YOU GET FIRED

well okay technically not fired, would have to be more than freelance for it to be that official. but they aren't taking my fucking pictures anymore. got someone else to do it apparently. fuck that, i've seen the front page lately and it's sloppy work at best, like they've never held a camera in their life. it's shit it's all shit. and ever since gwen. it's just been the one thing i've been holding onto i guess. whatever. whatever.

#not spidey #behind the lens

i'd apologize for the absence but life has been hell since we've last chatted. shoot an ask if you'd like i fucking guess

#not spidey

so i have been fired from the daily bugle. i'm back bitches

#not spidey