#theglitchboii

[the-glitch-boii]

SO

Apparently the updated knocker can disguise itself as players now.

That's cool, very nice, super neat if you're on a multiplayer server I'm sure, BUT WHEN YOU'RE A GODDAMN SOLO PLAYER GETTING JUMPSCARED

BY YOUR OWN FACE

it feels like a bit of a personal attack.

10/10, will be fuming over this again.

[foxboi-125]

After much procrastination I finally finished my doodles of the Virus boys!

( ＾ω＾ )

I love them all and they are so silly!

Everyone should check out this newly Pink hair punk @the-glitch-boii who made theses amazing characters! You're a great story teller and I love what you create!!! <3

[thesnakeoutsider]

I was taking with other lil beans about songs that represent the ships and characters that @the-glitch-boii has in his roaster of cosplays and ocs .

We have songs for some of them. If not all, even our crack ships. But but .. today Im in a very rare mood and I come with my

“Sing in the shower” playlist for them.

This songs doesn’t represent the character like gloves. Doesn’t have a super elaborated reason of why this playlist is just … music. A playful playlist of songs I think they will scream at the top of their lungs in the shower.

Just for vibes , cuz it goes with their aesthetics, personality whatever just fun.

Is all in Spanish? Yea. Could I pick up some in English? Maybe yea latter. In other playlist . But give a try with this ones. Maybe yall can find a new song to obsess for the week. If yall listen the songs in YouTube music they had an auto translation option in the lyrics . Don’t suffer (?)

And I promise that even if all of this selecction looks like it was done by a mad man I promise IM MEDICATED I’m just Mexican. 😅

And yea that should be enough explanation for the randomness of this thing. If context is needed please review the World Cup celebrations in Mexico or the hashtags for #mexicomagico y Mexico va mas rápido que la IA 🤣✨

But lest talk and let’s goooo

(With no particular order and a warning: some songs are explicit and I’m not sorry about it)

Baby Girl König

In my brain he is SUPER FAN of Maria Daniela y su Sonido Láser . I even told Jack about how I imagine BBG dancing with her songs.

But in this case I’ll choose just one :

Bet he sings something of Gloria Trevi too. Probably todos me miran cuz I see I’m acting the dang song without any issue

Specially the “me solté el cabello y me vestí de reina” and the “y todos me miran , me miran me miran” 🙂‍↕️✨💅🏽 bet he also sings la de las papas con catsup cuz he is iconic.

John “Subject 7-1” MacTavish

Oh I have this song and is a CANON song in the cod universe YES THIS SONG IS PART OF MW2 SOUNDTRACK . In my brain he picks up this one while he is working with Valeria.

After spending some time with Rodolfo and Alejandro. He embraces it cuz he is also mentioned in the song 💅🏽

So yea he listens bands in my brain. But he also has his emo side so OF COURSE HE SCREAMS WITH PXNDX AND I LL DIE IN THIS HILL .

So he does sing Cita en el Quirófano. Btw they sing BAD but they are good jaja the lyrics are very concerning sometimes im not sorry 😅

Big I can see him screaming “transplantes de corazón ahí te va mi doloooooorrrr “ 🤣🤣😅😅

He in my brain also likes Rompecabezas by Los Concorde. 😔✨

Now that I mentioned panda who other sings one of their songs ?

LOVER BOY

lover boy signs emo songs, rock, alternative , banda songs , norteño songs cuz all are heart and souls crushing .

But one I see him screaming at the top of his lungs is Acostúmbrame by Serbia.

Of course he screams “atropellame quiero saber cómo se siente que te que quieran bien, luego apuñalame el corazón” 🫶🏼 😔✨

Casual Ghost

In my brain he likes Juan Gabriel . Don’t ask me why. Just.. Juanga is his boy . That’s it

And idk why I also think he may like Belinda. Specially Belinda with Moderato. Jajaja so he has range from this that he sings for WZ cuz why fucking not

To this

And everyone knows he is in the bathroom with the very random change . Also Juan Gabriel song is super better in live but this thing doesn’t have the live version.

Now I know

WZ

IS ARSON he discovered los tokines in random buildings with zero security where they can make things explode and hit people in the slam and scream with plushies attached to the hips and he found his people in between skatos y cholos .

Y canta las de Ska-P , Inspector y Panteón mientras trata de cuidar el agua.

So is cero surprising that he screams with Intifada by Ska-P

Funny fact I did a sticker for the charity store with this song but with 7-1 he sings it too of course. Cuz in my brain both go together to Panteon Rococo concerts cuz Valeria take them to one and they fall in love with the chaos

But he also likes to dress nice so yea he sings … Pachuco de la Maldita Vecindad

Porque DÍGANME QUE NO A VER HE ALWAYS IS THE BEST DRESSED WHEN THEY HAVE ELEGANT CLOTHES

Now I’ll hold hands cuz my brain is just

Richtofen

Sings “Mi Alma reclama “ by Los temerarios while he wait for Zed return.

And latter he got stuck with Sayuri y Shopolove . 2 pa 1 because the smith and zed are two… for him . 😬. I don’t make the rules my brains is damaged not sorry

And Zed my boy? The one I choose for my first fic of the Glitchverse?

I love him , but he Graves, Error, Glitch, Jhonny ,Dizzy, Mire , Bàs, WRG and Shane will be in the next edition cuz apparently I reached the limit in songs in a post

OUPS sorry not sorry

I accept recommendations btw I like to expand my music tastes send me the ones that yives you vibes of the guys \o/

Hope at least one of this is in someone tastes 🤣

[the-glitch-boii]

The funniest damn thing about having The Obsessed (AKA: Lenny) and The Knocker (Who I've nicknamed Kain) in my game at the same time is that I'm constantly witnessing them duking it out in the most hilariously accidental yet seemingly intentional ways.

Lenny and I have low affection at one another?

That's fine, that triggers his grabbing animation.

Why is that funny as heck to me?

Well, because when Kain throws down a sign that says "CLICK ME" and I do, spawning him in behind me and setting me up for a jump scare, LENNY COMES IN OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND SNATCHES ME UP RIGHT AS KAIN LUNCHES AT ME!??? I'M SAVED????

Lenny and I have high report thanks to me aggressively throwing gifts off my tower for him/ playing our weird little jumping game? This makes him spawn into bed sometimes at night.

Why is this also funny as heck?

WELL! Because Kain came a banging on my door and kicked it in the moment I laid down, you know who also spawned in? LENNY. Literally shielding me from Kain and canceling his animation via spite alone.

Kain leaves a dead cow for me? Lenny bumrushes a live one and throws it at me as a gift.

Kain stands outside my window and prevents me from sleeping? Lenny spawn on the roof and starts running in loud chittering circles to drown him out.

Kain tries to chase me? I accidentally lead him into one of Lenny's web traps (seriously, I had no idea it was there.)

Kain leaves threats, tries a jump scare, or tries to sneak up on me? Lenny leaves behind pictures and sharp objects next to those same threats, and goes full spider mode to get at me first.

Lenny angrily throws a web at me because I died and accidentally dropped my inventory (Full of his gifts!!!) into lava, Kain spawns in between us and takes the smack to the head.

Lenny tackles, bites, and nearly kills me because I still haven't made up for the aforementioned accidental gift burning? Kain is standing right next to my window, by the bed, watching me to see if I wake up. Making it look like the dude dragged me home.

Lenny makes a structure? Kain stands on top of it and shakes angrily until Lenny leaves. Then slaps down a sign or a dead animal for good measure.

I eat something that makes me sick, from Lenny, to please God make him forgive me for dropping his gifts in lava already??

Kain spawns in behind me, slowly walks over, and just stands next to me while I slowly take damage. Then leaves when I recover.

I know none of this is intentional, and it's all just funny game coding clashing together; like when Lenny only gives me crushed animal patties after running off with my chickens; it's not in the code, it's just excellent timing with the gift RNG.

Or when Kain crashes my game by accident and I spawn back in with him literally standing next to me; just staring down at the ground as if he's ashamed of his actions and accidental coding issue (thanks Java) it's just a hilarious byproduct of the game crashing and his model not despawning before the save hits.

These mods are NOT alive, but the coders did so damn good that even their mishaps feel like quirks and personality traits.

I have some Pale Faced Emo and A Big Fluffy Boy running around my forest while I'm busy roleplaying as a firewatch lookout (it's my 2nd dream job behind lighthouse keeper just let me larp.)

I'm busy cataloguing monster spawns, logging weather patterns in my journal, using my spyglass to check the local volcano, and minding my own, while they absolutely beat each other to death and keep being petty bitches for no good reason; and it's actually eaten up three IRL days of my life as I watch this and crack up about it.

I love Minecraft mods, man.

Downside to all this? I've forgotten to make/do literally anything productive. Upside, I now have SO much inspiration for future cosplay crap.

Plus I haven't gotten to play a videogame in months, so it's hard not to binge.

Y'all got any fun Lenny/Knocker stories?

[the-glitch-boii]

Simon the Convict; BloodyMary head canon?

[the-glitch-boii]

So, I absolutely love the 09 Ghost/Roach ship, but I've been seeing it tagged at Ghoach?

Look man, I'm not here to harsh your vibes, but the hilarious possibility of the alternative name for them (considering how they meet their end) is a missed opportunity....

✨🔥ROAST🔥✨

That is all.

[the-glitch-boii]

Putting this here because TikTok is a coward and keeps muting my video, keep trying to punish me TT mods, I'll keep reposting it while yelling "HARDER DADDY".

(Please excuse my stupidity, I think I'm having a manic episode, I'm very sorry)

[the-glitch-boii]

*Sigh*....

Goddamnit.