the chairman of the tortured poets departament

Ana • 28 • she/her • 🇧🇷 • you get f1 and taylor swift and you're gonna like it

[shigraki]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[everarri]

cleaning my wardrobe and the score is:

1 broken drawer

2 furbys found

1 lost condom under a one directon magazine pile

several socks without pairs

[runawaymarbles]

Discussion question: do people kink on your job, and are you personally capable of doing so?

People think my job is sexy, but I do not

People think my job is sexy, including me

People do not think my job is sexy, but I do

Nobody thinks my job is sexy, including me

I am unemployed

Voting ended onMar 11

Context: reading fics where my job is used as a porn premise, and I find it very funny because I cannot imagine being horny under such circumstances.

[jullsthingsandthoughts]

BOTAPINTO SAYS HELLO IT'S AN AMAZING DAY TO BE LATINA AND SUL AMERICANA

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[plumslices]

Its true as an adult you have to do everything tired

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[yaren23]

T(rauma)eam bonding🎀

[pikaclerc]

Lewis and Charles are probably having the most insane conversation the chess.com chat has ever seen

[heartsoftruth]

[goldenretrievettel]

[team43]

amo que sea tan divino con los chicos y que se tome el tiempo de conversar con ellos

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[starlovinglx-deactivated2025082]

she’s serving cunt and I’m loving it

[twentyskylines]

GAP photoshoot

[imawgine]

♡ Taylor Swift Icons and Headers ♡

♡ The Life of a Showgirl ❤️‍🔥🧡 ♡

♡ se pegar, gostar deixa um like pf ou dê créditos no twitter @imawgine ♡

[theerastour]

ts12 | the life of a showgirl