' sorry heather '

[the-green-heather]

~ { yes, yes. Its me. The ultimate lesb-

(Ooc: this is NOT based on canon 😔)

Yeah yeah im heather Duke. The one that always need to shut the fuck up.

Well uhm.. I dont know what to put here.

Im a lesbian👍

Edit: I decided to add more stuff because I think only this is.. Too short. So uhm.

Im also polyamorous, im pretty flirty with my besties. DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO FUCK THEM- (i do. Kind of.)

Ima also just say some random things i did for fun.. Why not? Not like no one's reading this.

It might not be surprising but i actually saw heather kissing a boy. She didn't seem veryyy into it tho.. Hmm.. Sounds like forced straightness to me~!

Oh oh i also like taking random stuff from heather..

Don't tell heather but i stole her favorite tea box for fun. Heh.. I don't even like tea that much

I also stole heather's old cheer uniform..she wasn't using it anyways-!

I stole heather's mlp figurine.. It was a purple one

Pls dni if you want to fuck minors or animals or dead people.. Dni if you're problematic in general

[asuckerforhappyendings]

Hey marthaa, girlie!

She held back a snicker

Wanna come to our next party??

- @heathermcnamara1989

Martha stops what she’s doing to look at Heather, who’s standing over her lunch table. Veronica had been too busy lately with the Heathers to sit with her so she had been adding unicorn stickers to her favorite notebook to combat the feeling of boredom and loneliness.

“Hey!”

She’s so caught off-guard by Mac’s invitation to the popular kid’s party she doesn’t even notice the snicker. Maybe this could be a chance to make peace or say hi to Ram?

“Wait, you actually want to invite me?! To your party?! I’ve never been invited me to a high school party before! I’ll bring sparkling cider!”

[thatmythicbitchinred]

I don’t claim this Heather either

[the-green-heather]

Not our heather 🥀

[the-green-heather]

dukey you haven't been in school for a bit are you ok? :(

we miss you....

@butimacheerleader1989

Im si-

Sneezes

[thatmythicbitchinred]

Duke is sick

Go take care of your girlfriend or something

FUCK HUH? I’ll send her flowers again, I don’t risk getting near infected people…

[does she have the flare..?]

[the-green-heather]

If you send me flowers im gonna get worse.

[the-green-heather]

She sneezes. She was wrapped around in her blankets while hugging a big plushie,

Fucking- sneezes again ..sickness..

[imightbebeautiful]

not everybody in this theater universe canonically having head antennas [I know they’re mics, shut up]

[thatmythicbitchinred]

literally us, guys /silly /halfooc

[the-green-heather]

Why is mine a s t i c k

[butimacheerleader1989]

embrace your inner unicorn!

[the-green-heather]

Fuck my inner unicorn

[imightbebeautiful]

not everybody in this theater universe canonically having head antennas [I know they’re mics, shut up]

[thatmythicbitchinred]

literally us, guys /silly /halfooc

[the-green-heather]

Why is mine a s t i c k

[westerbergs-rottweiler]

Hey, if you’re going to Canada-

STAY TFFFFF AWAY FROM THOSE LESBO SOCCER PLAYERS

BRO THEYLL EAT YOU FASTER THAN DUKE CAN EAT OUT MCNAMARA

... 🐕

[thatmythicbitchinred]

Oh ho HO!! DUKE! MAC! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!!

@the-green-heather

@butimacheerleader1989

[butimacheerleader1989]

THE FUCK???

[the-green-heather]

FAKE NEWS! ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grabs @the-green-heather and @butimacheerleader1989 next to you and then proceeds to put a mistletoe on top of you 3*

- mistletoe 🦡

[three way kiss animation meme ref]

Heather blushes, staying silent and crossing her arms.

“I am NOT kissing you two… unless you two kiss me first.”

Also, since when was it Christmas season?

[butimacheerleader1989]

oh.

😳😳😳

......duke?

[the-green-heather]

Hm..

She just grabs both of their heads and kisses them both at the same time

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*standing there, in momentary shock*

you know what, fuck it

*grabs duke’s head and starts making out with her*

[the-green-heather]

Makes out idk

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*breaks the kiss*

Oh, fuck, I am gay.

[butimacheerleader1989]

Not so fast!

Kisses Chandler

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*kisses Mac back, simultaneously flipping off Duke*

@the-green-heather

[the-green-heather]

WE JUST-?? You know what.

Flips her off too

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*makes the fingering motion at Duke while smirking through the kiss and glaring back at her*

[the-green-heather]

... Seriously? What if i do that to you this night.

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grins, breaks the kiss with mac* Bring Mac, or are you a coward?

[the-green-heather]

When did i said i wouldn't?

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grabs @the-green-heather and @butimacheerleader1989 next to you and then proceeds to put a mistletoe on top of you 3*

- mistletoe 🦡

[three way kiss animation meme ref]

Heather blushes, staying silent and crossing her arms.

“I am NOT kissing you two… unless you two kiss me first.”

Also, since when was it Christmas season?

[butimacheerleader1989]

oh.

😳😳😳

......duke?

[the-green-heather]

Hm..

She just grabs both of their heads and kisses them both at the same time

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*standing there, in momentary shock*

you know what, fuck it

*grabs duke’s head and starts making out with her*

[the-green-heather]

Makes out idk

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*breaks the kiss*

Oh, fuck, I am gay.

[butimacheerleader1989]

Not so fast!

Kisses Chandler

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*kisses Mac back, simultaneously flipping off Duke*

@the-green-heather

[the-green-heather]

WE JUST-?? You know what.

Flips her off too

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*makes the fingering motion at Duke while smirking through the kiss and glaring back at her*

[the-green-heather]

... Seriously? What if i do that to you this night.

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grabs @the-green-heather and @butimacheerleader1989 next to you and then proceeds to put a mistletoe on top of you 3*

- mistletoe 🦡

[three way kiss animation meme ref]

Heather blushes, staying silent and crossing her arms.

“I am NOT kissing you two… unless you two kiss me first.”

Also, since when was it Christmas season?

[butimacheerleader1989]

oh.

😳😳😳

......duke?

[the-green-heather]

Hm..

She just grabs both of their heads and kisses them both at the same time

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*standing there, in momentary shock*

you know what, fuck it

*grabs duke’s head and starts making out with her*

[the-green-heather]

Makes out idk

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*breaks the kiss*

Oh, fuck, I am gay.

[butimacheerleader1989]

Not so fast!

Kisses Chandler

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*kisses Mac back, simultaneously flipping off Duke*

@the-green-heather

[the-green-heather]

WE JUST-?? You know what.

Flips her off too

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grabs @the-green-heather and @butimacheerleader1989 next to you and then proceeds to put a mistletoe on top of you 3*

- mistletoe 🦡

[three way kiss animation meme ref]

Heather blushes, staying silent and crossing her arms.

“I am NOT kissing you two… unless you two kiss me first.”

Also, since when was it Christmas season?

[butimacheerleader1989]

oh.

😳😳😳

......duke?

[the-green-heather]

Hm..

She just grabs both of their heads and kisses them both at the same time

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*standing there, in momentary shock*

you know what, fuck it

*grabs duke’s head and starts making out with her*

[the-green-heather]

Makes out idk

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*breaks the kiss*

Oh, fuck, I am gay.

[the-green-heather]

Took you all this to find out?

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grabs @the-green-heather and @butimacheerleader1989 next to you and then proceeds to put a mistletoe on top of you 3*

- mistletoe 🦡

[three way kiss animation meme ref]

Heather blushes, staying silent and crossing her arms.

“I am NOT kissing you two… unless you two kiss me first.”

Also, since when was it Christmas season?

[butimacheerleader1989]

oh.

😳😳😳

......duke?

[the-green-heather]

Hm..

She just grabs both of their heads and kisses them both at the same time

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*standing there, in momentary shock*

you know what, fuck it

*grabs duke’s head and starts making out with her*

[the-green-heather]

Makes out idk

[butimacheerleader1989]

Aww! Whos a good girl??

me?

[the-green-heather]

Right answer

Pat pa

[thatmythicbitchinred]

*grabs @the-green-heather and @butimacheerleader1989 next to you and then proceeds to put a mistletoe on top of you 3*

- mistletoe 🦡

[three way kiss animation meme ref]

Heather blushes, staying silent and crossing her arms.

“I am NOT kissing you two… unless you two kiss me first.”

Also, since when was it Christmas season?

[butimacheerleader1989]

oh.

😳😳😳

......duke?

[the-green-heather]

Hm..

She just grabs both of their heads and kisses them both at the same time

[the-green-heather]

woof woof

Im not barking back.

[the-green-heather]

*turns you into a anthropomorphic german shepherd for 30 asks*

- magic anon

Wh-

Poof anthro dogs

THE FU-