Hello!

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

{you ere teleported into the throne room/plotters office thus putting the same restrictions on your powers as in that other battle} {you can see yourself frozen in front of the window behind the king}

I suppose We Are To Fight Again.

@the-king-of-all-offical

Sans seems calm, almost too calm

Sans pulls out his trusty golden pan

I'll let you have the first turn.

You will need it.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he starts glowing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You hear a click of something playing

Stars are launched at you

I miss her.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he goes supernova?} {a large explosion of ice fills the room}

I do too.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers as if he was a bad recording, somthig feels off about him

You hear a click of somone replacing a vhs tape

Sevral of copyrights explosive hands apear and fly at you as if thrown

I miss my best friend.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he snaps, the hands are encased in ice} … I miss my best friend too

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

A tf2 Pyro bot appears, it looks like it stepped out of a bad recording

It tries to bathe you in flames

I miss my son engi

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{the frozen body of @/poseidon-offical appears blocking the pyrobot}

{he unsheaths his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot carefully picks up the frozen body and moves it to a corner of the room

A large pair of pink teeth atempts to bite your sword in half!

I miss my daughter pink.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it shifts into a warhammer that he uses to smash the teeth in before swinging it at you#

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers and moves as if he were a recording being rewind, he doges and moves to the other side of the room

A lightning bolt strikes you!

I miss my sone wiz.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it seems to have had little effect}

{stone above you crumbles away and falls atop you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It bounced off off of sans' head?

All nearby water including the water in you is being deleted!

I miss poseidon.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

…

was that supposed to do something?

{he throws a few throwing knives at you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot is trying to use their flamethrower on you again!

A comicly large anvil falls on you

I miss plotter.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he smashes the hammer through the robot and anvil in one smooth swing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are suddenly soaked in burning napalm!

.flesym ssim I

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he’s unphased, he attempts to slice through you with his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It passes right through sans, he flickers and is made of static for a second

It almost like he is just a recording?

Sevral sans minion shaped blobs of static atemps to beat you with hammers

They move as if they were made of liquid? (melee atacks of mundane origin wont harm them)

What did my minions look like again?

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he teleports around seemingly cutting rifts through reality, through each rift various magical attacks shoot out}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Suddenly all magic stops existing for a second

The minions disappear

Sans is loosing resolution

What did my magic feel like again?

[the-elysium-offical]

Stop Stop!

We can’t tell how but we are pretty sure sans is cheating

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans suddenly gaind resolution as if he had more budget

How so?

[the-elysium-offical]

you look like an old movie and started off the fight with one of our attacks

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Am I not allowed to use atacks ive- wait OUR!?

Do you perhaps know someone by the name of stardust?

[the-elysium-offical]

yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill ask about that later...

Did you not know I can use any atack ive seen before?

Im a jester, part of my job is learning new tricks!

Is that all? Or is thate something else you want clarified?

[the-elysium-offical]

We got bored of this fight

you two clearly can’t hurt each other

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I was just testing!

And who said they cant hurt me? I very much can be hurt.

How is a secret as that would be a spoiler for our lovely audience!

Sans winks at the audience

And bored so quickly? I haven't even gotten to my twist yet!

[the-elysium-offical]

we want a nap

fight over

you can go back to being a statue

or you can take a walk around the Elysium if you want

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Statue please, I REALLY dont like you.

[the-elysium-offical]

ok!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

{you ere teleported into the throne room/plotters office thus putting the same restrictions on your powers as in that other battle} {you can see yourself frozen in front of the window behind the king}

I suppose We Are To Fight Again.

@the-king-of-all-offical

Sans seems calm, almost too calm

Sans pulls out his trusty golden pan

I'll let you have the first turn.

You will need it.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he starts glowing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You hear a click of something playing

Stars are launched at you

I miss her.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he goes supernova?} {a large explosion of ice fills the room}

I do too.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers as if he was a bad recording, somthig feels off about him

You hear a click of somone replacing a vhs tape

Sevral of copyrights explosive hands apear and fly at you as if thrown

I miss my best friend.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he snaps, the hands are encased in ice} … I miss my best friend too

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

A tf2 Pyro bot appears, it looks like it stepped out of a bad recording

It tries to bathe you in flames

I miss my son engi

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{the frozen body of @/poseidon-offical appears blocking the pyrobot}

{he unsheaths his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot carefully picks up the frozen body and moves it to a corner of the room

A large pair of pink teeth atempts to bite your sword in half!

I miss my daughter pink.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it shifts into a warhammer that he uses to smash the teeth in before swinging it at you#

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers and moves as if he were a recording being rewind, he doges and moves to the other side of the room

A lightning bolt strikes you!

I miss my sone wiz.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it seems to have had little effect}

{stone above you crumbles away and falls atop you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It bounced off off of sans' head?

All nearby water including the water in you is being deleted!

I miss poseidon.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

…

was that supposed to do something?

{he throws a few throwing knives at you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot is trying to use their flamethrower on you again!

A comicly large anvil falls on you

I miss plotter.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he smashes the hammer through the robot and anvil in one smooth swing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are suddenly soaked in burning napalm!

.flesym ssim I

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he’s unphased, he attempts to slice through you with his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It passes right through sans, he flickers and is made of static for a second

It almost like he is just a recording?

Sevral sans minion shaped blobs of static atemps to beat you with hammers

They move as if they were made of liquid? (melee atacks of mundane origin wont harm them)

What did my minions look like again?

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he teleports around seemingly cutting rifts through reality, through each rift various magical attacks shoot out}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Suddenly all magic stops existing for a second

The minions disappear

Sans is loosing resolution

What did my magic feel like again?

[the-elysium-offical]

Stop Stop!

We can’t tell how but we are pretty sure sans is cheating

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans suddenly gaind resolution as if he had more budget

How so?

[the-elysium-offical]

you look like an old movie and started off the fight with one of our attacks

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Am I not allowed to use atacks ive- wait OUR!?

Do you perhaps know someone by the name of stardust?

[the-elysium-offical]

yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill ask about that later...

Did you not know I can use any atack ive seen before?

Im a jester, part of my job is learning new tricks!

Is that all? Or is thate something else you want clarified?

[the-elysium-offical]

We got bored of this fight

you two clearly can’t hurt each other

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I was just testing!

And who said they cant hurt me? I very much can be hurt.

How is a secret as that would be a spoiler for our lovely audience!

Sans winks at the audience

And bored so quickly? I haven't even gotten to my twist yet!

[the-elysium-offical]

we want a nap

fight over

you can go back to being a statue

or you can take a walk around the Elysium if you want

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

{you ere teleported into the throne room/plotters office thus putting the same restrictions on your powers as in that other battle} {you can see yourself frozen in front of the window behind the king}

I suppose We Are To Fight Again.

@the-king-of-all-offical

Sans seems calm, almost too calm

Sans pulls out his trusty golden pan

I'll let you have the first turn.

You will need it.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he starts glowing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You hear a click of something playing

Stars are launched at you

I miss her.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he goes supernova?} {a large explosion of ice fills the room}

I do too.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers as if he was a bad recording, somthig feels off about him

You hear a click of somone replacing a vhs tape

Sevral of copyrights explosive hands apear and fly at you as if thrown

I miss my best friend.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he snaps, the hands are encased in ice} … I miss my best friend too

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

A tf2 Pyro bot appears, it looks like it stepped out of a bad recording

It tries to bathe you in flames

I miss my son engi

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{the frozen body of @/poseidon-offical appears blocking the pyrobot}

{he unsheaths his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot carefully picks up the frozen body and moves it to a corner of the room

A large pair of pink teeth atempts to bite your sword in half!

I miss my daughter pink.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it shifts into a warhammer that he uses to smash the teeth in before swinging it at you#

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers and moves as if he were a recording being rewind, he doges and moves to the other side of the room

A lightning bolt strikes you!

I miss my sone wiz.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it seems to have had little effect}

{stone above you crumbles away and falls atop you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It bounced off off of sans' head?

All nearby water including the water in you is being deleted!

I miss poseidon.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

…

was that supposed to do something?

{he throws a few throwing knives at you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot is trying to use their flamethrower on you again!

A comicly large anvil falls on you

I miss plotter.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he smashes the hammer through the robot and anvil in one smooth swing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are suddenly soaked in burning napalm!

.flesym ssim I

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he’s unphased, he attempts to slice through you with his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It passes right through sans, he flickers and is made of static for a second

It almost like he is just a recording?

Sevral sans minion shaped blobs of static atemps to beat you with hammers

They move as if they were made of liquid? (melee atacks of mundane origin wont harm them)

What did my minions look like again?

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he teleports around seemingly cutting rifts through reality, through each rift various magical attacks shoot out}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Suddenly all magic stops existing for a second

The minions disappear

Sans is loosing resolution

What did my magic feel like again?

[the-elysium-offical]

Stop Stop!

We can’t tell how but we are pretty sure sans is cheating

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans suddenly gaind resolution as if he had more budget

How so?

[the-elysium-offical]

you look like an old movie and started off the fight with one of our attacks

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Am I not allowed to use atacks ive- wait OUR!?

Do you perhaps know someone by the name of stardust?

[the-elysium-offical]

yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill ask about that later...

Did you not know I can use any atack ive seen before?

Im a jester, part of my job is learning new tricks!

Is that all? Or is thate something else you want clarified?

[the-elysium-offical]

We got bored of this fight

you two clearly can’t hurt each other

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

{you ere teleported into the throne room/plotters office thus putting the same restrictions on your powers as in that other battle} {you can see yourself frozen in front of the window behind the king}

I suppose We Are To Fight Again.

@the-king-of-all-offical

Sans seems calm, almost too calm

Sans pulls out his trusty golden pan

I'll let you have the first turn.

You will need it.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he starts glowing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You hear a click of something playing

Stars are launched at you

I miss her.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he goes supernova?} {a large explosion of ice fills the room}

I do too.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers as if he was a bad recording, somthig feels off about him

You hear a click of somone replacing a vhs tape

Sevral of copyrights explosive hands apear and fly at you as if thrown

I miss my best friend.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he snaps, the hands are encased in ice} … I miss my best friend too

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

A tf2 Pyro bot appears, it looks like it stepped out of a bad recording

It tries to bathe you in flames

I miss my son engi

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{the frozen body of @/poseidon-offical appears blocking the pyrobot}

{he unsheaths his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot carefully picks up the frozen body and moves it to a corner of the room

A large pair of pink teeth atempts to bite your sword in half!

I miss my daughter pink.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it shifts into a warhammer that he uses to smash the teeth in before swinging it at you#

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers and moves as if he were a recording being rewind, he doges and moves to the other side of the room

A lightning bolt strikes you!

I miss my sone wiz.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it seems to have had little effect}

{stone above you crumbles away and falls atop you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It bounced off off of sans' head?

All nearby water including the water in you is being deleted!

I miss poseidon.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

…

was that supposed to do something?

{he throws a few throwing knives at you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot is trying to use their flamethrower on you again!

A comicly large anvil falls on you

I miss plotter.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he smashes the hammer through the robot and anvil in one smooth swing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are suddenly soaked in burning napalm!

.flesym ssim I

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he’s unphased, he attempts to slice through you with his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It passes right through sans, he flickers and is made of static for a second

It almost like he is just a recording?

Sevral sans minion shaped blobs of static atemps to beat you with hammers

They move as if they were made of liquid? (melee atacks of mundane origin wont harm them)

What did my minions look like again?

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he teleports around seemingly cutting rifts through reality, through each rift various magical attacks shoot out}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Suddenly all magic stops existing for a second

The minions disappear

Sans is loosing resolution

What did my magic feel like again?

[the-elysium-offical]

Stop Stop!

We can’t tell how but we are pretty sure sans is cheating

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans suddenly gaind resolution as if he had more budget

How so?

[the-elysium-offical]

you look like an old movie and started off the fight with one of our attacks

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Am I not allowed to use atacks ive- wait OUR!?

Do you perhaps know someone by the name of stardust?

[the-elysium-offical]

yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

{you ere teleported into the throne room/plotters office thus putting the same restrictions on your powers as in that other battle} {you can see yourself frozen in front of the window behind the king}

I suppose We Are To Fight Again.

@the-king-of-all-offical

Sans seems calm, almost too calm

Sans pulls out his trusty golden pan

I'll let you have the first turn.

You will need it.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he starts glowing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You hear a click of something playing

Stars are launched at you

I miss her.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he goes supernova?} {a large explosion of ice fills the room}

I do too.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers as if he was a bad recording, somthig feels off about him

You hear a click of somone replacing a vhs tape

Sevral of copyrights explosive hands apear and fly at you as if thrown

I miss my best friend.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he snaps, the hands are encased in ice} … I miss my best friend too

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

A tf2 Pyro bot appears, it looks like it stepped out of a bad recording

It tries to bathe you in flames

I miss my son engi

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{the frozen body of @/poseidon-offical appears blocking the pyrobot}

{he unsheaths his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot carefully picks up the frozen body and moves it to a corner of the room

A large pair of pink teeth atempts to bite your sword in half!

I miss my daughter pink.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it shifts into a warhammer that he uses to smash the teeth in before swinging it at you#

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers and moves as if he were a recording being rewind, he doges and moves to the other side of the room

A lightning bolt strikes you!

I miss my sone wiz.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it seems to have had little effect}

{stone above you crumbles away and falls atop you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It bounced off off of sans' head?

All nearby water including the water in you is being deleted!

I miss poseidon.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

…

was that supposed to do something?

{he throws a few throwing knives at you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot is trying to use their flamethrower on you again!

A comicly large anvil falls on you

I miss plotter.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he smashes the hammer through the robot and anvil in one smooth swing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are suddenly soaked in burning napalm!

.flesym ssim I

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he’s unphased, he attempts to slice through you with his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It passes right through sans, he flickers and is made of static for a second

It almost like he is just a recording?

Sevral sans minion shaped blobs of static atemps to beat you with hammers

They move as if they were made of liquid? (melee atacks of mundane origin wont harm them)

What did my minions look like again?

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he teleports around seemingly cutting rifts through reality, through each rift various magical attacks shoot out}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Suddenly all magic stops existing for a second

The minions disappear

Sans is loosing resolution

What did my magic feel like again?

[the-elysium-offical]

Stop Stop!

We can’t tell how but we are pretty sure sans is cheating

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans suddenly gaind resolution as if he had more budget

How so?

[the-elysium-offical]

you look like an old movie and started off the fight with one of our attacks

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

{you ere teleported into the throne room/plotters office thus putting the same restrictions on your powers as in that other battle} {you can see yourself frozen in front of the window behind the king}

I suppose We Are To Fight Again.

@the-king-of-all-offical

Sans seems calm, almost too calm

Sans pulls out his trusty golden pan

I'll let you have the first turn.

You will need it.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he starts glowing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You hear a click of something playing

Stars are launched at you

I miss her.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he goes supernova?} {a large explosion of ice fills the room}

I do too.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers as if he was a bad recording, somthig feels off about him

You hear a click of somone replacing a vhs tape

Sevral of copyrights explosive hands apear and fly at you as if thrown

I miss my best friend.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he snaps, the hands are encased in ice} … I miss my best friend too

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

A tf2 Pyro bot appears, it looks like it stepped out of a bad recording

It tries to bathe you in flames

I miss my son engi

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{the frozen body of @/poseidon-offical appears blocking the pyrobot}

{he unsheaths his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot carefully picks up the frozen body and moves it to a corner of the room

A large pair of pink teeth atempts to bite your sword in half!

I miss my daughter pink.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it shifts into a warhammer that he uses to smash the teeth in before swinging it at you#

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sans flickers and moves as if he were a recording being rewind, he doges and moves to the other side of the room

A lightning bolt strikes you!

I miss my sone wiz.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{it seems to have had little effect}

{stone above you crumbles away and falls atop you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It bounced off off of sans' head?

All nearby water including the water in you is being deleted!

I miss poseidon.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

…

was that supposed to do something?

{he throws a few throwing knives at you}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

The pyro bot is trying to use their flamethrower on you again!

A comicly large anvil falls on you

I miss plotter.

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he smashes the hammer through the robot and anvil in one smooth swing}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are suddenly soaked in burning napalm!

.flesym ssim I

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he’s unphased, he attempts to slice through you with his sword}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

It passes right through sans, he flickers and is made of static for a second

It almost like he is just a recording?

Sevral sans minion shaped blobs of static atemps to beat you with hammers

They move as if they were made of liquid? (melee atacks of mundane origin wont harm them)

What did my minions look like again?

[the-king-of-all-offical]

{he teleports around seemingly cutting rifts through reality, through each rift various magical attacks shoot out}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Suddenly all magic stops existing for a second

The minions disappear

Sans is loosing resolution

What did my magic feel like again?

[the-elysium-offical]

Stop Stop!

We can’t tell how but we are pretty sure sans is cheating

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Can you call off your attack king?

[the-elysium-offical]

Oh no no no

we do tell the king what to do, but we aren’t him

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Okay then call him off.

[the-elysium-offical]

We will tell Him to leave you alone

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Can you call off your attack king?

[the-elysium-offical]

Oh no no no

we do tell the king what to do, but we aren’t him

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HAPPY!?

And here I thought I was the fool.

You ordered me frozen.

You took me from my life, and now?

You are trying to replace that.

You want to trap everyone I know here.

And for what? Friends? Because your lonely?

Your selfish.

There is no reason that you could of bought me here that wasn't selfish.

I hate you because you were selfish. And now you are trying to make me happy?

Why? To keep me here? To have me stay forever? No matter your excuses, you brought me here. agenst. my. will.

You are selfish and so long as I am here I will hate you.

[the-elysium-offical]

I am simply doing the best with what I have

you need to be frozen

I am simply trying to make that experience as pleasant as possible

You are allowed to hate me but I will never hate you.

I only want you to be happy

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You already failed. I dont care what excuses you make, there is never a good reason for what you have done.

Whatever you want from doing this, there is a better way. I know several gods that could help you.

I just want to go home.

You dont NEED to do this.

Just let me go home please.

[the-elysium-offical]

May I propose a challenge for you to go home?

I still do need to entertain the people who requested you to be frozen

Will you face someone in the ring of combat?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Entertainment?

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THIS SOONER!?

THATS LIKE A MAJOR PART OF WHAT I DO!

I would love to fight someone to go home!

[the-elysium-offical]

…

Are you fine with fighting the king?

And I simply wish to let you know that I am not to blame for this the people of the Elysium requested you

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

YOU COULD OF TOLD ME THAT THIS IS WHY YOU WERE DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

And yes I am fine with fighting the king.

[the-elysium-offical]

just so you know the king isn’t our actual king he is actually just a theater kid who is pretending to be intimidating

still a really good fighter though

Could we chat a bit before you fight him?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Shure.

What do you want to talk about?

[the-elysium-offical]

hmmm

Why do you think that the people of the Elysium requested you?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I think because I would be the most entertaining to have frozen?

Thats my best guess.

[the-elysium-offical]

Let me know if you have any questions

If not then @sans-the-skeleconch-offical please let us know when you are ready

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HAPPY!?

And here I thought I was the fool.

You ordered me frozen.

You took me from my life, and now?

You are trying to replace that.

You want to trap everyone I know here.

And for what? Friends? Because your lonely?

Your selfish.

There is no reason that you could of bought me here that wasn't selfish.

I hate you because you were selfish. And now you are trying to make me happy?

Why? To keep me here? To have me stay forever? No matter your excuses, you brought me here. agenst. my. will.

You are selfish and so long as I am here I will hate you.

[the-elysium-offical]

I am simply doing the best with what I have

you need to be frozen

I am simply trying to make that experience as pleasant as possible

You are allowed to hate me but I will never hate you.

I only want you to be happy

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You already failed. I dont care what excuses you make, there is never a good reason for what you have done.

Whatever you want from doing this, there is a better way. I know several gods that could help you.

I just want to go home.

You dont NEED to do this.

Just let me go home please.

[the-elysium-offical]

May I propose a challenge for you to go home?

I still do need to entertain the people who requested you to be frozen

Will you face someone in the ring of combat?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Entertainment?

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THIS SOONER!?

THATS LIKE A MAJOR PART OF WHAT I DO!

I would love to fight someone to go home!

[the-elysium-offical]

…

Are you fine with fighting the king?

And I simply wish to let you know that I am not to blame for this the people of the Elysium requested you

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

YOU COULD OF TOLD ME THAT THIS IS WHY YOU WERE DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

And yes I am fine with fighting the king.

[the-elysium-offical]

just so you know the king isn’t our actual king he is actually just a theater kid who is pretending to be intimidating

still a really good fighter though

Could we chat a bit before you fight him?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Shure.

What do you want to talk about?

[the-elysium-offical]

hmmm

Why do you think that the people of the Elysium requested you?

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HAPPY!?

And here I thought I was the fool.

You ordered me frozen.

You took me from my life, and now?

You are trying to replace that.

You want to trap everyone I know here.

And for what? Friends? Because your lonely?

Your selfish.

There is no reason that you could of bought me here that wasn't selfish.

I hate you because you were selfish. And now you are trying to make me happy?

Why? To keep me here? To have me stay forever? No matter your excuses, you brought me here. agenst. my. will.

You are selfish and so long as I am here I will hate you.

[the-elysium-offical]

I am simply doing the best with what I have

you need to be frozen

I am simply trying to make that experience as pleasant as possible

You are allowed to hate me but I will never hate you.

I only want you to be happy

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You already failed. I dont care what excuses you make, there is never a good reason for what you have done.

Whatever you want from doing this, there is a better way. I know several gods that could help you.

I just want to go home.

You dont NEED to do this.

Just let me go home please.

[the-elysium-offical]

May I propose a challenge for you to go home?

I still do need to entertain the people who requested you to be frozen

Will you face someone in the ring of combat?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Entertainment?

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THIS SOONER!?

THATS LIKE A MAJOR PART OF WHAT I DO!

I would love to fight someone to go home!

[the-elysium-offical]

…

Are you fine with fighting the king?

And I simply wish to let you know that I am not to blame for this the people of the Elysium requested you

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

YOU COULD OF TOLD ME THAT THIS IS WHY YOU WERE DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

And yes I am fine with fighting the king.

[the-elysium-offical]

just so you know the king isn’t our actual king he is actually just a theater kid who is pretending to be intimidating

still a really good fighter though

Could we chat a bit before you fight him?

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HAPPY!?

And here I thought I was the fool.

You ordered me frozen.

You took me from my life, and now?

You are trying to replace that.

You want to trap everyone I know here.

And for what? Friends? Because your lonely?

Your selfish.

There is no reason that you could of bought me here that wasn't selfish.

I hate you because you were selfish. And now you are trying to make me happy?

Why? To keep me here? To have me stay forever? No matter your excuses, you brought me here. agenst. my. will.

You are selfish and so long as I am here I will hate you.

[the-elysium-offical]

I am simply doing the best with what I have

you need to be frozen

I am simply trying to make that experience as pleasant as possible

You are allowed to hate me but I will never hate you.

I only want you to be happy

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You already failed. I dont care what excuses you make, there is never a good reason for what you have done.

Whatever you want from doing this, there is a better way. I know several gods that could help you.

I just want to go home.

You dont NEED to do this.

Just let me go home please.

[the-elysium-offical]

May I propose a challenge for you to go home?

I still do need to entertain the people who requested you to be frozen

Will you face someone in the ring of combat?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Entertainment?

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THIS SOONER!?

THATS LIKE A MAJOR PART OF WHAT I DO!

I would love to fight someone to go home!

[the-elysium-offical]

…

Are you fine with fighting the king?

And I simply wish to let you know that I am not to blame for this the people of the Elysium requested you

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HAPPY!?

And here I thought I was the fool.

You ordered me frozen.

You took me from my life, and now?

You are trying to replace that.

You want to trap everyone I know here.

And for what? Friends? Because your lonely?

Your selfish.

There is no reason that you could of bought me here that wasn't selfish.

I hate you because you were selfish. And now you are trying to make me happy?

Why? To keep me here? To have me stay forever? No matter your excuses, you brought me here. agenst. my. will.

You are selfish and so long as I am here I will hate you.

[the-elysium-offical]

I am simply doing the best with what I have

you need to be frozen

I am simply trying to make that experience as pleasant as possible

You are allowed to hate me but I will never hate you.

I only want you to be happy

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You already failed. I dont care what excuses you make, there is never a good reason for what you have done.

Whatever you want from doing this, there is a better way. I know several gods that could help you.

I just want to go home.

You dont NEED to do this.

Just let me go home please.

[the-elysium-offical]

May I propose a challenge for you to go home?

I still do need to entertain the people who requested you to be frozen

Will you face someone in the ring of combat?

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

HAPPY!?

And here I thought I was the fool.

You ordered me frozen.

You took me from my life, and now?

You are trying to replace that.

You want to trap everyone I know here.

And for what? Friends? Because your lonely?

Your selfish.

There is no reason that you could of bought me here that wasn't selfish.

I hate you because you were selfish. And now you are trying to make me happy?

Why? To keep me here? To have me stay forever? No matter your excuses, you brought me here. agenst. my. will.

You are selfish and so long as I am here I will hate you.

[the-elysium-offical]

I am simply doing the best with what I have

you need to be frozen

I am simply trying to make that experience as pleasant as possible

You are allowed to hate me but I will never hate you.

I only want you to be happy

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

If you do that.

I will tear off your limbs and feed them to you chunck by bloody chunk.

I dont care what you are, you do not mess with my friends and family.

If I see any of my friends or family here I will destroy you and this place. Even if it kills me. :)

This is your only warning.

Anyways would you like me to bake you something?

[the-elysium-offical]

I cannot be hurt in any form.

I am simply trying to make you happy?

what did I do wrong?

How can I make you happy?

[the-elysium-offical]

I am the Elysium!

… or at least the one who “hosts” the whole thing…

But!

I can still answer many of your questions about the place!

You can call me..

hmmm

I just suppose Elysium will do!

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

This is the 2nd time I've been tagged in an intro post, am I really that popular?

[the-elysium-offical]

you were only tagged because I have lore importance in relation to the king of all and stardust

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ah, that makes sense.

[the-elysium-offical]

Would you like some tea?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I would but currently the real me is currently an ice statue...

[the-elysium-offical]

Not whilst you are here!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Really? How? Last I checked the very concept of me was frozen.

[the-elysium-offical]

…

I don’t feel like explaining how this works right now but it just does ok

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Then I would love some tea, ive been very VERRY cold.

Some hot tea would do wonders to fix that.

[the-elysium-offical]

But of course!

{you have always been holding a hot cup of tea}

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh! Neat.

He takes a long sip of the tea

That feels so much better, thank you.

[the-elysium-offical]

Whilst you Aren’t frozen would you like to “chill” with some others amongst the Elysium?

Did I do that whole pun thing correctly?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You did that pun wonderfully! I am a jester I would know.

Also yes, I dont want to being frozen right now.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are so sorry for ordering that the king freezes you, but that is what must have been done

All we can do now is try and make your extended stay as comfortable as possible

Though you are still in the throne room and you are still a statue in All actually.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im pretty shure the king is rouge right now. You seem too nice to have ordered him to freeze me.

You remind me of stardust with how kind you are.

[the-elysium-offical]

We are telling him what to do.

we will not deny that fact

he is in no way rouge

once your friend Daniel is frozen as well he will join you here.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... why?

Why have have you ordered for me to be frozen? Have I wronged you in some way?

Do you just want me to suffer? To die for real this time? I really dont want to die.

[the-elysium-offical]

It is in no way your fault my child.

You may rest now.

If all goes well you may stay here forever with your friends.

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Are you fine with this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

NO.

I AM NOT FINE WITH THIS!

I HAVE CHILDREN! I HAVE MY MINIONS! I HAVE MY HOME!

I HAVE MY JOBS! I CANT BE LATE TO WORK!

AND YOU WANT TO TRAP ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE!?

THATS NOT OK! THATS IS THE SAME FLAVOR OF HELL JOA SUFFERS!

[the-elysium-offical]

We can put them here as well if you’re like?