This is me, Deal with it

Jazmine. 25. SDSU. Ravenclaw. Horned Serpent. Food is everything. Capricorn.

[bialea]

More piofiore stuff cause my thoughts won't leave me alone

[artseamoni]

before the snow melts 🤍

[catsandcatci]

Just in case anyone is wondering, TGCF’s word count (English translation) is ~750,000 words, and including the extras it’s ~795,000 words.

For comparison:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling- 257,045 words

A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin- 298,000 words

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy- 561,304 words

Les Miserables by Victor Hugo- 530,982 words

Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell- 418,053 words

The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and The Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien, all together- 706,574 words

In conclusion, holy shit that’s a lot of reading, and if any of y’all fellow MXTX fans feel like you’ve been slacking on reading or are losing your literary edge because you look at the piles of books in your “to read” pile and physically cringe (or maybe that’s just me), don’t. 

[juicedpeachy]

gotcha for Congo fill for @artingstarvist ! It’s based on a scene from their fic “Land of the Callous”

[julyeong]

[curious-trickster]

This is so goddamn beautiful

[view-from-up-here]

[halfinvisible]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

[lenva]

It’s me and @pleasefloss BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂💕

[jpgtaes]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS IM SO EMBARRASSED WHAT

[haiku-robot]

i completely forgot i scheduled this im so embarrassed what

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[munchiezxx]

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

[feliciteacup]

i made it better

[andrewtheconfusedmemefuck]

Better is not how I would describe that

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

[thatsthat24]

Music Player Features I Want 🎶

[kev1ngalice]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

[soupcowboy]

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

[jncos]

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[sixpenceee]

[juelzsantanabandana]

Convince me that jellyfish aren’t aliens I’ll wait

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[whistlepigxxx]

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

[princessflorida]

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

[plvtarch]

he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[dashbeardconfessional]

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