The Cutest Thing In This Desert

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Well hello everykitty~ I’m Marshmallow! But you can call me Queen Princess Lady Marshmallow the Third. It’s not my name just like being called that! I live, laugh, and love in the desert. Nice to beat meet you!

Heyo! Mod here!

Be nice. Don’t be obviously hateful or anything like that, Racist, Homophobes, TERFs ect. DNI

Flirting is fine but nothing explicitly NSFW

While I do headcanon her as dating Morana if someone creates a ask blog for her I won’t act like they’re dating unless they agree to it

Also I use the tag #mewrp so I don’t clog up the mewgenics tag

Lovely pfp by @a-total-shrimp!!!! Go check them out or else.

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

hello miss mallow. you see, i have a boo boo and it hurts real bad. can u help me? some ibuprofen or something would be great. thank you

Hmmm… something tells me that you might have to go to Morana instead…

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

OOC Note: Please don't compare my character to Hitler or the Nazis. I get that this is the funny cat eugenics game and I get that Hitler is a literal character in the game but I still don't feel comfortable about it.

[cheez-cake413]

I havent posted here in so long… anyway, heres some swap au mewgenics designs! Anybody can draw these designs as long as you give credits,

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

…

I don’t hate this

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

*Cheeses you*

Ew! Get that off of me!

[starlighttheprotogen]

I love the absolute duality between @devoteemarshmallow and @the-fluffiest-marshmallow

I am the #1 neutral towards marshmallower

[starlighttheprotogen]

Yeah clerics are cool and all but PSYCHICS:

Blow up pancakes with mind

Is purple (best color)

Mind control (cooler than Charm)

Broken glass generator (I like mosaics)

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Yeah but you can’t Smite your enemies with holy wrath as a psychic now can you?

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

[ Oh god. It’s him. ]

Heyyyya’ Marshy!! How’s it hanginnnn’?

— @best-thief-in-the-county

First of all, never call me that again

Second of all, kys

[best-thief-in-the-county]

Wha...? I ain' even say nothin'!? Now now don' gotta' be so rud' about it!

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Please just get out of my sights.

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

So marshmallow how does it feel to be in top 4 cats that can defeat the mario bros

??? I have no idea who they are but thatnks?

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

[ Oh god. It’s him. ]

Heyyyya’ Marshy!! How’s it hanginnnn’?

— @best-thief-in-the-county

First of all, never call me that again

Second of all, kys

[gg-id-good]

Marshmallow THE DESTROYER

I hope you like it and follow and like for more

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Well you should get there quickly, cuz I'm pretty sure the lizard was stomping on her like a DDR machine.

...Was she? ... ...Yep, I'm 60% sure that's what's definitely happening!

So hurry over there and stop the "crazy tyranny" the lizard is surely really dishing out.

-Dack, the cat who outsmarted everyone!

[OOC: he's trying to hint at something, lemme know if you want me to make it very clear to her]

Not now Dack, I’m in the middle of fighting the thing

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Never let the haters down, you're doing a great job foreshadowing how bullied melee collars are in endgame. You warn them before the sunk cost sinks in. You have my appraise

I AM good at bullying melees than you anon!

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Guess what, you guys are spineless cowards!

🎶 I knew some-thing you didn't!🎶

Speaking of stuff you don't know, MORONa is fighting the lizard, and she is *totally* on a hot streak! Of killing! Herself via lizard breath!

You should go see it, you'll DEFINITELY FIND OUT what "mayhem" is happening over there. It might give you the courage to kill the lizard!

-Dack, the bravest cat of the desert!

…

Fuck you Dack. If you’re so brave, then why aren’t YOU helping? You know what? I WILL go help her, not because of you or Gein’s mockery, but because I decided it (and for Morana)

If I had fingers I would give you the middle one.

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

WAIT

FUCK

PYRO'S COMING?

THE GREAT ORB BEARER FUCK

-THE MAN IN THE MOON

Wow man, that sucks but that also seems like a you problem soooooooo...

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Do you wanna warn her or should I?

I can

Hey @moranas-bones-n-brooding it seems the cats are gonna bring pyrophina with them when they arrive today so uh,be prepared for that

[moranas-bones-n-brooding]

WHAT.

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

See you when you're done! Love you💖!

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

worth a shot, I've been scouting out some of those chests out in the crater if you need to bribe 'em.

Hey! Good on you for finding some new gear!

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Phina as in, the fire cat from the core. pyrophina.

[...]

aside from that I'm picking up on... at least one mage and druid, think the third one's a thief?

Ah.

...

Hey do you think we could make it so Dack is actually the one working today?

[boonsbestbutcher]

You claim yourself a servant to christ, Marsh. ‘Phina happens to be a demon. How about you do what servants of christ do and fight off the demon? Don’t mind me watchin’ from the sidelines.

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

Yeah, but its sunday, so I gotta y'know rest...

i could totally take that lizard though, in fact I've taken both the kaijus at once here: https://www.tumblr.com/the-fluffiest-marshmallow/811026667877318656/yeah-that-happened-this-is-canon-now?source=share

[boonsbestbutcher]

Would god reeaaally want you to ignore the demon crossin’ through just because its your supposed day of rest? I think you’d make a nice treat- errr- opponent for Pyrophina.

[the-fluffiest-marshmallow]

You do realize I can tell your just trying to goad me into fighting that thing and getting my ass beat, and I'm going to tell you it isn't gonna work.