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Around Sherwood, and more notably Westerburg Highschool, a phone number has been graffitied on desks, lockers, hallways, everywhere teachers are too tired to look. Upon calling this number, you are met with silence. Students quickly find out that everything you say on call is being broadcasted live from an unlicensed radio station many from school are tuned into.

What will you tell everyone?

OOC under cut

OOC? thats right :) 🤫🧏 this account is run by characters.. by who? you don't know.

edit: im not even doing a storyline anymore bruh but ill still run this acc until someone makes another

Rumour account for the ongoing tumblr roleplay for Heathers!

Submit rumours and scandals in the askbox. If you want to see all the rumours going on for a specific character, the rumours will be categorized under a tag in this blog. For example, Heather Duke rumours are under the Heather Duke tag.

update: we have a discord and a community now

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I have a huge crush on heather chandler

(Guess who)

buddy we know its u brah

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UR MOM (was 🎶waving through a wiindoowww🎶)

jason dean you better see this

everyone ping jd accounts in the comments

[mr-noname-kid]

Ah, so I see. Yeah, I definitely did see this. I don’t know what your problem is to-to what? Make light of someone else’s tragedy? To find humor in other people’s misery? Yeah, don’t talk about my mom. D-Don’t talk about anyone’s mom that isn’t yours. You know, it doesn’t hurt you to care about other people when it doesn’t benefit you. Making someone else’s damage about you doesn’t stop anything. It doesn’t bring you any uh, satisfaction. It just hurts your soul in the long run.

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im gay

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UR MOM (was 🎶waving through a wiindoowww🎶)

jason dean you better see this

everyone ping jd accounts in the comments

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theres a random dog spray painted on the walls with the caption “i named my dog dickhead” on the side of the school wall

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The sawyer family are all QUEERS

STUPID GAY UGLY QUEERS

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Sally clover was found in the same stall as Smellinie or whatever her name was !

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i heard some random kids dumped a shit ton of medicine down the toilets

Which one of you guys was it 🙄🙄🙄- I mean

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peter Dawson ate a hamster

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country club courtney was looking at the other girls in the locker room

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OOC: thinking of doing school/westerberg related QnA posts for ur characters to answer like: “Have you ever got caught passing notes in class?” and if u want ur rp blog can reblog with an answer.

I can also do a ping list for this im thinking of just coming up with a weekly question for heathers blogs 😭😭 so if ur blogs dead and u want to write ur character but dont get asks

should i host a QOTD for yall

yes i’d participate atleast once

i wouldnt participate but yes

No this is a horrible idea why dont u just send asks to specific blogs

this is a lunchtime poll ripoff (mod vote)

Voting ended onJan 19

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i heard heather chandler's a huge lesbo

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traffic light twink is zestier than a lemon

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KURT AND RAM TRIED STEALING NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM FROM A GRAETER’S SO THEY COULD MIX IT WITH VODKA AND GET HIGH AND DRUNK WHILE WATCHING NATIONAL FOOTBALL

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eugh, that trench coat is so 1887...

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J.D. ignored that comment at first, she didn't have a care in the world for clothing trends or rudeness. If it was practical and decent, she didn't mind where or when it came from. Besides, it wasn't even a trench coat. It was a duster. There was a difference. If that man-whore couldn't tell the difference between two simple coats then how come he was the authority on fashion?

"Yeah, but it comes handy dandy for a couple of things."

She said, reaching for her pocket and waiting for him to turn around.

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Heather glanced over his shoulder.

"What the hell could a crusty ahh trench coat like that do for you??"

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"Not just for me, but for all of humanity. Imagine how peaceful the world would be if nobody had to hear you run your mouth again."

J.D. pulled out a revolver out of her colt as soon as she finished her statement, steadily aiming it at Heather.

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at the sight of the gun, Heather Chandler let out a girlish squeal and dropped to his knees. "You wouldn't! I have so much left to live for!"

he kept squealing louder and louder every second, his eyes panicked and pleading, his whole body shaking. he started convulsing violently.

"Goddamnit, bitch, I don't even have life insurance!"

he then promptly fainted and hit his head, hard, against a metal locker as he did so.

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J.D. shrugged nonchalantly and wasted all her ammo on Heather Chandler. Rest in piss.

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[beleaguered-geek]

*throws pollen, bees, cats, and a jar of peanut butter at you*

bentley is taken to the fucking hospital

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