Good News! The Torren's Stock Market has been Reestablished and is running!
For now.
....dude, you're in another universe. You can't destroy the Stock Market from another universe.
I CAN TRY.
No he can’t
I WILL MAKE IT CRASH WITH MY M I N D
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@the-final-augur
Good News! The Torren's Stock Market has been Reestablished and is running!
For now.
....dude, you're in another universe. You can't destroy the Stock Market from another universe.
I CAN TRY.
No he can’t
I WILL MAKE IT CRASH WITH MY M I N D
Good News! The Torren's Stock Market has been Reestablished and is running!
For now.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
“kid”? that’s a new one. show some respect.
but, as i said, torren is safe now. orderly, too. and if it’s damian you’re worried about, don’t worry. he’s alive, and nora is too. I can’t bear to lose them, after all.
Safe in what way? ‘Cause there’s multiple meanings to that one.
they’re alive and well. isn’t that enough for someone?
That’s what the first guy thought. That didn’t go so well for him.
first guy? really? and who would that be?
it’s already been fifty years since this order was established, and torren has been just fine. nora and damian are just fine. like I’ve told alex, i give them enrichment, too. they’ll be even happier when they actually stop trying to leave.
Well he usually goes by Jaern, though most prefer to call him a fucking moron.
Y’know, I think the fact they’re trying to leave should be. A sign. That things aren’t working.
i’ve been told that time and time again. it’s irritating. neither of them have gotten hurt ever since, though, so clearly, this is working. anything else you want to say to me?
Not really. Just hope you don’t wind up down a dangerous path, kid.
then, i have a question. why keep calling me “kid”?
Hm. Suppose you just got the feelings of a kid not wanting to lose their toys. Not an adult actually thinking things through, just wantin’ to not be left alone.
i don’t appreciate the comparison.
‘Cause it hits a bit too close to home or ‘cause I’m wrong? I don’t tend to be wrong ‘bout people.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
“kid”? that’s a new one. show some respect.
but, as i said, torren is safe now. orderly, too. and if it’s damian you’re worried about, don’t worry. he’s alive, and nora is too. I can’t bear to lose them, after all.
Safe in what way? ‘Cause there’s multiple meanings to that one.
they’re alive and well. isn’t that enough for someone?
That’s what the first guy thought. That didn’t go so well for him.
first guy? really? and who would that be?
it’s already been fifty years since this order was established, and torren has been just fine. nora and damian are just fine. like I’ve told alex, i give them enrichment, too. they’ll be even happier when they actually stop trying to leave.
Well he usually goes by Jaern, though most prefer to call him a fucking moron.
Y’know, I think the fact they’re trying to leave should be. A sign. That things aren’t working.
i’ve been told that time and time again. it’s irritating. neither of them have gotten hurt ever since, though, so clearly, this is working. anything else you want to say to me?
Not really. Just hope you don’t wind up down a dangerous path, kid.
then, i have a question. why keep calling me “kid”?
Hm. Suppose you just got the feelings of a kid not wanting to lose their toys. Not an adult actually thinking things through, just wantin’ to not be left alone.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
“kid”? that’s a new one. show some respect.
but, as i said, torren is safe now. orderly, too. and if it’s damian you’re worried about, don’t worry. he’s alive, and nora is too. I can’t bear to lose them, after all.
Safe in what way? ‘Cause there’s multiple meanings to that one.
they’re alive and well. isn’t that enough for someone?
That’s what the first guy thought. That didn’t go so well for him.
first guy? really? and who would that be?
it’s already been fifty years since this order was established, and torren has been just fine. nora and damian are just fine. like I’ve told alex, i give them enrichment, too. they’ll be even happier when they actually stop trying to leave.
Well he usually goes by Jaern, though most prefer to call him a fucking moron.
Y’know, I think the fact they’re trying to leave should be. A sign. That things aren’t working.
i’ve been told that time and time again. it’s irritating. neither of them have gotten hurt ever since, though, so clearly, this is working. anything else you want to say to me?
Not really. Just hope you don’t wind up down a dangerous path, kid.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
“kid”? that’s a new one. show some respect.
but, as i said, torren is safe now. orderly, too. and if it’s damian you’re worried about, don’t worry. he’s alive, and nora is too. I can’t bear to lose them, after all.
Safe in what way? ‘Cause there’s multiple meanings to that one.
they’re alive and well. isn’t that enough for someone?
That’s what the first guy thought. That didn’t go so well for him.
first guy? really? and who would that be?
it’s already been fifty years since this order was established, and torren has been just fine. nora and damian are just fine. like I’ve told alex, i give them enrichment, too. they’ll be even happier when they actually stop trying to leave.
Well he usually goes by Jaern, though most prefer to call him a fucking moron.
Y’know, I think the fact they’re trying to leave should be. A sign. That things aren’t working.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
“kid”? that’s a new one. show some respect.
but, as i said, torren is safe now. orderly, too. and if it’s damian you’re worried about, don’t worry. he’s alive, and nora is too. I can’t bear to lose them, after all.
Safe in what way? ‘Cause there’s multiple meanings to that one.
they’re alive and well. isn’t that enough for someone?
That’s what the first guy thought. That didn’t go so well for him.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
“kid”? that’s a new one. show some respect.
but, as i said, torren is safe now. orderly, too. and if it’s damian you’re worried about, don’t worry. he’s alive, and nora is too. I can’t bear to lose them, after all.
Safe in what way? ‘Cause there’s multiple meanings to that one.
Okay I know it says not to ask. But. How.
@the-final-augur
you’re not good at following instructions.
but it’s simple. damian served as champion for a year or two, but it was far too risky to have him running around. idiot never learns from his mistakes. so he’s with me.
and given that there was nobody able to stop me, i took the role as champion as well. torren’s the safest it’s ever been.
Kid, the sentence ‘noone able to stop you’ implies a whole Dist of a lot.
A lot of NOT GOOD.
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
Wait, you're from Elio's verse?! Do they know you?!
No
No
Just a uh. Universal constant that I seem to exist.
Okay, lemme list down who you guys could be since you're probably using fake names..
Definitely NOT Jaern seeing your reaction to him
I don't think you're Damian nor Nora, you guya don't sound like them..
Audrey? But I don't think she's close to anyone in her cult and I doubt it's Damian as said before.
Reukra or Taen is a possiblity, but seeing how both of you react and you're colours, I don't know.
Could it be?....no..no way...maybe?
I doubt any of the Gym leaders were close enough besides Diana and Calreath, who I don't think would choose those colours of text.
And I doubt that it's anyone other than the cults since you're ominous and evil. Your partner said it yourself.
You better not be who I think you are
For all that listing I sure didn’t hear a guess. Point one to Caerus.
Well tell us who you think we are. Just saying ‘you better not be who I think you are’ sure doesn’t give us much to go on.
Yeah that's because I think I know who you guys are. I wasn't guessing, just listing out for me. Though I'm uncertain if I want to be vocal with my assumtion.
Ill ask Elio first, and see what she thinks.
Assumtion
Really mature there. Seriously.
What? I get to be goofy online. I can be silly on occasion.
…
Anywho- er- how do you know you’re right? I could be anyone! I could be you! I could be me! I could even be-
We’re not doing this joke.
....is that you
Zenith and Oracle?
Nope!
Wrong.
Good guess though.
Okay, throwing guesses now
Taen and Reukra?
…You’re seriously just throwing guesses against a wall?
At least give some REASONING here!
LOOK IM NOT THE BRIGHTEST OK, THERES A REASON WHY I BECAME A TRAINER INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL LIKE MY SISTER!
am i right tho?
Are you? :)
Idk, am I?
Ok on a serious note, are yall conected to the cult in some way, if so anwser the first question.
The cult she says. Like there’s only one.
…Okay, yeah. We’ve got some connections to Perfection.
Ok i missed typed, my bad
so I'm right, I don't recall seeing anyone else in perfection (minus multiverse stuff)
so keeping that in mind
are you guys Taen and Reukra or Apollo and Nicole?
Did you think we’d just tell you?
Also CHARON OUR DISGUISE-
Our disguise was half assed from the beginning. We know shit about Zenith beyond him being an asshole.
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
Wait, you're from Elio's verse?! Do they know you?!
No
No
Just a uh. Universal constant that I seem to exist.
Okay, lemme list down who you guys could be since you're probably using fake names..
Definitely NOT Jaern seeing your reaction to him
I don't think you're Damian nor Nora, you guya don't sound like them..
Audrey? But I don't think she's close to anyone in her cult and I doubt it's Damian as said before.
Reukra or Taen is a possiblity, but seeing how both of you react and you're colours, I don't know.
Could it be?....no..no way...maybe?
I doubt any of the Gym leaders were close enough besides Diana and Calreath, who I don't think would choose those colours of text.
And I doubt that it's anyone other than the cults since you're ominous and evil. Your partner said it yourself.
You better not be who I think you are
For all that listing I sure didn’t hear a guess. Point one to Caerus.
Well tell us who you think we are. Just saying ‘you better not be who I think you are’ sure doesn’t give us much to go on.
Yeah that's because I think I know who you guys are. I wasn't guessing, just listing out for me. Though I'm uncertain if I want to be vocal with my assumtion.
Ill ask Elio first, and see what she thinks.
Assumtion
Really mature there. Seriously.
What? I get to be goofy online. I can be silly on occasion.
…
Anywho- er- how do you know you’re right? I could be anyone! I could be you! I could be me! I could even be-
We’re not doing this joke.
....is that you
Zenith and Oracle?
Nope!
Wrong.
Good guess though.
Okay, throwing guesses now
Taen and Reukra?
…You’re seriously just throwing guesses against a wall?
At least give some REASONING here!
LOOK IM NOT THE BRIGHTEST OK, THERES A REASON WHY I BECAME A TRAINER INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL LIKE MY SISTER!
am i right tho?
Are you? :)
Idk, am I?
Ok on a serious note, are yall conected to the cult in some way, if so anwser the first question.
The cult she says. Like there’s only one.
…Okay, yeah. We’ve got some connections to Perfection.
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
Wait, you're from Elio's verse?! Do they know you?!
No
No
Just a uh. Universal constant that I seem to exist.
Okay, lemme list down who you guys could be since you're probably using fake names..
Definitely NOT Jaern seeing your reaction to him
I don't think you're Damian nor Nora, you guya don't sound like them..
Audrey? But I don't think she's close to anyone in her cult and I doubt it's Damian as said before.
Reukra or Taen is a possiblity, but seeing how both of you react and you're colours, I don't know.
Could it be?....no..no way...maybe?
I doubt any of the Gym leaders were close enough besides Diana and Calreath, who I don't think would choose those colours of text.
And I doubt that it's anyone other than the cults since you're ominous and evil. Your partner said it yourself.
You better not be who I think you are
For all that listing I sure didn’t hear a guess. Point one to Caerus.
Well tell us who you think we are. Just saying ‘you better not be who I think you are’ sure doesn’t give us much to go on.
Yeah that's because I think I know who you guys are. I wasn't guessing, just listing out for me. Though I'm uncertain if I want to be vocal with my assumtion.
Ill ask Elio first, and see what she thinks.
Assumtion
Really mature there. Seriously.
What? I get to be goofy online. I can be silly on occasion.
…
Anywho- er- how do you know you’re right? I could be anyone! I could be you! I could be me! I could even be-
We’re not doing this joke.
....is that you
Zenith and Oracle?
Nope!
Wrong.
Good guess though.
Okay, throwing guesses now
Taen and Reukra?
…You’re seriously just throwing guesses against a wall?
At least give some REASONING here!
LOOK IM NOT THE BRIGHTEST OK, THERES A REASON WHY I BECAME A TRAINER INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL LIKE MY SISTER!
am i right tho?
Are you? :)
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
Wait, you're from Elio's verse?! Do they know you?!
No
No
Just a uh. Universal constant that I seem to exist.
Okay, lemme list down who you guys could be since you're probably using fake names..
Definitely NOT Jaern seeing your reaction to him
I don't think you're Damian nor Nora, you guya don't sound like them..
Audrey? But I don't think she's close to anyone in her cult and I doubt it's Damian as said before.
Reukra or Taen is a possiblity, but seeing how both of you react and you're colours, I don't know.
Could it be?....no..no way...maybe?
I doubt any of the Gym leaders were close enough besides Diana and Calreath, who I don't think would choose those colours of text.
And I doubt that it's anyone other than the cults since you're ominous and evil. Your partner said it yourself.
You better not be who I think you are
For all that listing I sure didn’t hear a guess. Point one to Caerus.
Well tell us who you think we are. Just saying ‘you better not be who I think you are’ sure doesn’t give us much to go on.
Yeah that's because I think I know who you guys are. I wasn't guessing, just listing out for me. Though I'm uncertain if I want to be vocal with my assumtion.
Ill ask Elio first, and see what she thinks.
Assumtion
Really mature there. Seriously.
What? I get to be goofy online. I can be silly on occasion.
…
Anywho- er- how do you know you’re right? I could be anyone! I could be you! I could be me! I could even be-
We’re not doing this joke.
....is that you
Zenith and Oracle?
Nope!
Wrong.
Good guess though.
Okay, throwing guesses now
Taen and Reukra?
…You’re seriously just throwing guesses against a wall?
At least give some REASONING here!
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
you’re sure you don’t want to fight because of that?
augurship went to a highly trusted and beloved member of the church. she’s a bit on the young side, but not as young as me when I took up the role of augur. i’ve got trust in her, and my friends make sure to update me on any situation.
at least she’s not making any bastard children that will eventually overthrow her. haha, take notes jaern. all you had to do was not—
never mind.
that being said, while i was augur, i had to implement several, erm, changes in the way the church handled its members. cults have become less common since then, which…thank goodness. i hope my successor builds on that.
Yes. I am sure. Though, anonymity is also a concern.
JAERN??? JAERN HAS A KID??? THAT GUY??? WHAT.
…I see all professionalism has been lost.
JAERN HAS A FUCKING KID???
(sigh) yes, yes, jaern has a child. and it’s me. technically a bastard, too, since it was a one night stand.
stupid. even when he wasn’t augur, he had a vow to celibacy and everything! at least he’s been ousted from power.
Hang on I have to go write a letter to mine to ask him something
Caerus- no-
Dear shithead, it has come to my attention…
…Ahem, I’ll suppose you aren’t incredibly close with your father?…
real mature. i remember when i first learned to swear…
for the longest time, we did not like each other in the slightest. i think he wanted me dead, too. the feeling was mutual.
but we’ve grown past that after the major cult problem was resolved. we’re not lovey father/daughter, exactly, but i like think there’s no remaining bad blood between us.
we haven’t contacted each other in awhile, though. hope he’s no dead in a ditch, somewhere.
That’s nice, at least. Shouldn’t be bad blood between family, not anymore.
Hey! I’m mature. Mostly.
…you’re as mature as a weedle.
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
Wait, you're from Elio's verse?! Do they know you?!
No
No
Just a uh. Universal constant that I seem to exist.
Okay, lemme list down who you guys could be since you're probably using fake names..
Definitely NOT Jaern seeing your reaction to him
I don't think you're Damian nor Nora, you guya don't sound like them..
Audrey? But I don't think she's close to anyone in her cult and I doubt it's Damian as said before.
Reukra or Taen is a possiblity, but seeing how both of you react and you're colours, I don't know.
Could it be?....no..no way...maybe?
I doubt any of the Gym leaders were close enough besides Diana and Calreath, who I don't think would choose those colours of text.
And I doubt that it's anyone other than the cults since you're ominous and evil. Your partner said it yourself.
You better not be who I think you are
For all that listing I sure didn’t hear a guess. Point one to Caerus.
Well tell us who you think we are. Just saying ‘you better not be who I think you are’ sure doesn’t give us much to go on.
Yeah that's because I think I know who you guys are. I wasn't guessing, just listing out for me. Though I'm uncertain if I want to be vocal with my assumtion.
Ill ask Elio first, and see what she thinks.
Assumtion
Really mature there. Seriously.
What? I get to be goofy online. I can be silly on occasion.
…
Anywho- er- how do you know you’re right? I could be anyone! I could be you! I could be me! I could even be-
We’re not doing this joke.
....is that you
Zenith and Oracle?
Nope!
Wrong.
Good guess though.
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
Wait, you're from Elio's verse?! Do they know you?!
No
No
Just a uh. Universal constant that I seem to exist.
Okay, lemme list down who you guys could be since you're probably using fake names..
Definitely NOT Jaern seeing your reaction to him
I don't think you're Damian nor Nora, you guya don't sound like them..
Audrey? But I don't think she's close to anyone in her cult and I doubt it's Damian as said before.
Reukra or Taen is a possiblity, but seeing how both of you react and you're colours, I don't know.
Could it be?....no..no way...maybe?
I doubt any of the Gym leaders were close enough besides Diana and Calreath, who I don't think would choose those colours of text.
And I doubt that it's anyone other than the cults since you're ominous and evil. Your partner said it yourself.
You better not be who I think you are
For all that listing I sure didn’t hear a guess. Point one to Caerus.
Well tell us who you think we are. Just saying ‘you better not be who I think you are’ sure doesn’t give us much to go on.
Yeah that's because I think I know who you guys are. I wasn't guessing, just listing out for me. Though I'm uncertain if I want to be vocal with my assumtion.
Ill ask Elio first, and see what she thinks.
Assumtion
Really mature there. Seriously.
What? I get to be goofy online. I can be silly on occasion.
…
Anywho- er- how do you know you’re right? I could be anyone! I could be you! I could be me! I could even be-
We’re not doing this joke.
You gave up the claim, allowed your power to wane. Now you stand in lands new, letting go of what you knew.
Do you feel regret about your choices?
@the-final-augur
who are you, exactly? you don’t need to be so theatrical with me.
i don’t care much for power in any case. the position of augur was more of a burden, even if i was at the height of my strength. a burden I realized i can’t bear.
and, well…i do have regrets, yes. for how I treated my loved ones and pokemon both during and after my journey. the harm i caused to others, whether i knew them or not. but what’s done is done, and i am happy where i am now.
if you’re just here to torment me, leave.
Okay fine yeah the rhyming thing was stupid.
We’re simply curious. You can’t blame us for it when there’s an entire multiverse of other places out there.
Yeah. We just wanna know what your place is like. No torment involved. (Unfortunately.)
and that’s it, i hope?
though, i wouldn’t be opposed to a good fight…
but…fine. if you’re really just curious, then ask away, and i’ll try to answer. no guarantees about anything, though.
i take it you’re like alex. another world?
Alex? No. Someone else, someone you should indeed know.
As for a fight… unfortunately, given our circumstances, we cannot extend resources for such an interaction at this moment.
Firstly, who did you give up the augurship to?
you’re sure you don’t want to fight because of that?
augurship went to a highly trusted and beloved member of the church. she’s a bit on the young side, but not as young as me when I took up the role of augur. i’ve got trust in her, and my friends make sure to update me on any situation.
at least she’s not making any bastard children that will eventually overthrow her. haha, take notes jaern. all you had to do was not—
never mind.
that being said, while i was augur, i had to implement several, erm, changes in the way the church handled its members. cults have become less common since then, which…thank goodness. i hope my successor builds on that.
Yes. I am sure. Though, anonymity is also a concern.
JAERN??? JAERN HAS A KID??? THAT GUY??? WHAT.
…I see all professionalism has been lost.
JAERN HAS A FUCKING KID???
(sigh) yes, yes, jaern has a child. and it’s me. technically a bastard, too, since it was a one night stand.
stupid. even when he wasn’t augur, he had a vow to celibacy and everything! at least he’s been ousted from power.
Hang on I have to go write a letter to mine to ask him something
Caerus- no-
Dear shithead, it has come to my attention…
…Ahem, I’ll suppose you aren’t incredibly close with your father?…