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Official Master Post.
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Well. Tumblr apparently updated while I was bedridden and now I can't see DMs, interactions, or asks.
It's all just... Void.
I also can't upload images, videos, or even see my own dash. I don't even know if you'll get to read this.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Thanks for that tumbles. Real neat. Not going to cause issues at all.
Maybe I'll take this as a sign. Have a month or a few off officially. At least until this gets patched.
See y'all when I see y'all. Hopefully this will be fixed sooner than later and I'll be able to interact with you again soon.
Much love. Stay Safe. 🫂
POV: the lads want to hang out, but you're too busy pretending to be a cuttlefish in a 90s rave. 🐙✨
My apologies for the intense staring, I was really focused on the light set up. I wanted to make sure it was cwispy~
seeing as i was hit by a car a few weeks back (yes i'm fine, only got a broken femur and two two scratched up fingers, thank fu#k)
any good game or movie recommendations? :D
also hi <3
Holy shit! I'm glad you're alive! That must've been horrible!
I know this is redundant to say and all, but please take it easy and don't force yourself to do anything while on recovery!
For games I highly recommend low stress and easy time wasters. Since I've been on a Minecraft kick for months now I can say without a shadow of a doubt that going into creative mode and making builds is very soothing and helps time pass like crazy. So I'm always going to recommend that.
If you want horror, repetition, and no jumpscares, I recommend Dollmare. Very eerie and wastes tons of time when playing infinite mode.
I haven't been indulging in movies or shows lately since I don't have time for it, but Nerdy Prudes must die (free on YouTube) is a hilarious play that I'll always recommend if you're into crude humor.
If there are any lil beans who have suggestions as well, please jump in the comments and offer your own recommendations!
Current status:
Aggressively frothing at the mouth and stickbug dancing next to my door as I await a delivery that I know DAMN WELL won't be showing up today.
I do not have the patience for this waiting thing!!!
WHERE PACKAG!???
I remember making a post once that was like: “In MWFIV I want Ghost to go off the rails darkside and the 141 have to talk him down” and the trailer came out and it was Price instead. I was like: “Not who I wanted to go darkside but I’ll take it”
*Cracks knuckles*. Alrighty! You said the trigger phrase, so let's do this!! (I'm so sorry.)
I'm very much of the same mind when it comes to who goes down the path of cold rage, even made my own post about it back in the TikTok days; I desperately wanted to see Ghost really let go of his restraint and showcase why he has such a vicious reputation despite his lack of screen time in the original games/lack of information in the remakes.
I also wanted to see the possibility of flashbacks and more in depth dives not only into his history with Johnny, Price, and Gaz, but his backstory in general.
However, I will admit that Price is a very good pick for this.
Price was, after all, the final survivor of the team from the original games and, from what we can tell of the remakes, he had a longer implied history with Soap in this series just like the OGs.
But I will admit that I don't fully trust the trailer when it comes to the Ghost and Price fight, and I'm a touch worried that the Makarov side of things will be handled a bit sloppily, as the devs have expressed the desire to focus more on the new team they've showcased for the MW4 game.
For the Price Ghost bit: Lines were clearly spliced in- post production- to ratchet up the "what if" of it all, and I'm still HIGHLY suspicious about the fact that Gaz (objectively the most competent and put together member of the team- don't @ me, I will fight and die on this hill.) is nowhere to be seen. Meaning this could be a flashback, a misdirect, or the precursor to a death scene for Ghost. He's not anywhere else in the trailers, after all.
But the potential of Price working with Valeria, and Graves possibly making another return, has promise. I think really diving into what Price is doing behind the scenes and showcasing how far he's willing to go to make up for his mistake of letting Maka-boy live could prove to make or break the series, and Ghost is tragically going to be small change in the grand scheme of that possibility. Even if he shouldn't be.
As for the Makarov side: Rumor has it that he's going to be beaten down in a club. A club. Makarov. Supposed grandmaster of planning and timing and strategy. Beaten to death by Price in a club.
Clubbed if you will. Going clubbing. Third pun I can't think of.
This sounds like mafia fanfiction and I'm VERY concerned about how that will be handled. I sincerely hope it's more of a knockdown dragout fight than implied, especially since we see so little of HIM in the trailer as well, but who knows.
Makarov was built up, underutilized, shot Soap dead, and vanished. The payback needs to be not only cathartic for Price, but for the fans as well. And we need MORE of Makarov's brutality and haunting of the taskforce's steps to drive in how big of a threat he always was supposed to be.
I desperately don't want this rushed, and I STILL want to see Gaz pull a proper plot twist and be the one to finish the fight (preferably from the top ropes with a steel chair), but my hopes are very low for that.
Thankfully they'll be going the grounded route with this game (seemingly), so maybe all will be well in the end. AND HOPEFULLY THEY WONT TRY TO MAKE MW 5 THROUGH 20 TO TRY AND UNNECESSARILY MILK THIS THING.
HOW ABOUT A GHOST'S REMAKE INSTEAD? THAT ONE NEEDS SOME DAMN REDEMPTION AFTER THE HARSH RECEPTION IT GOT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH OF A GOLDMINE KEEGAN AND HIS BROTHERS ARE AMONGST THE MORE DEDICATED AND FERAL SIDE OF THE FANBASE? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE POTENTIAL???!!!
AND WHERE THE FUCK HAS RAMIREZ BEEN!!???? GIVE ME BACK MY BURGERTOWN DEFENDER!!!
... *ahem.*
For right now I'm not making any real judgments until the game comes out in October. And I'm not preordering this time since I don't know if my ancient old wheeze box of a PC can even play it.
If they handle it like they handled MW1 and 2, and even BO6, as it had a good balance of absurdity and grounded elements that made for a fun (if underappreciated) campaign... then all's good.
If not. Well. I'm sure we'll be hearing all about it VERY quickly in every corner of the fanbase.
Thank you for coming to my barely coherent, five thousand page, totally not overly thought about essay.
Be sure to take some acetaminophen to counteract the headache that my bad grammar likely gave you.
Wait. Soap? Not Graves!?
Listen, I am more than happy to say things about Phillip 'mothalovin' Graves that are on par with (if not greater than) "Caseoh thirsting over Chris Redfield" level. I love me an arrogant fictional man/woman/other who can run my show.
But I want you to look me dead into my pupils, into my SOUL, and tell me that John MacTavish is not only NOT a better kisser, but NOT objectively a significantly better candidate to bring home to my Grandmother and show off like the damn fine man that he is.
Go on.
Can't, can you?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
I just want you to know that when this came across my timeline, I read it in your voice 🤣
Almost correct.
I'd be wearing a tutu, army helmet, and thigh high wellies (They'd match my fairy wings) 😔
Remember to cleanse your space or whatever.
How else is the pretty man gonna have room to bust it down?
Big brother bean why do you wear glasses?
Why do you wear glasses big brother bean?
To give my grumpy dad aura a +20...
Get it?
Cuz I- I lack 20/20-
I don't have-
My eyeballs are-
You get the idea.
I could've asked this in the comments, but I figured, "why the heck not here?".
First off, congrats on the voice changer. It's gonna be a big move from what I would call your "default voice". Secondly, I believe you mentioned before that the Chainlinks had different "colors" for voices instead of voice claims.
May I ask is there a color that you would give yourself?
Love, a new anon under 🦉.
Ah, this is where we get into a bit of difficulty.
See, I see my own voice in weird "colors" too, but it's so damn hard not to sound pretentious when I try to word it out because it's not colors.
It's all first person for me, so it's feelings.
So please know that I'm not trying to sound a specific way, I'm just trying to answer honestly (and likely coming off cringe)
My own voice (TO ME) feels like a weird sort of soft squeeze on the very base of my own spine, mixed with that odd taste you get on the tip of your tongue after spitting out a little blood into the sink. (I swear to God I am not trying to sound pretentious, I am so sorry, I know this is weird as hell.)
It's too scratchy in my chest, something that's off and at odds yet is so common after years of knowing it that you don't think about it anymore, like that feeling in the chest after a smokers cough.
Not really rough, but wrong. Damaged. And too quiet.
I can smooth it out if I focus, unbend it a bit, flatten it, pitch it up, be louder, but it's hard. Hurts even. Doesn't sound right. It's good for chats and work when I don't want to stick out though, which is nice.
In essence: It's not a pleasant feeling, but it's mine, and I don't use it much anyway unless I have a filter on. Aaaaand it makes calibration for microphones an ABSOLUTE pain.
Seriously, the voice filter I use actually boosts the volume of my voice by default, I am not a loud man outside of my videos.
I hope that cleared up nothing.
Got myself a voice changer.
It won't be here until the 18thish but it's on the way.
If all goes well, I may never need a voice filter again!
If all doesn't... I can make a video about me crying over being too dumb to understand the tech?
Either way, should be interesting! And I can still sound like a vinyl scratched demon while I chase someone through the woo-
Y'all ever get the wild urge to tackle someone via grabbing them 'round the midsection and just absolutely SLAMMING them onto a couch so you can become a human blanket and then nap with them and maybe make them dinner/put on their favorite show after you both wake up?
What's that you say??
Just me?
This is probably not the space to mention this?
This is likely a sign that I need to get some sleep?
Wtf is that and where's the Minecraft videos?
Now you're envisioning a wild Jack spawning into your house from the void and whipping you around like a pool noodle and it vaguely terrifies you?
Ok. That's cool. I'll be heading to bed then.
Ok! Ok! THIS is the LAST ONE!! I promise!
At least until I can put together a Tanner cosplay...
One more clip of Tanner voice lines, just cuz.
(I'm having fun, I can't help it)
Guess who re-watched some Scrutinized gameplay and acquired the stupidest vocal stims ever~!!
Seriously, why are Tanners lines so perfect for the exact type of villain I want to play one day?
Hey so... Go to TikTok and look up @pocket.turlington and just... watch the Videos.
There aren't a lot of them so you can scroll to the bottom of her page and start there, but the HR videos have me in a chokehold and I need someone else to experience this please.
I don't know why but it's got the same vibes to me as Argos and Mr.Plant. But... not?
I GENUINELY WISH I KNEW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT, BUT ITS GRABBING ME BY THE THROAT AND CHOKESLAMMING ME BACK INTO THE ERA OF MY LIFE WHERE I WATCHED JORDAN UNDERNEATH RELIGIOUSLY AND ITS NOT EVEN THE SAME GENRE!!
The line "Do not say 'give me a moment' unless you are prepared to make one." Is spinning around my head like a little bee on a Lazy Susan and I just want someone- ANYONE- to know what I'm experiencing here and somehow put it into words!
EDIT: ANALOG HORROR!? IT'S GIVING ANALOG HORROR BUT WITHOUT THE HORROR ELEMENTS!??? ANALOG... calm? Analog ARG au? Analog "chilling out in the break room at 3am and you're the only one in the warehouse doing your computer training at the very last second" ??? How do you describe a liminal space thats not liminal yet???
I DON'T KNOW BUT I DEFINITELY LIKE IT A LOT AND I NEED MORE!!
Edit edit: I've GOT IT!! It feels like a Nightvale segment! It's surrealism!
Holy crap that took me way too long to formulate into a thought. Aaaannnnyway, go enjoy and see if it's your speed, I know I love it 💕✨