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We were learning about conjuct and disconjuct in critical thinking today and this was the example the lecturer gave us
P1) David is gay if he likes John.
P2) David is gay.
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C) David likes John.
So in this example he wanted us to identify the sufficient condition (sc) and necessary condition (nc)
P1 is sc and P2 is nc
Our lecturer said â âDavid is gayâis a necessary condition. Know this that being gay is not a choice but necessity. Go tell this to the pastor or people from churchâ
I WAS HOWLING IN CLASS
THIS MAN HAS NO CHILL
Side not my lecturer is Christian chinese
Moral of the day, being gay is not a choice but a necessity
Things I Need:
1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000
This is an AU where mc and lucifer married and mc turned into a demon so that she can stay with lucifer for eternity and another personal reason.
They did live for more then an eternity. They had three kids: Lola, Lucas and Liam(theyâre triplets).
One day lucifers days came to an end and he passed so mc took over his place coz thatâs what he wanted since he and his brothers knew no one can take over his place better then mc. The brothers also see mc as their older sister since she was married to lucifer so they respected her the same way they did to lucifer.
In this AU mc does everything that lucifer used to do. Paperwork, being diavolos right hand man, Vice President of the student council, being the head of the family, the new avatar of pride and the second strongest demon after diavoloâŠdiavolos dad awoke a couple of years after the triplets was born therefore he granted lucifers power to mc in this AU after he passed which made her strong enough to be diavolos right hand manâŠand the new avatar of prideâŠ
Present day: 6 months after lucifers death
Mammon: *knocks on the door of lucifers office coz mc was in there for the whole day but doesnât receive a respond* Iâm cominâ in
Mammon enters lucifers office and seeâsâŠ
Mammon: luciferâŠ
Lucifer: MammonâŠmam*his voice slowly fading to mcâs voice*
Mc: mon..mammonâŠyou need anything? *mc sounds tired coz theyâve been doing paperwork since they woke up and is exhausted by the constant stress of the paperwork*
Mammon: *realises he just saw mc as lucifer coz mc is slowly turning into lucifer* ya should get to bedâŠya look tiredâŠ
Mc: Iâll go to bed once Iâm done with these*points at a huge stack of paper*
Mammon: THAT stackâŠ
Mc: yes THIS stackâŠIâll finish it in an hourâŠ
Mammon: ya used too force lucifer to take a break from overworking and now youâre doing the same as himâŠ
Mc: Iâm not overworking myselfâŠI just took my 5 minutes breakâŠIâll go to bed after this I promise*gives him an assuring smile*
Mammon: *sighs in defeat coz he knows mc is stubborn* fine Iâll check on ya in an hour to remind you to go to bedâŠokay
Mc: okay *smiles softly*
Mammon: *leaves lucifers office to see his brothers,niece and nephews outside*
Mammon: *closes the door and ushers the others to move a bit far from now mcs office*
Levi: soâŠ
Mammon: âŠ
Mammon: I swear I saw lucifer for a seconâ thereâŠtheyâre slowly turninâ into himâŠ
Lola,Lucas and Liam looking at each other knowing why their parent is slowly turning into their fatherâŠ
The brothers: âŠ
Beel: mc didnât even eat any proper food todayâŠjust snacks and teaâŠ
Mammon: and demonusâŠlike loads of itâŠwe gotta do somethinâ or we might lose them foreverâŠlike lucifer *the last sentence comes out almost as a whisper* I donât wanna lose them tooâŠ
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Tell me if should continue thisâŠif I should then the next part would begin from when lucifer and mc met mcs motherâŠit will make sense from there
Honestly this is an imagine I had if I ever dated lucifer and I canât get it out of my head so I would really like you guys to read what I imagined too :)
SHUT THE BLOODY FRONT DOOR!!!!
I GOT BEEL UR!
THE NEW ONE
AHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY JSKDIDNEJSJSB SOMEONE CALM ME DOWN!!!!
For Fuck sake Ive been extremely horny since last night and Iâm doing my best not to touch myself right now coz I need to go the temple this eveningâŠyes Iâm Hindu
ANYWAYS!!!
Since Iâm horny Iâve been having some imagines of barbatos right nowâŠ
So like imagine you guys are in the human world to buy some tea leaves, you suggested this place âCameron highlands coz this place is known for fresh tea leaves and veggies in MalaysiaââŠback to the story. You guys purchased your teaâs and you suggested to him that you guys should stay the night there coz
1. Youâre extremely exhausted to deal with the brothers shenanigans
2. Barbatos needs some sleep. That demon literally has eyebags now bcoz of the lack of sleep HES BEEN GETTING
You managed to convince him and you went to a nearby hotel to check in for two rooms but HERES THE DAMN TWIST!!!
They only have one room available and you two had no choice but to share it so you guys booked it and went into your roomâŠthis room only has one bed and a sofa. And as the gentleman he is he suggested that he would sleep on the sofa. THAT was when you interfere. Barbatos is a cold blooded demon therefore and cold environment like this would make him to hibernate so you said this to him and he agreed that youâre are right so you took your chance and said
You: thatâs why Iâm saying we should share the bed. My body heat would radiate towards you so that you donât hibernate.
Barb: well then who am I to deny you when you were the who paid for this room
Yes you paid for itâŠyou insisted OK!
So while barb was freshening up and taking a hot shower to add heat towards him you messaged the bros saying you wonât be home tonight coz your gonna stay the night there and as usual they made a fuss but you ignored.
By the time you put your phone down barb came out the shower with only a towel and HOLY COW was that a sight to see but you were surprised of course coz this is BARB weâre talking about.
You: ah! Your just wearing a towelâŠ
Barb: well we didnât bring any extra clothing and it wouldnât be comfortable to sleep in our outing clothes. So I had to settle for a towel. Why donât you freshen up too.
You: ah yes I will
So you went to take a shower too and while you were showering barb made some tea that was provided by the hotel too warm you guys up.
You did the same as he didâŠcoming out the shower with just a towel on. It was freezing but you had no choice. Barb offered the tea he made for you and you accepted it immediately. You were sipping the tea while watching the movie that was playing on the tv but what you didnât notice was barbatos hungry eyes eyeing you. MAN he wanted to take you right there and then, you just looked soâŠirresistible. His eyes didnât linger from you once, he only looked away when you looked at him and say youâre gonna head to bed and that he should join you too.
The moment you were under the sheets you took your towel off coz it was uncomfortable to sleep with it on. Minutes later barb joined and turn off the lights.
You and him being under the sheets in the same bed naked made you feel some sort of way. So you braved yourself and decided to talk.
You: heyâŠbarb
Barb: yes mc?
You: your eyes are flatteringâŠ
Barb: slumber is pulling me in right nowâŠI donât think Iâll be able to wake up tomorrow.
You: why donât I help you out?
barb: how so?
You: well yk by heating you u-
Barb: Iâm going to need you to stop right there.
You: huh?
Barb: you are tempting me now mc. If you donât stop now I wonât be able to stop myself from pouncing on you.
You: I just wanna help plusâŠI donât really mind if you pounce at me
You say while blushing. MAN did that awaken something in him. The next thing you know your pinned under him while he breaths into your ear and whispers
Barb: hope youâre ready for a long night~
THATS ALL I COULD THINK COZ MY IMAGINATION WAS GOING HAYWIRE!!!
You can imagine the rest coz idk how to write smut but yeah IM DOWN BAD FOR HIM RIGHT NOW NGH!
I managed to take a pic with the whole family
I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THEM
ESPECIALLY NEZUKO!!!
SHES SO CUTE
But Iâm surprised the inosuke cosplayer didnât freeze to deathđđ
Look at this nanami cosplayerâŠ
IM ON MY KNEES HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD
And the fact that heâs the first cosplayer I took a pic withâŠmy day mightâve started bad BUT HE CHEERED IT UP
I literally had to put my quesadilla down to take a pic with him
COULDNT HAVE GOTTEN LUCKIER!
Tho Iâm disappointed that there wasnât a single OM! CosplayerâŠI was hoping to see lucifer honestly but oh well I got to see nanami
I look SO EMO AHAHHAHAA
But ignore thatâŠlook at the cosplayers
IM IN LOVE with MAKI SAN
Iâm only disappointed that there were ZERO geto and dabi cosplayersđ„čđ„čđ„č
I did cosplay as Dabi but my make up melted even before I reached the eventđđđ
Still a great day thoâŠeven tho my train to the event was delayed, my heels broke before I left my home and my phone died in the middle of the eventâŠstill an eventful day
Guess whoâs on lesson 71 when the obey me devs released lesson 76 *points at myself* this fucker. AND I CANT PASS THIS LESSON COZ MY CARDS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH AND IM BROKE. No like⊠Iâm literally brokeâŠI have 0 dp, 0 dv, 15k grimm and 200 ap⊠I need to save for lucifers birthday eventâŠBUT I WANNA PASS LESSON 71 đđđđđđđđđđ
Imagine
Insert the character you simp.
If you imagine Solomon from obey me doing this for you then skip number 4 :)
Youâre on your period and you have the worst CRAMPS to existâŠlike all you wanna do is lay down and not do shit and suffer with the pain bcoz youâre not the type to take pain killers (self insert)âŠso your lovely and caring s/o decided to take care off you. They literally made a list of stuff to do for you.
1. Help y/n take a warm bath with bubbles and oil essence(your favourite ofc)
2. Fuck the cramps out of y/n during bath time(itâs bcoz you canât bleed when your in water so less mess ig)
3. Clean y/n up after sexy time, help her get dressed and wrap her up in bed in the most warm duvet.
4. Make y/nâs favourite food and dessert
5. Feed y/n the food( coz you poor thing cant even move due to the pain)
6. Turn on y/nâs favourite movie and cuddle her throughout the film after meal time.
7. Help y/n with her work( or homework if your still studying)
And lastly 8. Give y/n a forehead a kiss, tuck her into bed and cuddle her from behind (your cramps have lessened but theyâre still there so he doesnât wanna squeeze ya so back cuddle it is)
im on my period and have the most terrible cramps to exist⊠and Iâm working as a waitressâŠlife couldnât get any worseđ„Čđ„Čđ„Č
Sometimes I just wanna be fucked dumb. Just like absolutely dumbed to the point I can't remember my problems
I relate to this
imagine this
Gojo wants to fuck you coz he's so horny but youâre on your period so he had to improvise and decided to fuck your tits instead and tbh he would look like a fucking angel doing so coz he just looks so DIVINE from this positionđ©đ©đ©. He also would praise you with shit like ''you're doing so good holding your tits together for me pretty girl'' or ''fuck you're squeezing me good like your pussy does''. He also would moan so loud when he cums to let you know how good it was fucking your tits like this...he would even scoop up some of his cum with his finger and smother it on your tongue saying ''your reward for being such a good girl and letting me to fuck your tits''
Im literally on my period right now and OMG DID MY BRAIN CAME UP WITH THIS SMUT IDEA WHATS GOING ON WITH MY DAMN BRAIN AHHHHHH!!!!
GUUUUUYS IMAGINE THIS
step-dad Toji and step-bro megumi fucking you together bcoz you were just sooooo needy for their dickâŠâđ«đ« I just had the craziest smut scene in my head with this concept and itâs fucking 3:30am⊠these two together has me going FERAL
Megumi is 18+ btwâŠ
I've noticed y'all are scenting hoes, huh? LMFAO
I propose to you! Lucifer scenting, but he's mildly drunk and can't stop talking about sweet he is on you, and everyone avoids you like the plague the morning after because you reek of pride.
Maneuvering the demonus from his gloved hand- he hums with feigned disappointment but he lets you take it and his smile returns in a flash. He tucks his nose into the curve of your shoulder and plants his hands on the dip of your side; breathes you in and everything stills. He breathes you in. Just you. Not the perfumey stuff you insist on wearing, but you. Your skin, your breath, your softness and your warmth, the clean smell emanating from your hair after a good shampooing.
And he can't help it. You're so darling, so unfathomably wonderful and he could grow addicted to this. He could get hooked on the steady beat of your heart, and the up and down of your living, breathing chest... So he rubs his face against you. His cheek meets the flat of your chest and he nuzzles- cradling you close to prevent your escape and he holds you as though you are his raft in a never-ending sea.
You tilt your head at him, curious. He only smiles in response.
Soft lucifer has me going FERALLLLLL
10am
Lucifer was not a morning person, that much you knew. But this was just outrageous.
Three preset alarms and five kicks later, he was still sleeping serenely next to you, as if he was in another world altogether. His hair was sprayed out on the pillow, lips slightly parted by the way his cheek was squished. You would've drowned in this sight forever if not for the phone on his side of the pillow ringing again, the sound piercing both your ears and your patience.
He laid unbothered. You shoved the blanket off of you and reached across him to press the snooze button for the nth time this morning before falling back onto the soft mattress.Â
"Are you up yet?"
You were only met with a hum.
To be fair, it was a weekend, but he was to have a short meeting with Diavolo before he could have the day to himself. He shouldn't have this much trouble waking up. After all, he was a demon with restraint. Maybe he'd come to bed late last night. He'd seemed pretty absorbed in work when you'd checked on him.
You huffed. For someone as well-rounded as him, you'd expect him to be able to take care of himself. Then again, it was supposed to be your job.
The blanket shifted. Instead of actually getting up, he sneaked his arm around your middle and inched closer until his chin was atop your head. As if on instinct, you turned towards his torso and buried your face in his shirt, feeling his chest heave with every breath he took. He was always warmer than you. Paired with the heavy blanket that seemed to have been created with the sole purpose of keeping you in bed, you found your mind sinking further and further back into sleep.
FĂŒck sake Iâm in love with soft lucifer
Satan noticing Mc likes to read a lot, whether it be curled up with a physical book or on the screen of their D.D.D. He tries to strike up a conversation about reading with them, but whenever the question of âWhat are you reading now?â comes up, they always keep it vague. They never go into detail a lot of the time, and sometimes they have a sleeve over the cover so he cant even look at the title.Â
Until one day Mc slips. Satan was hanging out in their room, and when they went to the kitchen to get drinks, Satan noticed they had left their most recent read on the table and he took a peak. Judging by the cover and title, it seemed like your average romance novel. Satan thought it was kinda funny Mc was embarrassed enough to hide it from him, it must have been the really cheesy kind. He took a note of the title and author. Heâs never been one to refuse trying a book, so he decides to surprise Mc and read it for himself so they can discuss. But once he gets the book, he quickly finds the real reason Mc has not told him about it. It wasnât because it was cheesy, its because Mc had been reading the most hardcore smutty romances they could find. Satan was very unsure of what to do now.
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