The key to good eavesdroppin is not getting caught

There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it hardly becomes any of us To talk about the rest of us. (function () { document.write("");} () ) Jane's Game is protected: Think twice before stealing.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Full Name:  Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

Blood-Status: Pure-blood

Patronus: Wolfdog

Family Life: Although Scorpius always tried to be different to his father, growing up with him around didn't really help. The two of them are a lot more alike than Scorpius wanted, but that doesn't mean he gets along with him better. He gets along with both Draco and Astoria equally well, even if he does speak to his mother about more things. As for his grandparents, Scorpius isn't very fond of his grandfather Lucius but is warmer to his grandmother Narcissa, though he's still not sure on how he feels about her. As for his sister, Scorpius loves her and doesn't mind listening to what she has to say and enjoys keeping her happy.

Fears:

Scorpius is afraid of losing all his friends, starting with Albus. He knows that his attitude isn't the best, which he tries to alter for his friends in order to keep them.

Generally, Scorpius is afraid of drowning. Ever since he saw some muggle movie where this child got drowned in the bath, Scorpius stays away from deep waters and only takes showers.

He's afraid of his grandfather, because of his attitude towards muggles and muggle-borns which Scorpius doesn't want to pick up on.

Who they find attractive/Crushes: Scorpius genuinely believes he's in love with Dominique, so he doesn't have any crushes. Though he does see Albus as attractive, both physically and personality-wise. But he doesn't see him and Albus being together, as he's certain where he stands with Dominique. He also find Rose's hair very nice. (It's a Weasley-Potter thing for Scorpius.)

Personality Traits: 

+ Proud, determined, ambitious, persistent, protective.

- Cocky, loud, lazy, rude.

Secrets they haven’t told their friends:

To this day, Scorpius is sure no-one knows about his input in Evelyn's first few boyfriends breaking up with her. He told them all these lies about her so they'd dump her, plainly because he believed that they didn't deserve her. Even now, he doesn't regret it but has realised they probably did like her quite a bit. Still, Scorpius would do it again and still tries to send anyone who Evelyn would be interested in away.

During his fourth year, Scorpius developed a huge crush on Daisy Nott because she was everything he wasn't. Embarrassingly, he sent her a valentines day card along with some poems and he's still sure she never found out. 

When he was in his second year, Scorpius was secretly really close friends with Lorraine and the two of them would talk about getting married to one another. After a year of all this nonsense, Scorpius and Lorraine stopped talking to one another and never bring it up again.

Secrets their friends know but the school doesn’t:

He's extremely nosey when it comes to things. Despite pretending not to really care, he tries his best to know as much as he can about his friends. More for his own interest rather than for their own good. 

The main reason he dated Dominique to begin with was because he was told exactly not to. She was everything his parents told him not to go for, which was where the attraction started. It was mainly to get back at his parents.

He actually spends a lot of time studying, which is why he abandons his friends a lot. Scorpius tells them that his parents promised a form of praise in shape of a present if he god good grades, but Scorpius really just enjoys knowing stuff. 

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

(Private: I expected that. May I request a task in order to look at Rose's folder?)

Oh, Mr Malfoy, you really are treading in deep water here. Do you think she'll forgive you afterwards? You know, I can add this to your folder - Likes to stalk crushes by finding out their deepest secrets.

Your task is to tell Dominique exactly the opposite of how you feel. See, that letter you sent to our dear Rosie did manage to get to me. Now, I admire a good love story but if you want Weasley's folder then you need to tell Dominique that. It's your choice Malfoy. Who do you really love? And to put it to test, if you don't carry it out I'll spill your folder. The whole thing. Good luck.

You have until the 19th.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Why those people?

Why do you want to know?

Megan McLaggen - Considering her popularity, she's getting the latest gossip. I could do with that.

James Potter - He has nice hair. He's captain of the Quidditch team. He's head boy. 

Sienna Black - She has some sort of drinking problem, which I could totally dig.

Tyler Giordano - Ash was pretty close, but Ash is too nice for my liking. Tyler seems more fun.

Sapphire Diggory - She doesn't really give a shit about much, does she. Apart from her pathetic friends but at least she has good tastes in them. Who wouldn't want Potter wrapped around their little finger?

Sebastian Lestrange - I think he's probably the most non-Hufflepuff male there is. But he's still Hufflepuffy. And attractive.

Isabelle Caine - Her eyes change color and she's got a nice face. Plus, try tell me that body wouldn't be good in bed.

Jace Black - He's good looking and on the market.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

(Private: Hello Jane. Would you be willing to show me a certain person's folder?)

Of course I'm willing. If you're willing to do a task.

You do the task and I'll give you whoever's folder you want. Only a look though, I still need my leverage. 

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

So Jane. Tell us about YOU. If you could make friends with two people from each house (one male and one female), who would it be?

Weird question, gray face.

But here we go.

Gryffindor - Megan McLaggen and James Potter

Ravenclaw - Sienna Black and Tyler Giordano

Hufflepuff - Sapphire Diggory and Sebastian Lestrange

Slytherin - Isabelle Caine and Jace Black

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Got anything on Abus?

I assume you mean Albus.

I have a lot of things on him, you just have to be more specific. You could be asking for anything. From his patronus, fears, family life to his secrets.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

is any student being unfaithful in their relationship?

Teddy, as usual.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Do you have anything good on the Scamander boys?

You're going to have to be more specific.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Good point. Who did she sleep with, Jane?

You can't outright ask me, after all I am very fair.

I'll tell you he's a Slytherin, but not that one that first comes to mind. You'll just have to ask her, won't you?

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

(Private: Dear Jane, I would like to request a task in order to keep a secret safe. I want to cover up my one secret. Please accept my request.)

I knew you'd come around to it.

I would like you to arrange a chess match, in front of a very large audience consisting of people from every house. And I want you to lose. The opponent is of your picking.

You have until the 17th.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Who's having sex? And with who?

That'd be a long list I am not willing to compile. 

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Did you ever even reveal his secret or did he manage to keep it safe?

He kept it safe.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Is there something going on with Hugo and Jayden?

Not that I'm aware of.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Harvey is pissing everyone off, don't you have anything on him so he might tone it down?

Everybody pisses someone off, gray face.

I'm not here to please people, plus his other secret isn't that juicy. All in due time.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Well we all know about Lily's forest incident, so let's go with Hugo.

Oh but aren't you interested in who she slept with?

Alright, alright Hugo... 

There isn't much, to be honest with you. This kid really doesn't have anything to his name. One secret so far, but if I want to tell you then I have to play by the rules.

24 hours, Hugo.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Got anything on Lily or Hugo?

I have none of them in a secret together so you're going to have to pick between one or the other, sweetie.

[the-hogwarts-gossip]

Have anything on any of the Slytherins?

There are a large selections of Slytherins, you're going to have to be more specific gray face.