The Kitty of Chaos

Welcome one and all! Tis I! Abra-cat! The greatest wizard in all of Lovaland!!

My allies and comrades:

@lady-lovalorn-official

@prince-reignbow

@commander-catscratch

@maiden-belleweather

@the-popping-bubbles

@the-ghost-official

Fiends and villains:

@the-hisstress-catastrophe

@sir-bad-cat

@the-great-ones

sir-bad-cat

…more???

To be quite frank I'm mostly here to keep an eye on you specifically.

sir-bad-cat

Wait what

You heard me.

sir-bad-cat

WHAT

@the-hisstress-catastrophe HELP I’M NOT SCARED ONE BIT BUT PLEASE HELP

Bad Cat haven't you stabbed him before? I seem to recall him being one of the main cats you'd fight whenever you would bother Lovaland.

Though Abra-cat if you harm my brother you will suffer the consequences.

Welcome one and all! Tis I! Abra-cat! The greatest wizard in all of Lovaland!!

My allies and comrades:

@lady-lovalorn-official

@prince-reignbow

@commander-catscratch

@maiden-belleweather

@the-popping-bubbles

@the-ghost-official

Fiends and villains:

@the-hisstress-catastrophe

@sir-bad-cat

@the-great-ones

Oh divines not you.

@lady-lovalorn-official my love, we have an appointment to look at wedding venues today correct?

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I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

She doesn't belong to you! You don't get to make demands here, Hisstress. Lady Lovalorn is a hero - you don't deserve her.

I-I know I don't deserve her... But please... I can't... I can't lose someone else...

You already took away my mother and tried to take my brother...

Hey, shut up you creeps!!! You don't get to tell my Catty what she does and doesn't deserve!! She's mine and I intend to keep it that way. I don't give a fluff what the script says anymore!!

... Thank you my lo- ... Lovalorn

Defending you is just part of my job as your fiancée, my beloved Catty. I'm not gonna let them take you from me.

Would you.. I mean can I..

Would it be troublesome if I came for a visit this evening and stayed until morning?

You don't even have to ask, my love.

Mm... I'm bringing some wine if you do not mind.

Oh purrfect, it'll go great with the chocolate cake I just picked up.

Chocolate..?

Yup :3 just for you, Catty

... I love you.

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I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

She doesn't belong to you! You don't get to make demands here, Hisstress. Lady Lovalorn is a hero - you don't deserve her.

I-I know I don't deserve her... But please... I can't... I can't lose someone else...

You already took away my mother and tried to take my brother...

Hey, shut up you creeps!!! You don't get to tell my Catty what she does and doesn't deserve!! She's mine and I intend to keep it that way. I don't give a fluff what the script says anymore!!

... Thank you my lo- ... Lovalorn

Defending you is just part of my job as your fiancée, my beloved Catty. I'm not gonna let them take you from me.

Would you.. I mean can I..

Would it be troublesome if I came for a visit this evening and stayed until morning?

You don't even have to ask, my love.

Mm... I'm bringing some wine if you do not mind.

Oh purrfect, it'll go great with the chocolate cake I just picked up.

Chocolate..?

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I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

She doesn't belong to you! You don't get to make demands here, Hisstress. Lady Lovalorn is a hero - you don't deserve her.

I-I know I don't deserve her... But please... I can't... I can't lose someone else...

You already took away my mother and tried to take my brother...

Hey, shut up you creeps!!! You don't get to tell my Catty what she does and doesn't deserve!! She's mine and I intend to keep it that way. I don't give a fluff what the script says anymore!!

... Thank you my lo- ... Lovalorn

Defending you is just part of my job as your fiancée, my beloved Catty. I'm not gonna let them take you from me.

Would you.. I mean can I..

Would it be troublesome if I came for a visit this evening and stayed until morning?

You don't even have to ask, my love.

Mm... I'm bringing some wine if you do not mind.

Hello Lady Lovalorn™️ fans! This is an announcement from the Lady Lovalorn™️ brand executives. We are no longer affiliated with character accounts for Lady Lovalorn, Sir Bad Cat, Hisstress Catastrophe, and any others that may appear on this website. We are attempting to trace and shut down these accounts to prevent further confusion.

If these profiles have cause your or your child any emotional distress, please contact our customer representative line.

I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

She doesn't belong to you! You don't get to make demands here, Hisstress. Lady Lovalorn is a hero - you don't deserve her.

I-I know I don't deserve her... But please... I can't... I can't lose someone else...

You already took away my mother and tried to take my brother...

Hey, shut up you creeps!!! You don't get to tell my Catty what she does and doesn't deserve!! She's mine and I intend to keep it that way. I don't give a fluff what the script says anymore!!

... Thank you my lo- ... Lovalorn

Defending you is just part of my job as your fiancée, my beloved Catty. I'm not gonna let them take you from me.

Would you.. I mean can I..

Would it be troublesome if I came for a visit this evening and stayed until morning?

Hello Lady Lovalorn™️ fans! This is an announcement from the Lady Lovalorn™️ brand executives. We are no longer affiliated with character accounts for Lady Lovalorn, Sir Bad Cat, Hisstress Catastrophe, and any others that may appear on this website. We are attempting to trace and shut down these accounts to prevent further confusion.

If these profiles have cause your or your child any emotional distress, please contact our customer representative line.

I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

She doesn't belong to you! You don't get to make demands here, Hisstress. Lady Lovalorn is a hero - you don't deserve her.

I-I know I don't deserve her... But please... I can't... I can't lose someone else...

You already took away my mother and tried to take my brother...

Hey, shut up you creeps!!! You don't get to tell my Catty what she does and doesn't deserve!! She's mine and I intend to keep it that way. I don't give a fluff what the script says anymore!!

... Thank you my lo- ... Lovalorn

Hello Lady Lovalorn™️ fans! This is an announcement from the Lady Lovalorn™️ brand executives. We are no longer affiliated with character accounts for Lady Lovalorn, Sir Bad Cat, Hisstress Catastrophe, and any others that may appear on this website. We are attempting to trace and shut down these accounts to prevent further confusion.

If these profiles have cause your or your child any emotional distress, please contact our customer representative line.

I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

She doesn't belong to you! You don't get to make demands here, Hisstress. Lady Lovalorn is a hero - you don't deserve her.

I-I know I don't deserve her... But please... I can't... I can't lose someone else...

You already took away my mother and tried to take my brother...

Hello Lady Lovalorn™️ fans! This is an announcement from the Lady Lovalorn™️ brand executives. We are no longer affiliated with character accounts for Lady Lovalorn, Sir Bad Cat, Hisstress Catastrophe, and any others that may appear on this website. We are attempting to trace and shut down these accounts to prevent further confusion.

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I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

You haven't ever followed our rules, Hisstress Catastrophe. You were supposed to remain a villain, Lady Lovalorn was meant to defeat you, not become your fiancée! We have allowed you to roam free for far too long.

W-wait please! Don't take her away from me! We'll stay on script when the cameras are rolling I paw-mise!!!

Hello Lady Lovalorn™️ fans! This is an announcement from the Lady Lovalorn™️ brand executives. We are no longer affiliated with character accounts for Lady Lovalorn, Sir Bad Cat, Hisstress Catastrophe, and any others that may appear on this website. We are attempting to trace and shut down these accounts to prevent further confusion.

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I didn't do anything this time!! I've followed your rules!! I-I swear I did nothing!!!

My apologies for being absent for so long. He needed me for a task... -Hisstress is visibly holding back a shiver-

If there are reports of a kingdom being destroyed and lives lost. I apologize. I tried to fight him this time but.. my own mind can only win out for so long.

i've got you hisstress. *un-wormifies you*

Ah, thank you mortal.

Oh thank goodness. I guess we didn't have to ask Gumdrop for help after all!

Yes, now if you'll excuse me I believe I'm overdue for some Lovalorn based affection?

i've got you hisstress. *un-wormifies you*

Ah, thank you mortal.

poof! *turns you into a worm*

Excuse me?! How dare you!

Catty?! Are you alright?!

-Lovalorn gently scoops worm Hisstress into her paw, partially cupping her other paw around it as a protective barrier-

This is ridiculous! How could some simple magic such as this affect someone such as I? How absurd!

Oh gosh... maybe we can go talk to Ghost or Gumdrop? Maybe they'll be able to turn you back?

I doubt Ghost can, she's not a witch and Garths power would not apply here. And I'd rather die then ask Gumdrop for help.

We're asking Gumdrop.

Lovalorn don't you dare!

Well Abracat won't turn you back, and I don't know any other magical cats that are available!

Anyone but Gumdrop would be fine!

poof! *turns you into a worm*

Excuse me?! How dare you!

Catty?! Are you alright?!

-Lovalorn gently scoops worm Hisstress into her paw, partially cupping her other paw around it as a protective barrier-

This is ridiculous! How could some simple magic such as this affect someone such as I? How absurd!

Oh gosh... maybe we can go talk to Ghost or Gumdrop? Maybe they'll be able to turn you back?

I doubt Ghost can, she's not a witch and Garths power would not apply here. And I'd rather die then ask Gumdrop for help.

We're asking Gumdrop.

Lovalorn don't you dare!