The Half-Blood Nerd

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[demidorks]

The moment Percy Jackson says, “Look, I didn't want to be a half blood” in the tv show my soul will transcend this plane of existence.

[demidorks]

Percy Jackson: *voice over* Look, I didnt want to be a half-blood.

If you're watching this because you think you might be one, my advice is: turn out your TV right now. Believe whatever lie your mom and dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.

Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful nasty ways.

If you're a normal kid, watching this because you think it's fiction, great. Keep watching. I envy you for being able to believe none of this ever happened.

But if you recognize yourself in these series, if you feel something stirring inside- stop watching immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before THEY sense it too, and they'll come for you.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

My name is Percy Jackson.

[lemons-on-toast]

More PJO memes ig

[the-half-blood-nerd]

do u ship solangelo

Well I mean they’re not my otp but honestly, who doesn’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Percy: Everyday I'm shuffling? More like everyday I die a little more in the inside

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People keep on comparing peraltiago to percabeth and they’re absolutely right. I mean would you look at it, Jake’s favorite cake is BLUE?? It totally reminds y’all of someone, huh?

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Oh. My. Freaking. GODS. YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE JUST OPENED MY EYES

[the-half-blood-nerd]

People keep on comparing peraltiago to percabeth and they’re absolutely right. I mean would you look at it, Jake’s favorite cake is BLUE?? It totally reminds y’all of someone, huh?

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Octavian: *Speaking*

Percy: Shhh

Octavian: Um, excuse me? Did you just shush me??

Percy: *Rolls eyes* Do you even know what “sh” stands for?

Octavian: No?

Percy: It stands for SHut up, which is exactly what I want you to do right now

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Y’all stick with Jercy as Percy and Jason’s ship name cause y’all know that Person sounds just plain weird lmfaoo

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Percy, flirting: Happiness begins with you ;)

Annabeth: No idiot, happiness begins with an H, not a U

[heyimboredtalktome]

It's funny how fanon and canon versions of Nico and Hazel are completely reversed because like Hazel is cannonically very bold and sort of like a rebel almost? She also curses and stuff (unlike the fanon "omg hazel faints if she hears someone curse" version) and whereas Nico is rather polite and not at all rude and mean as some people interpret him, interesting how their personalities are reversed in fanon interpretations

[the-half-blood-nerd]

I know this isn’t canon but what if Frank’s shapeshifting powers create “alter egos” of the animal he turns into and he is unable to gain any control over them

Percy, walking out fuming: *Carrying a bitten soap bar* whO ATE MY SOAP

Everyone: *Shrugging*

Percy: OH YEAH SO NO ONE’S GONNA ADMIT??

Piper: I mean like what are you gonna do, show us the soap and demand what it tastes like? And expect us to answer with “Oh yEaH iT tAsTeS LiKe BuBbLeS”

Frank: No actually it sorta tastes like berries and cinnamon but in the worst way you could possibly imagine

Everyone:

Frank:

Frank: Did I turn into a goat and eat that a while ago?

Hazel: I don’t know if you ate that but you did turn into a goat and eat your own clothes *showing him a t-shirt full of holes*

Frank: Gods dammit

[diademsandtiaras]

a list of things that snape has done that I don’t completely hate

killed dumbledore

called wolfstar an old married couple

died <3

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[the-half-blood-nerd]

OF COURSE IT’S DIONYSUS, out of all greek gods it’s always dionysus 😭

[o0sharkbite0o]

Sometimes, I forget that Percy was wanted for murder in the first book 💀

[the-half-blood-nerd]

YALL I LITERALLY MADE THE BEST LIVE WALLPAPER EVER

[just-shower-thoughts]

All the people who transformed into Harry via the polyjuice potion knows how big his penis is.

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Am I too late to this trend lol

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