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[depsidase]

[weepingwitch]

capitalism is fundamentally a system designed to create scarcity where there wasn't any before

[weepingwitch]

for a while there was a little problem where if someone could own something, they wouldn't need to buy it again - which is obviously very sad and problematic (bad for the economy). with the world-changing discovery of subscription-based billing models, we have entered a glorious new era of infinite purchases forever (good for the economy).

pirates represent an even bigger threat now than ever before - rather than depriving the innocent IP holders of one purchase, these scoundrels are now preventing infinity purchases, stealing an amount of potential future revenue that is truly incalculable because the limit doesn't exist. if you pirate one single movie or album video game, you have pulled off a heist with an effective financial value of literally billions of dollars in perpetuity. modern online criminals put archaic bank or jewelry robbers (with their paltry one-time payoff) to shame.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[lillihammerdown]

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

[winonaparadise]

[shouty-y]

Lesbian knights ⚔️ - Prints

[depsidase]

[milk-and-cereal]

🍑　peach riot!!! 🍑

[sanacibo]

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

[discoursedrome]

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there's a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead

[sophbun]

sa2 but palm sized

[miitarion]

[orphetoon]

follow up to this. never let jerma see this

[yabuling]

[alice-angels-deactivated2024100]

La creatura

[mleelunsford]

inspired by my friend Zoe, I present gender bent dirtbag sapphic Gambit

[virtualgirladvance]

Every time I see gender bent dirtbag sapphic Gambit I black out to find it reposted on my blog

[yulecatt]

latios resting on lattice island, and a latias enjoying a freshly caught seafood meal with some fruit on the side

[the-shark-well]