Oxnard English Dictionary

he/him | symptomatic for gay | big meaty thighs

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The Exorcist but It's a Bumper Sticker

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DICK PRINT is a phrase made from a synonym of “penis” plus a synonym of “impression”

If you spoonerize it you get the phrase PRICK DINT which is also a synonym of “penis” plus a synonym of “impression”

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regicIDES

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my favorite part of iron lung was when he said “oh no the giant fisch is bach”

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Some unknowable past action in my years of tumblr use has convinced the gambling ads that I’m a good target for the sports betting companies. Hey fuckers you know what stresses me out more than a gambling addiction? More than losing my money and my self-control to the point where going deeper feels like the only way out? Goddamn sports. I barely understand what’s going on and now you want me to put money on it? You want me to go and try to figure out what a first down is? You want me to understand when an RBI happens? Are you out of your mind?

Now when they get the sports betting on competitive Scrabble it’s over. Uncut Gems time baby. I’ll take the seven-way parlay of five bingoes, one triple-triple, one phoney challenged off, the first blank is an E, second blank is an N, QI on the board, and an unplayed tile total value at the end of more than five.

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I think the only thing that bothers me about how they wrote Al-Hashimi’s use of AI is that she calls it “my generative AI app”. It’s too overt. Someone trying to get me to use their new LLM app would probably call it “my new neural reasoning-powered charting assistant” cloaked in six layers of buzzwords and anthropomorphization because they correctly guess that spelling out what it actually is will make people suspicious of it.

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digging through yesterday’s pants pockets trying to find my keys and wallet like I’m a Victorian street orphan who’s just found a wealthy-looking corpse in the middle of an alleyway

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Still cant believe the US had a party called the whig party and then STOPPED using it. Come on wig party. Yass, wig, party. Sounds like the name of a drag performance that lets bald people in for free. And don’t get me started on “Millard Fill more” or whatever her drag name is. Look at the wig situation here:

Cuntiest lil boblet this side of the Mrs. Sippy.

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Love watching s1 Luther. ‘E love solving croimes. ‘E love his woife. But ‘e HATE mark. DCI Loofah will stop at nuffink to bring justice to wrong’uns and fists to doors. The only fing 601 Luthor loves more than woife is a stand on the roof with the lads, twinky partner, and hot lady Alice Morgan who makes his Malice Organ act all funny. But Luther by Kendrick Lamar & SZA doesn’t have time for that he has police job to do

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✨It’s Vancin’ time✨

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Things that get better when you enrich them:

cereal

dogs

Things that get worse when you enrich them:

uranium

rich people

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feel like a bug in a freezer today :/

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I think what makes 6-7 so dangerous is that the numbers are next to each other. 69 is pretty bad, but those numbers are far away from each other so they’re not going to occur outside of specific instances. 6 and 7 are right next to each other, so when you’re making estimates (6-7 months, 6-7 people) they’re going to occur more often together, and when you’re counting up, 6 and 7 will always be next to each other.

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Listen, it’s really simple. The Haunting of Hill House is the Shirley Jackson novel, which was adapted into the 1963 film The Haunting and the 2018 miniseries The Haunting of Hill House which is a completely different story but still based on the book.

The Haunting of Hill house is not to be confused with House on Haunted Hill which is an unrelated movie with skeletons and stuff

Hill House is also not to be confused with Hell House, which is an unrelated (and worse) novel that’s also about a group of paranormal researchers in a haunted house. The movie The Legend of Hell House is based on this book.

The Legend of Hell House should also not be confused with The Haunting of Hell House, which is based on a Henry James story and not related to anything.

The Haunting should not be confused with A Haunting, which is about “real” ghosts and the spookily low budgets of the reenactments they insist on filming.

Also don’t confuse any of this with A Haunted House, which isn’t related to any of these, or to the short story by Virginia Woolf by the same name, or to any definition of “comedy” for that matter

And none of this should be confused with House Hunters, which is also scary but for other, rich people related reasons

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if i’m honest, welcome to derry was an absolute it show

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Zootopia 2’s soundtrack is playing with fire

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