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#art

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#stars #constellations

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platypusinplaid

me @ every party

#my party trick is existential dread #this is edgy #i'm edgy #meme

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It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

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Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

the-catholic-geek

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

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If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

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If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

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when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

#rules to live by

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there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

#m4ge you better fucking win this #i BELIEEEVVEEE #meme

suber

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

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THIS IS SO STUPID BUT IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR LIKE FOUR YEARS

#i don't even fucking watch anime and i still laughed #my reaction to funny things is to swear angrily #meme

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#WHY WOULD YOU EVER #WHY WOULD ANYONE #EVER #CHARMIN DESTROY THIS #meme

taikoturtle

#meme #print out

becausebirds

stubbornseedling

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

#he said #'wee woh'