Sir Smiley Henchman for hire

Am just a Guy who Needs Some Money

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

[am not going to use this blog anymore. Maybe back one day. But not today]

got a Job? Well i Can do It

hey am Sir Smiley. Henchman for hire

i Have doen This Kinda Work for 40+ Years

il so Anything do LONG as The Pay is Good

(Playlist)

( BackStory )

Herman ´´Sir smiley´´ ( no last Name Yet ) Was Born Around The 70s/80s In a Nice But Kinda Shit Town In West Norway

he Had a good-ish Home Life ( Lie ) But never did Well In School

he never Could Get a Job so he ended Up With a Life Of Crime

at 17 he killed his 1st man and hes Life Would never be The same

Many Years later. Now In his 50s. He Henchman for hire in Gotham

he as Seen a lot Of Shit in his Days and now he Only cares About The Pay

There a lot more to his past But il add It later

(Rules)

ok Lets Get This Out The Way

no hate speech

and no OOC hate ( In character hate is ok Tho and i Kinda Want It )

Yes crossovers Are ok ( i Want em )

NSFW is fine so LONG as Its not Taken Too far. ( This is a Silly blog not a cron With a P blog )

And Thats It for Now

( BTW this is What he ( Kinda ) Looks Like and Here   Are Some Guys who ( Kinda ) In One Way or aother inspired herman. And This and This is Kinda What he dresses like )

[wayneenterprise-pr]

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

mh,

Knew i Said i hated The kid, But.

….Think i still miss em

[cain-matt-keay]

got us all a lil messed up i think

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Yeah, Sad i Cant be There for The funeral

Maybe for The best tho

still. Think i need drink

[wayneenterprise-pr]

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

mh,

Knew i Said i hated The kid, But.

….Think i still miss em

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[m-ozzy]

I know we never really talked.. but I’ve seen you almost everywhere and always grinned to myself when I saw the little yellow smiley on my screen.

Thanks so much for being here, and I wish you well on any future adventures you may have.

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Thank You so much

hope you Will stil be Here If i ever come Back

thanks for all The love and support

[frogtowns]

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[little-soldier-kid]

ooc: Goodbye, take care of yourself. I'll miss you.

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

il miss You as Well

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[s0ur-cook3is]

(( awwww

Bye bye mate!!!

I wish you well on your life

You will be missed

Same goes for me...

I'm gonna stop roleplaying in this DC blog

Things at school have gotten too messy ToT

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

fair

I will miss you

Maybe we will meet again. Maybe as Herman. Maybe as someone eles

May we meet again

[s0ur-cook3is]

(( someday somewhere,

We will meet again

Good morning, good afternoon and good night :3

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

love That song and i Have to Watch That film

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[s0ur-cook3is]

(( awwww

Bye bye mate!!!

I wish you well on your life

You will be missed

Same goes for me...

I'm gonna stop roleplaying in this DC blog

Things at school have gotten too messy ToT

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

fair

I will miss you

Maybe we will meet again. Maybe as Herman. Maybe as someone eles

May we meet again

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[temp-war-profiteer]

OOC// I’m really sorry to hear this. Herman has been one of the most fun and interesting characters to write with. Drawing him was always a treat, and I’m sorry that I didn’t get to finish an animation that I have coming up that included him. It’ll be up someday, so, he’ll certainly be remembered in this Profiteer’s heart.

I hope you can feel better soon, and we’re here for you, even if Herman isn’t. Take your time, and know that what’s best for you is most important.

❤️

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Am crying as am writing this

Thank you so much

And the fact that you are putting him on a animation means the world to me

I have had a lot of fun playing Herman off Kilroy

I. I don't really know what to say

Thank you. Thank you for everything

[temp-war-profiteer]

Of course! It’s a pleasure and an honor being able to write with you. So, thank you too.

(Here’s his first frame, that I have done so far :) Herman’s always here to lend a hand with Kilroy. And to have him a part of the False Face Society was so comforting. His gimp mask was a hoot!)

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Thank you so much

Am happy Herman had a impact on your character's story

Mh. Maybe kilroy was right about the cowboy thing. Riding off into the sunset and all that

Thank you so much. And thanks for all the art of my silly old guy

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal]

We've loved interacting with you and Herman too. We'll miss you.

Burnout sucks. I hope you are able to get the rest and recovery you need. Take care of yourself, friend :)

I hope to see you again someday

Take care 🫂

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

thank you so much.

Hope to see you again one day. Be it as Herman or someone new

Thank you so much and thanks for all the fish

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[bettergothamrogue]

We’ll miss you, man. Stay safe, take care of yourself. Burnout is a bitch. Love you, man

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

thanks

Maybe I will be back one day. But not any time soon

I will miss you all

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[temp-war-profiteer]

OOC// I’m really sorry to hear this. Herman has been one of the most fun and interesting characters to write with. Drawing him was always a treat, and I’m sorry that I didn’t get to finish an animation that I have coming up that included him. It’ll be up someday, so, he’ll certainly be remembered in this Profiteer’s heart.

I hope you can feel better soon, and we’re here for you, even if Herman isn’t. Take your time, and know that what’s best for you is most important.

❤️

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Am crying as am writing this

Thank you so much

And the fact that you are putting him on a animation means the world to me

I have had a lot of fun playing Herman off Kilroy

I. I don't really know what to say

Thank you. Thank you for everything

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

OOC. So um. This is the end. And goodbye

Ok so. I have been running this blog for like a year now?

In that time many RP blogs have come and gone

And now. It's Herman's time.

I would have liked to do something bigger but. I can't

I have been like. Burned out

I still love Herman and everyone who joined in on this

But. Well I think it's time to stop. At lest for now

I loved all the stuff I have done with this

And hell. I even got fan art

...I just want to say. Thank you all so much for playing

Maybe I will do a big in character goodbey soon. But not now

maybe Herman will come back one day. But not now

...so yeah

@temp-war-profiteer and @cain-matt-keay and @s0ur-cook3is and @belladonna-ismyfavoritecriminal and all the other wonderfull people

Goodbye. And thank for all the memories

...god. this is a lot for me.

I will miss you all

Goodnight Gotham. Hope to see you again

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[cinnamon-girl-writes]

for a very important project, i need everyone to send me their favorite pictures of hal jordan

[shoot-i-messed-up]

hal's dress uniform my beloved

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

hey, smiley.... i have a job for you

-@gothams-warehouse-feind

sure, What is It?

[gothams-warehouse-feind]

s-so, starting off, sorry for going missing for a while....

*takes a deep breath*

there's this guy- or like, more like a company? they said that i took out a loan that never even existed, and that i'm like, months overdue?? but i never remember making that, nothing under my name says it- but they have papers? and- uh- they tried taking me, and-

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

kid. Clam Down. Take It slow. Your ok

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

“Heeeeerman! My main-man! I’ve got a veeeeeery special mission for you, Rockstar. Wink. Wink.”

*He did, in fact, say that last part out loud. He was buzzing with excitement. Warranted? We’ll see.*

- The War Profiteer

oh?. Ok do tell boss

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He took out his arms from behind his back and did jazz hands way above his head. Small bits of confetti fell.*

“The mission is Cheer-Herman-Up! Er… well, Make-Herman-Happy was also on the drawing board. Got better alliteration… It’s gonna be a day doing alllll the fun things you like!”

*He booped the man’s nose, before remembering protocol for the CHU or MHH mission. Yeah, abbreviations had nice rings to them. No-touchy. Herman preferred that.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

……….oh

Um, yeah sure But, mhhhh well ( In Herman`s head: FUCK?! What is The lest rude Way to Say no to This? )

[temp-war-profiteer]

“Come, come! It will be fun, I promise! We can muuuurder people- If that’d be fun…”

*He pulled from his coat pocket an itinerary of things to be done, to fact-check himself.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

no killing. Just,…

ok Whats Your plan?

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He blinked a few times, surprised.*

“Oh. W-Well, I guess w-we can do the first thing on the list. Could you come with me to a construction site?”

*He scanned through each of the other activities, feeling nervous as he was put on the spot.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

oh? Sure,

[temp-war-profiteer]

“Wonderful! This way!”

*He took his hand and ran with him through the streets. It was a good thing the site wasn’t far from the man’s apartment. He made sure of that. After all, it was a Sionis Industries site. And all that was there was steel frames. Even in the proximity, it was still a journey, and Herman had a minute or two to ponder what this could be.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

( as They walk )

( Herman Takes Out a somke )

so Um, Whats at The site?

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He ducked with him under a hole in the site’s fencing, like they were stray cats, and not employee and owner. He stopped at the base, and pointed to the very tippy-top.*

“Do you see that up there? I think there’s a bolt missing from the beam. Think you can put it up there?”

*He held out said bolt in his hand to offer the makeshift construction worker. His excitement was positively humming and glowing off him at the impossible task.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

( he Takes It )

am i getting Paid for This?

( he puts his cigarette In his mouth )

If so. Sure i Can do

[temp-war-profiteer]

“Wouldn’t you do it easier if…”

*He run to a crate that was covered by a tarp. He pulled the fabric off with great showmanship, to reveal the contents.*

“…you had a jetpack!”

*And there it was. The smooth, metal chassis of the Blastwave tech.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

mh?

( he Looks at It )

Well. Damn. This is a fine bit Of Work

( he Walks over to It )

You Made This?

With The. Blastwave tech?

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He gave a giddy squeal and jumped in place.*

“Mhm! It’s all yours, my friend! Thought you’d want to test it out.”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Well ok Then boss

( he puts It on )

hope This Will Work. Unlike The One Black manta Made Me Use That One time

( he truns It on. And- )

( he goes Up )

IT WORKS

oh Man You Really Made It Work

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He clapped, squinting his eyes as the thing blew air in his face.*

“Huzzah!“

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

YES

( he Moves Up )

Well.

Looks like The Job Will be easy Then

( he Moves Up to Put The bolt In Place )

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He giggles.*

“And every other one after it! I’m so glad you like it!”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

thanks

( eh pust The bolt In Place, and Then Moves than )

lovely Work boss.

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He smiled with a blush.*

“It makes me happy to see you happy. Ready for more fun?”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

eh. Sure. Lets Go

[temp-war-profiteer]

“Dandy! There’s this cool dive-in around the block. Let people do karaoke and the like. Thought you might wanna get your chance to be a real rockstar!”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Um. Maybe? Eh sure fuck It

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He pumped his fist.*

“Hell yeah! This is gonna be great!”

*He paused.*

“Oh, I guess you can just fly there, unless you wanna walk.”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

we Can walk. Or Take a Car.

Whatever Works for You

[temp-war-profiteer]

*His face lit up.*

“A race! I’ll run and you fly there. See who gets there first!”

*His childish excitement clearly usurped his logical thought. He couldn’t run more than a block if he tried. He was too weak for that. And he didn’t yet tell Herman the address.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

no no no. Thats a bad plan. Your not The Flash

We Can Both just walk,

[temp-war-profiteer]

“Oh… Oh, ok. A walk then.”

*As he processed this, his smile slowly returned and the pep in his step bounced back.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

( as They walk, he Says )

thanks a lot for That,

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He was nearly skipping next to the man, but tried to keep pace.*

“Mm? Oh! The jetpack? Of course, Herman! Anything for you.”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

thanks. You Really did Something great With My Old half-workinh tech

[temp-war-profiteer]

*The gratitude made him feel so warm inside. He really loved Herman. He couldn’t believe his plan for a fun day was working.*

“Of course. But, you know what they say, inspiration is the 99% of the work! Er… wait… is it the other way around with perspiration?… Well, whatever! Edison was a bitch anyway.”

*He gleefully hopped over a piece of trash on the sidewalk.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

HA! Maybe he Was

[temp-war-profiteer]

"See, you got it right."

*They approached a dimly lit bar with a few neons outside.*

"Ooooh! This is the place!"

*He clapped his hands.*

"After you! After you!"

*He took a handkerchief from his coat to grab the door handle and open it for the man to step inside as he bowed theatrically.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

mh, got It

( he Walks In )

After Me boss

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He giggled and watched the man enter. He scurried in soon after. The bar was crowded and loud with the cacophony of conversation and laughter. In the middle there was a stage for karaoke. He caught the eye of the person with the sign-up sheet.*

“You ready? I brought a guitar here earlier for you to play.”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

oh? Cool

[temp-war-profiteer]

"Ehehe!"

*He bounced and scurried up to the man with the sign-up sheet and exchanged some words before waving him closer. From behind the backstage, Kilroy dragged out the guitar case.*

"Hope it's the c-colors you'd like. Just went with a classic red."

*Some other people were finishing up their routines, as signaled by the audience's clapping. They would be next.*

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

( Herman takes it )

Looks good pal. so what the plan or do I just wing it?

[temp-war-profiteer]

*He smiled at the gift's reception. He shrugged.*

"Whatever floats your boat! Got an AUX set up if you want a favorite song, or if you want to do a-cappella. Aaaannnd, if you need help, I'll be here to cheer you on! And the guitar can play by itself, with that little chip I've attached to it."

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

oh? Well. Noted, Well Un,

let Me Think

( he Walks around Thinking )

[temp-war-profiteer]

*His eyes danced back and forth, watching him pace, like a Kit-Cat Klock. He heard the crowd’s applause die down, and he rushed for a front row seat.*

“Good luck, Herman! Knock ‘em dead, rockstar!”

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

yeah, ok am ready