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whats up shithead have this briefcase

Cool.

Is it a bomb?

profeshinul-wizurd

nope

What's in the case then?

profeshinul-wizurd

some old tech i dont want anymore

Cool.

What is it.

whats up shithead have this briefcase

Cool.

Is it a bomb?

profeshinul-wizurd

nope

#i mean like 90% of them have something apple themed in their name so...

What's in the case then?

whats up shithead have this briefcase

Cool.

Is it a bomb?

favorite word?

Apple

memeasaurus-promptus

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Send questions about yourself

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hey do you want a scroll

What's on it?

psychic damage sigils. activates when opened.

I swear to the author above if it's loss .jpg...

(the civilian opens the scroll)

d'ah, y'caught me

charisma saving throw. WITH advantage, cuz you guessed right

(nat 20)

Yeah it's loss.jpg.

look if I wanted a JOKE magic scroll I could just go down the street.

damn.

#a note from Fort Officials: All non titled civilians are completely replacable and unimportant #translation: you can use damaging spells on this guy too he is a background character

You got any other magic, magic man

hey do you want a scroll

What's on it?

psychic damage sigils. activates when opened.

I swear to the author above if it's loss .jpg...

(the civilian opens the scroll)

d'ah, y'caught me

charisma saving throw. WITH advantage, cuz you guessed right

#i rolled 16 and then a 20 lol.#if only i had that kinda luck in actual dnd

(nat 20)

Yeah it's loss.jpg.

look if I wanted a JOKE magic scroll I could just go down the street.

hey do you want a scroll

What's on it?

psychic damage sigils. activates when opened.

I swear to the author above if it's loss .jpg...

(the civilian opens the scroll)

hey do you want a scroll

What's on it?

creation-help

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈PRIDE THEMED OC ASK GAME🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Bc I wanted one and didn't find it so. Here

[Send ask aimed at a specific character]

1. What's your oc's gender identity? What's their relationship to their gender?

2. What's your oc's orientation? (Romantic/sexual/platonic alterous ect) Do they have opinions about it?

3. How did your oc discover themself? Did something cause them to question, or did they always know?

4. Is your oc's environment supportive about their identity? How does this impact them?

5. How did you figure out your oc's identity?

6. How does your oc feel about labels? Theirs, or in general?

7. Is there something that could cause your oc to question their identity? What?

8. Have they had struggles with their identity, be it due to internal or external reasons?

9. Are there cultural or lore specific aspects to their identity? If applicable, does their species affect it?

10. Does your oc celebrate Pride? How?

11. Is your oc open about their identity? Are they more lowkey or more blunt about it? Why or why not?

12. Does/did your oc ever wish they could change the way they are? Why? If it's in the past, how did they get over the feeling? (this can be about internalized homo/transphobia)

13. Would your oc be open to a poly relationship? Why or why not?

[Not aimed at a specific character] / [Aimed at creator]

14. Do you have ocs on the aro or ace spectrum?

15. Do any of your ocs use neopronouns? Which ones?

16. Did you ever change an oc's identity when they were already established? Why?

17. Do you share identity with any of your ocs? Which ones?

18. Do you prefer to give your ocs specific labels, or keep it unspecified? Why? If applicable, do you change their labels depending on circumstance?

19. Do you have preferences about depicting homo/transphobia in your stories? What, and why? Does it vary by story?

20. Have your ocs helped you in self discovery? How?

21. Free ramble card wee

This too. Because I want asks

ask-meme-addicts

Muse skillset symbol meme

Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!

💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️ — sports

🏊 — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

➗ — mathematics

#nobody specifies character and it makes my job a billion times harder

This, but please actually specify what character.

I found something in one of my piles of unfinished and unposted works.

Visit Original Link

this was a snippet of an ambitious song that I've given up on.

But it was inspired by a mathematical piano video.

Goob

#asks never show up but i have a perfect use for that #it sounds like a intro to a retro horror mystery game

hey just checking in whats going on

Maintenance pit is undergoing maintenance, the painter district ran out of paint, and someone crashed an m1 Abrams into the portal to hell that we installed in the young adult section of the library.

So not much honestly

Welcome to Applebee's do you want a guy named apples or infinite bees

No but you probably met the guy who does

I think I take this person named “apples”

I can definitely do some stuff with them : )

Cool.

Which one do you want.

I have multiple blogs cities worth

Are there any that are “creepy” in any way?

Multiple.

We got the one that lives in your mirror, the demon one, the other demon one, that one who is apparently the god of plushies now, that one that became the god of evil by just being annoying, the murdery ones, the extra murdery ones, the feral murdery one, and the oni, but he only looks scary, he is actually really nice

let’s take a look at the “extra murdery” one

We have a botanist who is also a serial killer, we have another demon because I don't know why we have so many demons, and then we got an angel (but he only kills "sinners". Or people who mention his hypocrisy), and then we got a newer one who eats people's personality... And a few others.

I think I’ll take the demon one

Warnings: if you hurt the blue guy he always hangs out with, he will go on a never ending crusade to destroy you. If you insult his music, he will flay you, and finally, don't mess with his snack time.

Yeah thats about it imma send him over

oh, don’t worry, All of thet will change in due time : )

Really? How so?

(he is here now I guess)

well when I give people a very small amount of my power they tend to… change

Both physically and mentally

Already got power. Don't need anything from you.

you don’t exactly get a choice : )

but don’t worry, the process is painless, you will keep your memory’s and a big chunk of your current emotions

I've lost enough to things like you. I refuse to do so again

*sigh*

FINE, I won’t change anything

But at the very least can you let me improve your already existing powers?

(This is one of the reasons I dislike demons)

Sure, I suppose.

(don't judge him without knowing his lore, he already has lost enough of himself. And more)

O.K

and before I do this, what’s your name? No one told me

I have had many titles, but I suppose you may call me Nicholai the Hopeful.

and what are your current powers?

I can make people regret, and make people feel what was taken from them

Along with the generic powers of a Daemon Prince, immortality, super durability, ect ect

Also this

(a raging green inferno burns away all the biological matter. Exept the dude that gave you the offer he is just sitting there drinking boba that he somehow got)

well, I can’t do much about the first two

but that fire though

I can definitely improve that

Look it kills good enough. Just not him.

No I haven't a clue why

that is not what I’m disappointed about

What if you were to fight a robot?

it would be useless, and we don’t want something to be useless

Here is my solution for a robot:

(he pulls out a massive hammer, before swinging it down with such force it shakes the earth)

Worked for most Abominable Intelligence I have found

and what if you don’t have any outside weapons?

(he throws the hammer as hard as he can, before pulling it out from behind him yet again)

Not possible

*sigh*

Listen Do you want gods fire or not?

(he shrugs)

Welcome to Applebee's do you want a guy named apples or infinite bees

No but you probably met the guy who does

I think I take this person named “apples”

I can definitely do some stuff with them : )

Cool.

Which one do you want.

I have multiple blogs cities worth

Are there any that are “creepy” in any way?

Multiple.

We got the one that lives in your mirror, the demon one, the other demon one, that one who is apparently the god of plushies now, that one that became the god of evil by just being annoying, the murdery ones, the extra murdery ones, the feral murdery one, and the oni, but he only looks scary, he is actually really nice

let’s take a look at the “extra murdery” one

We have a botanist who is also a serial killer, we have another demon because I don't know why we have so many demons, and then we got an angel (but he only kills "sinners". Or people who mention his hypocrisy), and then we got a newer one who eats people's personality... And a few others.

I think I’ll take the demon one

Warnings: if you hurt the blue guy he always hangs out with, he will go on a never ending crusade to destroy you. If you insult his music, he will flay you, and finally, don't mess with his snack time.

Yeah thats about it imma send him over

oh, don’t worry, All of thet will change in due time : )

Really? How so?

(he is here now I guess)

well when I give people a very small amount of my power they tend to… change

Both physically and mentally

Already got power. Don't need anything from you.

you don’t exactly get a choice : )

but don’t worry, the process is painless, you will keep your memory’s and a big chunk of your current emotions

I've lost enough to things like you. I refuse to do so again

*sigh*

FINE, I won’t change anything

But at the very least can you let me improve your already existing powers?

(This is one of the reasons I dislike demons)

Sure, I suppose.

(don't judge him without knowing his lore, he already has lost enough of himself. And more)

O.K

and before I do this, what’s your name? No one told me

I have had many titles, but I suppose you may call me Nicholai the Hopeful.

and what are your current powers?

I can make people regret, and make people feel what was taken from them

Along with the generic powers of a Daemon Prince, immortality, super durability, ect ect

Also this

(a raging green inferno burns away all the biological matter. Exept the dude that gave you the offer he is just sitting there drinking boba that he somehow got)

well, I can’t do much about the first two

but that fire though

I can definitely improve that

Look it kills good enough. Just not him.

No I haven't a clue why

that is not what I’m disappointed about

What if you were to fight a robot?

it would be useless, and we don’t want something to be useless