Elemental

I write randomly about random things. Most of which will mostly be Anime, but every now and then it will be other things

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

me on the butcher army vs technoblade: both sides are valid. and both sides are wrong.

[the-elemental-witch]

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Sadist? They bless our souls with animation crafted from the hands of gods.

[the-elemental-witch]

Aizawa is never says anything about his past, just because even if he were to lie Iida would point it out.

——

Aizawa: *Telling off another kid* “I’ve been responsible since I was in UA. You have no excuse.”

Iida: *poking his head into the door* “Sensei! Didn’t you encourage my brother to jump across 3 buildings because of his quirk. He fell down 2 stories and broke an arm.”

Aizawa: “...I wasn’t the one doing the stunt so I was responsible.”

Iida: “What about the Elevator Cats? Didn’t you-“

Aizawa: *Quirk Activated, Capture Scarf wrapped around Iida’s mouth* “Out. Now.”

——

Present Mic and Midnight give him more stories, mostly by reminding or telling Tensei about them.

[the-elemental-witch]

UA Ghosts And Ghouls

The stooges have trapped Midoriya in a corner with a camera filming:

Denki: “Midoriya, we have questions.”

Mina: “And your gonna answer them.”

Hagakure: “Yeah!”

Deku: “Uh, sure?” *Looks over Mina’s shoulder*

Mina: “First question, Do you believe in ghosts?”

Deku: “what.... uh... no?” *eyes skim something* “Yeah. No I do not”

Denki: “You have been videotaped with evidence of ghosts, how do you feel about that?”

Deku: “... I feel th-” *Looks over once more and quickly speaks* “No comment.”

Hagakure: *Quickly turns camera around to see writing on the window get erased by nothing. Turns camera back around at a yelp to see Mina and Kaminari unconscious with Midoriya nowhere in sight.*

Hagakure: “...what. the. fuck.”

Canera goes black.

[the-elemental-witch]

Hizashi (AFO): *On phone with Izuku* “You got into UA?”

Izuku: “Yeah!! I got my quirk! I was apparently a really late bloomer... ha ha”

Hizashi (AFO): *Stole Izuku’s quirk before he had it* “Huh, that’s interesting...”

Inko in the background: “Izuku, All- Mr. Yagi is here”

Hizashi (AFO): *Totally knows, v happy* “Well, I hope you master that quirk! It will come in handy!”

Izuku: “Yeah! Talk to you next week dad!”

[the-elemental-witch]

Izuku’s Dad: *Returns home with a paper bag over his head* “De- Izuku how are you?”

Izuku: Uh, I guess I’m fine. How was work in America?

Inko: *Goes to kitchen for a bit*

All For One: *Pulls off paper bag* “Son we need to act like we aren’t arch nemesis because your mom will be heart broken”

Izuku: Hah, I’m in danger.

[swallo-kudasai]

Shigaraki Tomura and Dabi (feat. Himiko Toga) from bnha

[the-elemental-witch]

Love the art, they are all drawn really well

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

The bravest woman on Earth.

[unofficiallyjuni-deactivated201]

I love her. Forever reblog.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

I have the utmost respect for this woman. 

[the-dream-i-had]

please reblog. reblog the way you would reblog a picture of a hot singer, a pretty girl, a tasty meal or some nice stationary. Because this will not make your blog ‘less aesthetic’ or anything. This is important, far more important than anything I’ve mentioned before.

[motherbychoice]

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Persist.

[randomfandomteacher]

She graduated from Oxford this past June 2020

With a degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics

[the-elemental-witch]

UA Dorms, right after battle training:

The 3 stooges see Midoriya walk into the dorms, his arms are loosely wrapped for protection. He seems tired.

A notebook falls out of his backpack and onto the floor, before floating back into the backpack and it zipping closed.

The 3 hear him say something along the lines of a thank you, before staring at each other with ‘did you see that!?!’ looks.

———

After long day of classes, mostly everyone is in the common room studying.

Midoriya falls asleep but his pencil is still writing.

The 3 look over, and it seems to be playing Tic-Tac-Toe.

“How do you guys not see this??” Denki whisper yells to the others,

“Evidence! Ghosts” Mina continued as Hagakure takes a video.

Bakugou, Iida, Tsuyu, Uraraka, and Kirishima at the same time: “Ghosts aren’t real.”

[the-elemental-witch]

Aizawa: “What do you have?!”

Anyone in 1A: “A Knife!”

Aizawa: “No!”

————

Anyone in 1A: “Can we get McDonalds?”

Aizawa: *Pulls into drive through* “1 Black Coffee please”

————

Bakugou: *Mad and hands start smoking*

Aizawa: *Sprays him with a squirt bottle* “No. You already got in trouble this week. Not again.”

————

Aizawa: “I want someone to take me out.”

Mic/Joke/Vlad: “Like a date or Sniper?”

Aizawa: “Suprise me.”

[the-elemental-witch]

Random Villain: “You see, I might be evil in your story, but you cannot have good without it. I’m the other half to your view point, the reason you heroes exist.”

Deku: “Well, your not really anything. Most of our society is screwed up. I probably exist to be a challenging factor to try to change that. Your just another statistic on how bad our world views are. If I even make it out of high school.”

Random villain: “You okay kid?”

[the-elemental-witch]

Bakugou: “I did your twisted game! Now tell me where you kidnapped Sero and Jirou!”

Deku: “Their missing?”

Bakugou: “You didn’t trash their houses?”

Deku: “Just call or text me about something like this. I’ll contact Shoto to help.”

[the-elemental-witch]

Bakugou: “No matter what you do Deku, I’ll always win! I even stopped your plan to destroy this restaurant! Wait- isn’t this the one that kicked out Aizawa?”

Deku: “I mean- yeah. I don’t destroy things without reason.”

Bakugou: “Well, I guess part of it can be destroyed...”

[the-elemental-witch]

Deku as a villain:

Deku: “You see Kacchan, your friends have now been crushed to rubble. Gone. Nothing-“

*Denki walks up behind Bakugou* “What happened here?”

Deku: “How the FUCK did you survive that!! Your quirk made your brain fry!!”

Denki: *Still recovering from his quirk* “I don’t know, just did I guess”

Bakugou: “Don’t look at me, I thought the same thing.”

Deku: “I give up. See you next time, I try to kill you.”

[the-elemental-witch]

Uraraka: “Why is Todoroki making a low screeching noise?”

Deku: “He met Shinso’s dad.”

Uraraka: “What?”

Deku: “He’s trying to connect him to Aizawa”

Todoroki: *hasn’t slept in forever* *Down a mix of 3 Red Bull’s* “The eye bags. Aizawa is always sleeping when Shinso’s dad never sleeps. What if all the sleeping was double for Aizawa. Or what if Aizawa only takes small naps because he doesn’t need to sleep much,” *Deku Rambles*

[the-elemental-witch]

Monoma: Class 1-A thinks their so great... Well let’s see what they think when I take thier quirks

Monoma: *Sneaks up on Deku and takes his Quirk* *Can now see the Ghosts* WHAT IS THAT?! There are more!?! WHAT KIND IF QUIRK LETS YOU SE-

Deku: *Covering his mouth* Yes I do see ghosts and I’d prefer if you never tell anyone again! I don’t need my secret to be out there!

Monoma: *Terrified on the inside* Of- Of course 1-A has secrets. That I have no- no ideas of what they are. Losers.

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[fake-bnha]

american exchange student to UA:

aizawa: so,,,,,whats your quirk

student: its called Gun

aizawa: and what does it do?

student: it means i have a Gun

[the-elemental-witch]

Snipe: A person of culture I see

[vivalski]

Denki no

[the-elemental-witch]

Denki Yes