Gotham City Goonion

Goonion Representatives can be found working for all rogues and mafias in the city. Join us today! (rp acc run by @posting-for-the-void)

[the-goonion]

Welcome to the Goonion!

We are proud to serve all goons, minions, henchpeople, and underlings of Gotham City!

If you would like to join your local chapter of the Goonion, enroll here!

If you are transferring from one chapter of the Goonion to another (i.e. Red Hood’s Crime Alley Chapter to The Irish Mob’s The Cauldron Chapter), please fill out the appropriate paperwork here!

Were you or a loved one who is a member of the Goonion attacked by a vigilante or a different Gotham rogue? Let us know here and our representatives will work with the appropriate Wayne Foundation to ensure that you or your loved one receives the proper medical care as well as workers' comp.

If you need to contact your local Goonion representative, please reach out via Asks or by emailing us at [email protected]

[pelko-p]

I support gay marriage

[sleepy12ftpanda]

@the-goonion

[the-goonion]

This is what we Stand For!!!!

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

How EVIL Are You? ( EVIL doers Only, Heroes look away )

Am just In It for The Money

I am In It to Get Back at SOMEONE or Something

am just In It for The Fun

i am In It to make a Point

am not EVIL, am Right, am a hero, Even Tho Other Say am EVIL

am just EVIL for EVIL

i Had no Other pick, i Was Made to be EVIL

i Have Some Other Reason That Isnt ON The list

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

i just Want to See What We villians are In The game for

[kian-mcdanielles-object-man]

My boss makes me do it.

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Well That sucks

Dont Really care Tho

[the-goonion]

where does the goonion get all their money?

The Goonion, just like regular unions, is funded via dues—a small portion of its members’ paychecks. Think of it like paying taxes. We are deeply aware that this can be infeasible for some of our members, however, and we don’t terminate membership because of late or missed dues. Additionally, we have accepted donations from Gothamites who have been willing to give.

[the-goonion]

Does the email in the intro actually exist?

Yes, it does!

[gotham1news]

Wait, can ghosts eat fire extinguishers? Can half-ghosts eat fire extinguishers!?!? I'm kinda worried... does the Goonion cover ghost health insurance/health issues?

No, no, and, probaby not because nobody else does.

Mia Chang

[the-goonion]

We actually work with Wayne Enterprises' various foundations to cover metahuman healthcare!

[the-goonion]

So. My goons have informed me that they want to join the goonion. What paperwork do I have to fill out? Because I will not have them saying that I'm a lousy boss. Especially Gary. Gary has connections

Thank you for contacting the Goonion!

You can direct your goons to this link!

[gothamizhome]

Thank you. I'm sure they will appreciate this

[the-goonion]

Of course!

[the-goonion]

a new building has appeared in Gotham city! A circus themed bar. Patrons and customers doing open drugs, drinking alcohol, and paying for the Lovley ladies service. A possible new hotspot for Gotham city’s citizens to cause chaos in?

“the madhouse”

@puppeteerpullingthestrings

Welcome to Gotham! If your employer is a Rogue (or Rogue-adjacent), you are entitled the opportunity to join the Goonion!

[gotham1news]

We kind of assumed that Gotham1News was becoming a Goonion chapter. Would the rest of you like to join?

-@the-goonion

... I just inhaled an entire can of fire extinguisher

Danny

[the-goonion]

We'll take that as a yes! Welcome to the Goonion! All employees of Gotham1News now have access to the healthcare and legal benefits provided by the Goonion (and yes, that includes Dental).

[the-goonion]

Any of my milita around?

@arkhambird

We indeed have multiple chapters for territory of The Red Hood!

[arkhambird]

....wait wait some stuck around after the siege?!

[the-goonion]

As far as we can tell, yes!

[gotham1news]

[the-goonion]

Welcome, Liverpool goons! We'll open a temporary chapter for you stat!

[gotham1news]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

[the-goonion]

We are a union of Gotham's Goons, Underlings, Minions, etc., and we have a variety of benefits to offer to members! Currently, we're working on negotiating standardized retirement fund plans across chapters with Gotham's Rogue Alliance.

[gotham1news]

That's actually... really cool! Do you have dental insurance?

Mia Chang

[the-goonion]

We do have dental!

[gotham1news]

Can I join? G1 lost dental after Vicky got ther 3rd set of teeth knocked out

Mia Chang

[the-goonion]

Assuming G1News is owned by a Rogue of some sort, (even if it's a money laundering situation) yes!

[gotham1news]

It's run by Danny Phantom, does that count?

Mia Chang

[the-goonion]

That's close enough, welcome to the Goonion!

[the-goonion]

Any of my milita around?

@arkhambird

We indeed have multiple chapters for territory of The Red Hood!

[gotham1news]

[the-goonion]

Welcome, Liverpool goons! We'll open a temporary chapter for you stat!

[gotham1news]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

[the-goonion]

We are a union of Gotham's Goons, Underlings, Minions, etc., and we have a variety of benefits to offer to members! Currently, we're working on negotiating standardized retirement fund plans across chapters with Gotham's Rogue Alliance.

[gotham1news]

That's actually... really cool! Do you have dental insurance?

Mia Chang

[the-goonion]

We do have dental!

[gotham1news]

Can I join? G1 lost dental after Vicky got ther 3rd set of teeth knocked out

Mia Chang

[the-goonion]

Assuming G1News is owned by a Rogue of some sort, (even if it's a money laundering situation) yes!

[the-goonion]

So. My goons have informed me that they want to join the goonion. What paperwork do I have to fill out? Because I will not have them saying that I'm a lousy boss. Especially Gary. Gary has connections

Thank you for contacting the Goonion!

You can direct your goons to this link!

[the-goonion]

Hey gothams gun smithing goon here , first of all thank y'all for letting me join the goonion, second of all does black mask participate in this program

Thank you for contacting the Goonion! We’re glad you could join! And yes, Black Mask’s goons are spread across chapters based on where they are operating out of.

[the-goonion]

Alright cause I got confused.

I was thinking wtf, but I also saw that it wasn't my school email address so I was real confused.

But like is there any other way to apply if you don't want to confuse the classroom for school with the other one?

Here's the link to the form directly!

[the-goonion]

Question, are you actually using Google classroom for the goonion thing or did my phone get confused with my actual classroom thing for school?

We do have a Goonion Google classroom! It's mostly just a way to find healthcare, transfer, and enrollment links outside of our tumblr account.