Pigs Tend To Fly A Lot

One day, the pigs shall inherit the earth. Few will remain to witness Pigocalypse. But the bacon will be plentiful.

[questlon]

Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

[hemingay]

this makes me feel so uncomfortable

[0bwoy]

When your car breaks down and a kind stranger helps out. In more ways than one.

[oneoakdutch]

wuuuut LMFAOOO!

[cinemove]

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

Every American white teen boy movie

My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds. *camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe* And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl? *pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt* That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred *yet another typical white boy walks on camera* he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends

[gifcraft]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[tk-tako]

leave fingers of the feet out of this

[notedboneshaver]

bosnian: ananas croatian: ananas czech: ananas danish: ananas dutch: ananas finnish: ananas french: ananas german: ananas icelandic: ananas italian: ananas maltese: ananas norwegian: ananas polish: ananas romanian: ananas slovenian: ananas swedish: ananas english: :) spanish: do it english: pineapple

[fallcaesar]

[guy]

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

[weloveshortvideos]

At this moment lil Jaspar knew that he aint want to play with power rangers no more

[dapenguinninja]

Omg 😂😂😂

[telvi1]

About me

[wavewell-deactivated20240830]

This is better than Suicide Squad

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first person to be scientifically made to be immortal will probably be killed by religious extremists

[thechanelmuse]

Oh. My. Damn.

[thabootyscholar]

He did this……in J E A N S

[thechanelmuse]

He didn’t even look at the fucking rim…

[just-shower-thoughts]

When 2 people kiss they create a 60 foot long tube with a butt hole on each end

[cumguzzler38]

me: *hands in essay* teacher: what kind of self drag…

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

[swaggot-deactivated20161101]

when you realize you’re fine af

[cococabanaclub]

Ok now this is the most me thing ever.

[drewlazor]

USA Basketball’s unironic love of Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” is easily the most compelling storyline of the 2016 Olympics.

Melo’s silent anguish at the end tho…

[agapesolis]

@badlanlds

[ladyspookypants]

HE APOLOGIZED TO HER ON ESPN. He was all “I love that song. It was just so early. I was so tired. I really do love that song. I’m sorry Vanessa”

And she tweeted at him “I understand. They did a good job though” 

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I’m sorry, but this made my whole goddamn day.