Sometime-Clever

always spoopy

[catchymemes]

[ladyspookypants]

Because the Catholic Church got rid of Purgatory. No new ghosts since then.

[theotherendcomics]

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko is not taking it well

[goingtohavetosaveyourself]

[chxrchgay]

in hysterics

[hungwy]

we need a three day weekend i swear to god no experiments no testing no bullshit we gotta lop off a workday

[themakeupbrush]

Stop everything the full barbie move trailer just dropped

[augory]

I’ve been skimming John Francis Daley’s (director on D&D: Honor Among Thieves) twitter and I continue to be so completely blown away by the movie’s commitment to practical effects and/or minimized CGI where feasible. I mean holy shit look at all this

[stele3]

Practical effects mean that the creators were largely unionized.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[everythingfox]

He monch

[vidapuppen]

What was the worst physical pain of your life?

Accident/Injury

Surgical

Medication Reaction

Body Created Something (gallstone, kidney stone, appendicitis, etc)

Labor

Other (please say what in tags)

Voting ended onMar 17, 2023

[what-marsha-eats]

[thestoryofaslut]

not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

[adamsmasher]

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

[tlirsgender]

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

[ladyspookypants]

Ugh I think I got at least a bit of the chest cold Eric had last week - coughing a bit and definitely feeling something in my throat and a little bit down into my lungs. I’m hoping it doesn’t get as bad as his got - his cough was really gnarly for a couple of days there.

We’ve been on and off sick since mid-December, basically, at this point! I had COVID before Xmas (Eric did feel poorly for a few days but tested negative and we separated), then Eric got COVID right after Xmas. Then we had, like, a week where Eric was stressed because his work schedule is crazy right now but we were both healthy and then last week he came down with this cold.

I’m really really ready to be done and healthy again, universe!

[thefoxconfessor]

we missed out on a good one. i'm going to die bitter.

[nocylipcowa]

Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

[jessicalprice]

they had dog T-shirts on sale for $1

I’m not sure if my favorite part is how much of a muppet he is, like you can see how much of him is just floof

or the thousand-yard stare, like he knows how ridiculous he looks and is just resigned to me laughing really hard