The Fugly Duchess

Duchess, quite fugly, but fun, nevertheless

[the-fugly-duchess]

What if someday we discover that fish actually have a hive mind? Like you take one fish out of its school and all the other fish are still experiencing everything that one fish is experiencing. How fucked up would that be?

[sweetbabyrat]

its bath time for these sweet ratties! 🐁💕🧼

[the-fugly-duchess]

I never noticed how much rat’s paws look like human hands before and now I can’t unsee it and I’m not okay with this. 😬🥲

[the-fugly-duchess]

So I just found out about an old nursery rhyme about the days of the week. I was born on a Wednesday. The rhyme says “Wednesday’s child is full of woe,” and tbh that’s the most accurate shit I’ve ever read about myself.

[the-fugly-duchess]

Shout out to Beth Oswald, Esquire. I’m a transcriber, and I felt your pain while I listened to you wait for some documents print out while you were on a Zoom call. You’re doing great, girlfriend. Keep your head up. 🤣

[the-fugly-side-of-things]

Mental health is a bitch. Self esteem is a bitch. Self concept is a bitch. Self image is a bitch.

[the-fugly-duchess]

[the-fugly-duchess]

I don’t play D&D but I had a good idea for a supplemental character.

You characters are walking through a thick forest, late at night, and then you hear it...

“Hrm” — it’s a Minecraft villager.

You roll to find out whether you hide to avoid it, kill it, or befriend it.

If you befriend it, you then roll again to find out what type of villager you get; based on their profession, they can aid you through the game.

But guess what? There’s only 13 jobs in Minecraft, so there’s a 7/20 chance you get stuck with a nitwit.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[the-fugly-duchess]

He seems so trustworthy

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[the-fugly-duchess]

I do this with my Zoey!!!!!!

She fucking hates it!

But I love it...so she puts up with it. Such a good girl 🥰

[the-fugly-duchess]

So they’re just putting boba in bags now. I really didn’t things could get worse than the time I saw a guy driving his car with a Mason jar full of chocolate milk, but damn if this doesn’t take the cake.

[the-fugly-duchess]

I’m sorry Dixie paper plates, if I’m on a date and a man serves his grandma’s special spaghetti on a paper plate...he deserves to have it fall on the floor. What adult man doesn’t own proper plates? He needs to get his shit together.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[the-fugly-duchess]

This shit...it gave me the same feeling that those photoshopped trypophobia photos do.

[the-fugly-duchess]

I’m not usually one to click on these fast fashion site ads but these three tees really spoke to me and I may just have to buy them. We’ll see...

[gameraboy2]

Godzilla Raids Again (1955)

[the-fugly-duchess]

They really just went to the fridge and grabbed some ice, didn’t they? 🤣

[the-fugly-duchess]

You ever just hear really faint music...and think you’re going crazy and hearing auditory hallucinations only to realize that you didn’t hit pause on your iPod the right way, and that shit has been stuffed in a draw, full volume?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-fugly-duchess]

I haven’t dined out in years...so many years. I’ll wait inside a fast food joint but I’m not hanging around. Restaurant dining is just so boring and tedious to me. I’d rather scrounge for fries out the bottom of the bag while I’m driving.

[the-fugly-duchess]

Went rambling with the dogs today. Don’t forget that rambling is self care too