idk just a bunch of gay shit

just a bunch of things that I find and like. genderqueer they/them butch lesbean ❤

[louintotheocean]

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

[sirfrogsworth]

BAT RAVE ACTIVATE

[thefrogman]

ǝʇɐʌᴉʇɔɐ ǝʌɐɹ ʇɐq

[catchymemes]

[daily-bad-jokes]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

[catchymemes]

[virgogreen]

Fun fact, this may actually account for many of the “imaginings” we have of extinct animals.

I had a molecular biology professor who referred it to “vacuum packing” where many extinct animals are rendered slimmer or muscular than they may have been, since things like body fat and fur are not preserved during fossilization. So our view of animals like dinosaurs may be entirely inaccurate.

There’s actually a book, All Yesterdays, in which the artist, CM Koseman, draws modern animals as we might have interpreted them to look if we found them extinct the same way do dinosaurs.

Fun examples include:

The manatee

An elephant

Swans

And literally the picture of the hippo

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

Another funny thing to add to this…because of how fossils are formed, it’s possible we don’t know what type of dinosaurs were different species or the same species.  If we compare the skeletons to modern animals, snake skeletons often look pretty much the same so if all snakes were extinct we may believe they were all one species of animal instead of hundreds.  Meanwhile, all dog breeds are considered the same species Canis lupus familiaris (technically domestic dogs are a subspecies of Canus lupus, the Grey Wolf, but you get what I mean) despite their skeletons being drastically different from each other (compare a pug skull to a great dane and to a poodle…they’ll look different).

So, if all snakes were mistaken for being only a small handful of species and modern dogs could be mistaken for a BUNCH of unique different species…think about how that knowledge can reflect onto our current understanding of extinct animals.

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[devildaisies]

Roommates making fun of me bc I tried to pick up my cat and she went slack so I couldn't, and I scolded "you turn back into a solid right this instant"

[mossworm]

something weird

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH HELL YEAH

THIS IS IT

THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM NOCTURNAL SUBWAY DOLPHINS IN SLIGHTLY OMINOUS LIGHTING FUCK YEAH

IM NOT SURE IF IT’S A GENRE BUT “HYPERREALISTICALLY RENDERED ANIMALS DOING WEIRD SHIT WITH PHYSICS IN EXTREMELY URBAN BUT TOTALLY DESERTED SETTINGS” IS A THING I SEE A LOT OF AND I NEED MORE.

[carnetimaginaire]

Tyree Callahan, The Chromatic Typewriter

Washington-based painter Tyree Callahan modified a 1937 Underwood Standard typewriter, replacing the letters and keys with color pads and hued labels to create a functional “painting” device called the Chromatic Typewriter.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sabertoothwalrus]

reddit sent me an email recommending this article, and it just rubs me the wrong ways, and makes me a little frustrated with how a huge part of the scientific community views astronomy.

First of all, why does humanity collectively need to have a “goal”? No creature on this planet evolved because it was like,, striving towards something.

Most of the time, becoming a multiplanetary species is framed as necessary for preserving the human race, lest it go extinct. And I have to ask... why should we care? Their first justification for becoming multiplanetary is because eventually the sun will die:

Which makes me laugh because, that’s 5 billion years from now???? Our species haven’t even been around for a million years, why do you think suddenly we’ll last longer than not only any other species, but life itself??? Longer than the Earth itself?? It’s unlikely that any of Earth’s current species will be around then, unchanged from how they are today.

Also, there’s always this talk about “colonizing” other planets. I don’t think it’s inherently wrong to want to live on other planets, but the term “colonization” has certain connotations as though we’re entitled to any planet we deem vacant. Which can become really complicated really quickly because we only have one example of Life. Hypothetically, there could be life on other worlds that don’t fit our definition of what Life is (and we might not fit in their definition of Life either).

ggghfhfj just,,, maybe I’m just nihilistic but the eternal existence of humans isn’t That Important

[tejuina]

wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass

[therowentree]

Wish women's fitness was more about joyfully moving our bodies to heal our minds and less about avoiding the shame of not being fuckable.

[zachbiller]

[catchymemes]

[aqueerkettleofish]

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

[catchymemes]

[vaspider]

Hey @mistresskabooms do you think something like this would work for us?

[exceptionallyautistic]

@candidlyautistic check this out! :o

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is pretty cool!

[auressea]

For my peeps with executive dysfunction!  

You can even make it double sided! 

Fabulous for breaking large/intimidating goals into bite-sized-bits

[somadyoucouldbite]

Oh my -god-

[masamunearts]

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT IDEA OP

[thenatsdorf]

Cat derps out while bathtime. 

[ursie]

Disabled children deserve to see themselves in every genre, in every setting, not as the victim, not as a morality pet, not as a reminder of horror, of tragedy, but as a character, we’re allowed to be characters