Elias Bouchard

Head of the Magnus institute, London.

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Can I use you as inspiration for the bbeg for my dnd campaign? You’re very menacing.

I better be a prominent character in the storyline.

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What’s your favourite feature of Tumblr?

The block button.

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How do you make money while divorced from Peter?

Working at the Magnus Institute, for one.. I also take half of his money in the divorce.

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What's your favorite color :>

It doesn't have a name yet.

[the-elias-bouchard]

You seem homophobic tbh

That's because I am.

[the-elias-bouchard]

Jon getting traumatized..?? Now that wasn't so skibidi of you, mister

I do not care.

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We have your Archivist now return the artifact.

You can keep him, its good enrichment for him.

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Can I Come Live In Your Walls, Sir?

No.

[the-elias-bouchard]

Whats makes you smile 🤨

Jon getting traumatized.

[the-elias-bouchard]

Then why get divorced 🤨

For the "lore", as young people say.

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My father is also there when I call my mother. Because unlike you and Peter, they're able to stay happily married.

Our marriage is for tax benefits, nothing else.

[the-elias-bouchard]

Is Lukas your sugar daddy

No.

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I do call my mother thank you very much.

Yet your father is absent.

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Whos your favorite non eye avatar?

No one. They are all boring and insignificant.

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Are the institutes funds going towards your cologne because upon googling it says its the most expensive cologne ever???

What I do with my money is none of your concern.

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Boobshart send ask

You should call your mother.

[the-elias-bouchard]

What will convince you to be more of a friendly guy?

Peter properly signing the divorce papers for once.