I Am The Duck Follower

I follow ducks. I do not kill geese, we made a pact. And the war ended. The goose and I married. It was bootifull. I also have a child now.

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HAPPY DUCK & GOOSE DAY!!!!!

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Prisoner, God has given you good abilities, instead of which you go about the country stealing ducks- My great-great grandfather

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I followed more ducks

A pigeon is their friend.

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WIFE REVEAL

This is my beutiful wife!!!

And here is my wife and child!!!!

ARENT THEY CUTE

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Reminder: if you see a duck follow it! Ducks are amazing!

Reminder 2: if you see a goose kill it. Under all circumstances. Kill. The. Goose.

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Nevermind reminder #2

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The goose and I married today. It was a bootifull wedding

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Ducks i followed.

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I followed more ducks, amazing.

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There is a goose.

I think I might be falling in love!

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The war with the geese has ended. We now reign the universe together. All animals and racoons bow to the mighty pact!

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A goose tried to bite me today. I barely got away alive.

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Give me bread and grapes. All ducks deserve bread and grapes. So give them all to us. NONE FOR THE GEESE.

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Saw another duck. I followed it.

Then, I realized it was TWO ducks

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If you see a duck I can follow, notify me

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Reminder: if you see a duck follow it! Ducks are amazing!

Reminder 2: if you see a goose kill it. Under all circumstances. Kill. The. Goose.

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“Quack Quack”

— Lil’ Duckniqua II

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Ahh yes, a true hero.

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I followed this duck today.