Sad Little Wallflower

-- older than Google/a 90s kid, she/her, neurodivergent-- really I've got nothing interesting to say

[lesbianralzarek]

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is only one algorithm for your dashboard, and you can turn it off in settings. can't stress this enough. if you turn it off, your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

[weirdwyvern]

cannot stress enough that anti-ace sentiment should be treated as extremely suspect. like wdym you have beef with the group whose core philosophy is “you are not obligated to have sex, ever” 🤨

[the-foolish-traveller]

Inori Misono kinda looks like that girl from the old mobile game Star Ocean: Anamnesis

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[id: a black userbox with a white border and white text that reads “this user’s comfort character is mettaton.” on the left is an image of mettaton from undertale. /end id]

[the-foolish-traveller]

The MTT brand brainrot is back lol

[underimaginations]

Could you please do cuddling headcanons for Mettaton? ...With a short s/o again?

Absolutely! One glamorous cuddle bug coming up! -Mod Gem

Mettaton

He actually isn’t the most comfortable person to cuddle with, given, y’know.. he’s made of METAL. And he gets hot really quickly because you know his processors would be working in overdrive. But if you can look past that, he’s super sweet to cuddle with. He’ll rest your head on his legs (since they’re made of more malleable material) and run his fingers through your hair, the whole time telling you how cute you are. You even fit on his love seat, you’re so small, so he doesn’t have to drag you to the couch. A plus for him AND you! Oh, and hope your hair isn’t wet when you cuddle. Your head’s gonna be right next to his fans, and they’re constantly blowing hot air due to his processors going nuts at the moment. Congrats. Your boyfriend is also your hair dryer. A hair dryer that turns your hair frizzy as fuck, but a hair dryer nonetheless.

[underimaginations]

Can you do soul-bonding with UT Mettaton?

Mettaton

He’s ecstatic the moment you bring it up. Of course he will, darling! What an adorable idea! Thankfully, he’ll do it when he’s home alone with you instead of on a show of his. He’ll take a night, sit down on the couch with you, and crack open his hatch, letting his soul move freely. You bring yours out, and his instantly starts investigating. It zips around, bounding this way and that, little pink sparks from the outline flying behind it as it moves before slamming into yours. The intensity shocks you momentarily, but subsides just as quick. After it ends, he feels more relaxed than he has in quite some time. Guess he has you to thank for that, doesn’t he?

[weenie-kun]

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[crashboombanger-deactivated2018]

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BE THE STAR METTATON KNOWS YOU ARE ~ !!!!

[irlpinkguy]

artists reblog if you agree

[underimagines]

Some fic recs

Mostly Mettaton x Reader. These are all G- or T-rated and slow burn. Well-written and VERY cute, please check these fics out.

Polar by Zivicio: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7735252/chapters/17632861

Metal and Magic by orphan_account: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5386481/chapters/12440795

Just One Word by bibliomaniac: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6974590/chapters/15895687

Undertale Scenarios by In_Wolfs_Clothing: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10168379/chapters/22588622

[underimagines]

Could you do the "soul bonding for the first time" thing with Mettaton & s/o and Napstablook & s/o please?

Mettaton:

His body powers down when the hatch on his stomach slides open, & you almost start to panic. That is, until it floats towards you, & you swear you see a little body surrounding it. You can’t see him all that well, but you hear his voice, as he offers you his assurances that it’s all going to be okay.

It’s almost surreal, seeing the unconscious husk of your boyfriend hunched over you both, while some little unseen force pushes his SOUL towards yours. & yet, at the same time, oddly relaxing.

You swear that you can hear him humming a little tune, & though it’s familiar, you can’t quite place where exactly you’ve heard it before. But from the way “Mettaton” is clutching your melding SOULs, you have a good guess.

Napstablook:

They’ve got their eyes squeezed shut the first few moments that they offer up their SOUL to you. It’s trembling as terribly as they are, & they look like they could fade away at any moment. You’re almost scared to touch them at all, but when you do the same, it catches their attention. When their gaze lands on your SOUL, they seem almost relaxed.

You take your time letting the two come together, allowing them to get used to the feeling of such intense intimacy. Eventually, their SOUL stops shivering enough for you to take the reins, & with a gentle push, you feel them start to meld together. Your skin burns a little, & you know that somewhere in the darkness, they’re crying.

But you’re not worried, because from what you catch of their face in the glow of your SOULs, you can see them smiling.

[underimagines]

Remember when you did a heat in the moment first kiss scenario with ADT Flowey? Could you please do the same prompt with Mettaton kissing his crush?

absolutely-positutely - m.m.

Mettaton/Reader First Kiss:

He adores you, but you make things so difficult sometimes.

Maybe you just don’t realize how cute you’re being? Of course, that can’t be it, you have to at least understand his feelings a little. That’s the only way he can rationalize the teasing looks you give him, fluttering your lashes, & sending lazy winks from across the table.

All of a sudden he’s very, very conscious of the fact that he’s got you alone, in a private booth, out at one of his fanciest restaurants. For the third time that night he makes a joke about it being too hot inside, a pathetic excuse to try & cover-up the blasting of his internal fans.

You’ve got to be somewhat aware of the situation at hand as well, because he remembers the sparkle in your eye when he’d asked you out. & the brief glimpse of disappointment when he’d clarified that it’d be a business-centric meeting. If that was any indicator that his feelings were at least somewhat returned, he wanted to take it as that.

& maybe it was just the heat, but he was feeling more & more fidgety as time went by. Goodness, that server sure was taking their time, weren’t they? Hey, did the band just change the music? He doesn’t remember it being this…romantic. It feels like there’s a coil in his chest, getting tighter & tighter.

Without warning you shift your chair around the edge of the table, mumbling that you can’t hear him over the din of his fans. Something inside him snaps, like a rubber band pulled too tight. He pulls you closer, until he feels your hair tangled in his fingers, & the feeling of your own tiny palms scrabbling for purchase against his shoulders. He kisses you, then, just as the violins in the background reach some dramatic crescendo.

He’s drowning in the scent of your shampoo, unable to stop himself from lightly gripping your chin as he chases that first deep kiss with another. Then another. & another. Soon enough he’s got you pressed against the back of your chair, & he only realizes what he’s doing when he hears your gasping in-between kisses.

All at once he’s horrified & ashamed. He throws himself backwards, releasing you like you’ve burned him. Oh, darling, he didn’t mean to spring this on you–! He just couldn’t control himself any more, god what a terrible friend he turned out to be. He’s sure you despise him now. He expects anger, possibly hatred, even.

Instead, you shush him with another kiss. Lighter & gentler, mumbling your assurances that all you needed was a quick breath. You lean in again, & he meets you halfway.

You’re still kissing by the time the server finally shows up with your food.

[underimagines]

princely (or something like that)

Summary: “Fate works in funny ways, huh? One minute, you’re taking your sister to a concert for her birthday, next thing you know, you’ve slammed face-first into your SOULmate. Turns out he’s the star of the show. Oh boy.”

3k-Kofi Poll Results Drabble - Mettaton/Reader, SOULmate AU: with hints of Royalty & Romance

read it on ao3 / buy me a coffee

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[sexysilverstrider]

im so used to his tobari and yang direction but its to be expected that nobuhiko will make his voice 'younger and louder' for urbain. he sho cute 🥰

[robbietech]

Kieran in Pokémon Masters Ex at last !

If using, please credit me. Thank you.

[the-foolish-traveller]

I'm glad I still have screenshots of the various Shall We Date series I played. Just now discovered they've all been totally shut down since last year 😭