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DNI List

Clerics, Paladins, and other holy people

Adventuring Parties of 5 or more

Goblin Union Reps

Vecna stans, he's a hack and you all know it

Dogs and other Bone Thieves

Vampires and other sentient undead

Bards, Jesters, or other Happy-Folk

Yes Santa Clause, that includes YOU

Solicitors

Those that use the abhorrent other definition of Goon

Dungeon Health and Safety

#lichposting #dni list

gaygaygadget27

I make a copper, boss makes a gold.

Thats why I sniff the company mold

#lichposting #STOP STEALING MY MOLD SMELLS

monster2003

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

the-evil-lich-king

Quick my minions, get them while their down!!

#lichposting

My (M632) goblin minions (F20, M18, M19, F23, M19, NB22, NB18, F19, M25, NB21, and F24) have unionized and started a polycule, WIBTA if I vaporized them all for their insolence?

#lichposting #union busting #goblin polyamory #minions do not get to experience love and benefits #only hatred and unbearable working conditions

Tried putting an elf twink in a cage, but he said it was too big? Mind you, he could not move any of his limbs comfortably and was being suspended over boiling oil

#lichposting #he also said something about Chastity whoever that is #sounds like some Cleric or Priest's chosen name

To whoever altered the rune sequence on the dungeon's PA system to play the Monster Mash:

You think youre so fucking funny dont you? You think your a big man? Think you get all the wenches? I know forbidden dark magicks that will make you piss your pants without hesitation. I know how to disintegrate an adventurer from no less than 5 feet away. If I catch you in my dungeon, you're done!

#lichposting #dungeon #monster mash #ill fucking find you #*angry skeleton tears*

0% rewards back when you purchase supplies with our Dungeon credit card

#lichposting #it costs 1 william dollars to apply for one #no rewards #but you do pay even more for things #there is also an annual fee

The last elf twink I captured said he wanted a bear. But he freaked out when I released the Dire Bear into the torture pit with him.

I dont understand modern dating

#lichposting #elf twink #release the bear #torture pit #the Grindr wenches didnt like the grinder either #what am i doing wrong?#actually no #its the wenches that are wrong