Ice Age Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“If my ____ was that small, I wouldn’t draw attention to myself, pal.””
“Doesn’t anyone love me? Isn’t there anyone who cares about [Name]?”
“That’s right, you loser. You take one step and you’re DEAD!”
“You and me, we make a great team.”
“Isn’t this great? You and me, two bachelors knocking about in the wild.”
“An eye for an eye. Don’t you think?”
“Isn’t there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?”
“Oh, come on! Nobody falls asleep that fast!”
“Well I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there’s plenty of [Name] to go around. You know?”
“Let’s get something straight here, okay? There is no “we”. There never was a “we”.”
“You’re an embarrassment to nature. Do you know that?”
“This is cake! I’m fine, I’m fine! [Quietly] I’m gonna die…”
“Well, look who it is. Don’t you have some poor, defenseless animal to disembowel?”
“You’re a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren’t you?”
“If you weren’t smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!”
“How ‘bout a good-night kiss for your big buddy [Name]?”
“Go ahead, slice me. It’ll be the last thing you ever do.”
“Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.”
“Hey! Great news: I found a shortcut!”
“Wow. I wish I could jump like that.”
“Have you noticed THE RIVER OF LAVA?”
“Why did you do that? You could have died trying to save me.”
“I’m beat. We’ll get there in the morning.”
“From now on, you’ll have to refer to me as: [Name], Lord of the Flame.”
“I’ve never had a friend who would risk his/her life for me.”
“Let’s go. I’m freezing my ____ off.”
“Stay close, [Name]. We can fight our way out.”
“Leave. The ____. Alone.”
“We were some team, huh?”
“I’m, uh, sorry I set you up.”
“I’m too lazy to hold a grudge.”
“You didn’t have to do that.”
“Don’t forget about us, okay?”
“I could kiss you!”
“You know, this whole “ice age” thing’s getting old. You know what I could go for? Global warming.”
