Pizza And Black Magic

[makesomenoise]

How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

[dropoutdottv]

jacob how poetic

[brawltogethernow]

Really really really really really stupid nerd pet peeve I have is I can't stand it when people deploy the "lol and then they reboot it all anyway!" stock normie comic book clapback on posts about superhero comics in general/Marvel. ONLY THE BATMAN COMPANY DOES THAT.

[brawltogethernow]

"Okay well that citation is so old it's not like that matters anymore." My panel from 1960 is still canon. I'll eat you.

[whetstonefires]

i love the way marvel does retcons. they change their mind about something and just 'reveal' on panel that it was always like that, actually. no matter how implausible and bullshit and incompatible with previously established content it is, they just put it out there and dare you to complain.

current reigning favorite is how they brought ultimate/film nick fury, as based on samuel l jackson, into the main continuity. by having the two nicks fury go to a park together and Black Nick Fury calls Silver Temples Nick Fury 'dad.'

bam, continuity fixed. fury had an aspecifically-estranged son named after himself with also one eye who followed closely in his professional footsteps this entire time. we just never met him, until we did. wasn't relevant to any superheroes' stories.

[localwarlockunion]

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

[localwarlockunion]

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[queer-ragnelle]

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

[depsidase]

[makesomenoise]

How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

[dropoutdottv]

jacob how poetic

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[regal-bones]

Creatures of the Continent

HOOKJAW HERMIT (PAGUROIDEA NERKA)

LOST BLADES (FERRUM MONOCEROS)

LAKE MAJESTY (CYGNUS MONARCHA)

WHALEWALKER (VERSIPELLIS ORCINUSTHROPIA)

BLOODWYRM (DRACO HEMOCRACIA)

(Click creature name for lore!) (Size chart) (Continent Map)

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[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[tlirsgender]

Things people hate hearing:

You are capable of harm

You have some level of power and agency

Ergo it is your responsibility to communicate your needs and boundaries

If you lie to someone about something being okay when it isn't, that is on you

Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships and the other people in them

Enabling your trauma responses will not make them go away, and it is your responsibility to work on yourself for your own wellbeing as well as the people around you

Being A Victim cannot be a pillar of your identity forever, and being victimized does not make you incapable of harming other people (see above)

You are not a mouse in a jean jacket you are an eel with a gun / adult human being who can use your words even if it's Scary

Having a personality disorder doesn't make you evil but you have got to get off of Personality Disorder Tumblr (see above, re: enabling)

[tlirsgender]

Deep sigh. You want me to ~be compassionate~ here's the compassionate answer: your trauma will tell you you're a helpless child forever and you need to Not Think This Way for yourself (living under the assumption you're still in danger whether you actually are or not) and everyone else who has to tiptoe around your Sensitivity. That's how you break the cycle and you can only do this by accepting responsibility for your actions. And it seems like a small semantic thing but imo step one is calling yourself a survivor instead of a victim. Self identifying with your victimhood helps No One. You lived, now get up

[depsidase]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[prospitianescapee]

Source is Instagram user thatmodernlife. Per Reddit, this post was deleted quickly, and was captioned:

[ahighlyfunctionalfangirl]

content team? does she mean her kids? i hate mom creators already but oh my god

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[pooslie]

[opbackgrounds]

This in general is a beautiful panel and memorial, but I can't help but think that Whitebeard's coat is in amazing condition for a man who got stabbed as many times as he did

[clusterbuck]

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

[calvinanddune]

The mind commands the body and it obeys. The mind commands itself and meets resistance.

[blueskittlesart]

witch hat atelier’s handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that they’re not officially together purely because it’s not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so you’re forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifrey’s problem is. and well. then she tells you

[blueskittlesart]

i would like to formally apologize to the many many people this post has apparently convinced to read wha. i did try to warn you