The incredible trash pile

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Wait a minute...

Did Mina just melted off this guy’s face ?!

That’s effing brutal.

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Headcanon : Aoyama is actually quirkless.

And his belt is a weapon, activated by contracting his stomach, which gives him his signature belly aches.

OR... or his quirk is to give himself belly aches and it’s using it that activates the belt his parents gave him.

The obvious story would be that he was born in a family with very powerfull quirks and always felt inferior to his parents/siblings/pets/etc. but I prefer my theory.

And it’s probably already explained in the manga, but you damn nerds better not break my headcanons with your fancy book-reading knowledge.

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Aaaaaand... I have a new crackship.

I’ll call them “The fabulous knights”.

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Do we know if all diamonds are the same age?

Do these paintings represent the planets each diamond controls? 

White : the oldest one, reigns over the Home World (the brightest orb) and a lot of other planets, seen here orbiting her head.

Yellow & blue : both conquered a bunch of planets.

Pink : represented springing out of the ground because she was the youngest diamond, had only enough time to conquer the Earth (only one orb in her hand) before being shattered.

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After four seasons of crying and singing and surprise twists, I take solace in the fact that at least one of my theories was (partially) right.

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Could Rose use the rolling attack ?

Amethyst:

Jasper:

Is it a quartz special move? If yes, then Rose could do it too.

But idk, it just feels a bit silly to me to imagine the graceful Rose rolling around, destroying everything on her path.

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Ohhh... Well, that answers that.

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resume vs interview

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I’d really like to see the Croatian team win, they deserve it immensely. 

As a French, I regret our team won against Belgium. We could have had both the pleasures of beating England in the 3rd place playoff and seeing the Croats win the Cup. Now, whatever happens in the Finale I’ll be both happy and a little sad.

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Can Steven fuse with humans other than Connie ?

Also, is it weird that I’d like to see a Steven + Lars fusion ?

In the last episode, they ended up stuck together on a gem spaceship. Idk, it feels like a good oportunity for Lars to do some growing up, open up about his feelings (aka the roots of his shittiness) and work with Steven. 

This could be the recipe for a new fusion.

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The fusion name COULD be called Stars, cause Jeremy Shada is gonna voice someone in su by that name apparently. Who knows…

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So there’s a chance THIS could happen ?!

Stars is my favorite fusion already. <3 <3 <3

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Can Steven fuse with humans other than Connie ?

Also, is it weird that I’d like to see a Steven + Lars fusion ?

In the last episode, they ended up stuck together on a gem spaceship. Idk, it feels like a good oportunity for Lars to do some growing up, open up about his feelings (aka the roots of his shittiness) and work with Steven. 

This could be the recipe for a new fusion.

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Rewatching random Steven Universe episodes, just realised it was Bismuth who poofed Lapis during the Gem War.

Did they talk about it on the show, did I miss it?

Those shots are from “Same old world”, S3E3. Bismuth was introduced 17 episodes later, in “Bismuth”.

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I kinda wanna cling to the hope that there might actually be a rational reason plot wise behind Peridot’s proportions fluctuating so much, but I’m probably just deluding myself… I’d be really happy if her head/torso/thighs were depicted with the same proportions they had before, sob. Oh, and I know there are already dozens of posts about it, but I had wanted to make a comparison chart ever since last year and just as I was about to make it, everyone started sharing their own :’) I still wanted to post something about the topic, so… uh. There you go. Have this 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.

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Check out @yesterdaysprint for retro newspapers things.

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Slow news day in Beach City

Newspaper image from @yesterdaysprint

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Seriously, why is it so difficult to cheat your way into Hufflepuff?!

For years I saw myself as a hufflepuff (which I imagine as nice and chill potheads), because I’m always polite and patient with everybody, no matter how annoying they are.

I took the Pottermore sorting test. And the result was Slytherin.

And to rub it in, my patronnus was the black mamba, one of the most venomous snake on Earth.

The next day, I created a second account and tried the test again. I ended up in Slytherin, again. 

As a patronus, I also got a slytheresque critter : the fire-dwelling salamander.

So obviously I had to create a third account. This time, I tried very hard to give only Hufflepuff-sounding answers, same thing for the Patronus test.

I got Ravenclaw

and the eagle.

I created a fourth account, and decided to answer randomly this time, and guess what? I got Slytherin. 

(This time, I was too pissed to take the Patronus test again)

So here I am, unable to get into my favorite house, no matter how much I try.

I’m seriously considering creating a fifth gmail account just so I could re-take the Sorting test.

Is there a problem with the test? Do most people get sorted into Slytherin?

I know... There is probably no problem with the test, maybe I am a Slytherin at heart, but...

Does anyone know a way to get the house you want? 

Is there a website somewhere with the test answer sheet?

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Do wizards practice Contraceptive Magic?

So, in the Potterverse, there is only a relatively small number of wizards in the wolrd. 

Wizards have a longer life expectancy than muggles, acces to better medecine, and probably better food ans shelters. I suppose this was the case since the beginning of wizard History.

Then why didn’t they end up repoducing more than the muggles?

Maybe because they had access to reliable means of contraception millenia before muggles did.

They have potions for everything : turning into someone else, curing hiccups and cold, re-growing bones... Imagining wizards brewing contraceptive potions is not a stretch. 

Think about it.

It would also explain why hogwart is not overrun by kittens and owl chicks every year. Maybe there is also a neutering spell.

Have Hedwig ever laid an egg? 

No, she died without heirs. 

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2017, Bitch Pudding is still my spirit animal.

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Ship du jour : Ager

Agate x Jasper

Because they already have a lot of awfulness in common. 

Because I’d rather see them become a fabulously evil power couple than having sappy redemption arcs.

Because sometimes, awful people do fall in love with each other, and can be happy together.