~ slime man ~

hi im tj

[gaytobymeres]

straight people dont get the concept of a bop like i asked my straight friend for some bops and she suggested the beatles…never doing that again

[apocketuniverse]

me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!

me by 4 PM that afternoon:

[prasejeebus]

I’m so stoned and this tweet is all I can think about

[4chansbest]

[sweaterwithpaintstains]

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

[susielesbian]

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

[meanplastic]

[questlon]

okay IM bACK

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

bring back fat pikachu AND fat raichu 

[questlon]

she thiqq 🙌👌😛💦😍😍💯😭

[glory-kill-deactivated20170220]

[cuntamination]

[kanyewesticle]

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

[epikalia]

Well, you’re not wrong.

[capacity]

No offense but I can’t believe this is life lol

[mudfaerie]

[memewhore]

[youngvlxanoes]

i need a hug and six months of sleep

[lolfactory]

[damnsmiddy]

[causeofdeath]