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[the-homosphere]

hi! i see you’ve found my blog. here’s what you need to know

my internet name is gaytor. my irl name is different but no less gay

i use she/they pronouns

i am love women

my blog is a politics-free space so i don’t like to reblog serious posts even if i support them

(that means be nice or get blocked)

i also don’t reblog anything fandom-specific unless it can be appreciated without being in the fandom

actually i don’t reblog much at all, and then i reblog like 63747 posts in one afternoon and vanish again

its a problem

i do my best to tag nsfw and common triggers but i do make mistakes sometimes (sorry)

i post a variety of random stuff i find in my notes app

i accept asks but no promises when i’ll get around to answering them

uh

i think that’s everything

relevant tags:

#gaytor’s notes app: original text posts, probably found somewhere in my notes app

#out of context quotes: stuff from my notes app that was actually said by someone, either a family member or a friend

#discord shenanigans: out of context screenshots from my friend group’s discord server (i don’t really post these anymore but they exist)

welcome and have fun babes <3

[calicotisane]

[bimmyjimmy]

I dont remember the context of this photo, i got distracted before i wrote the caption lol

but he was complaining… about something

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[sacredstem]

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

[sioltach]

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

[riven-wanders]

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[nothing-but-flowers]

screaming

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[segamascott]

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[doomsday-dj]

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

[kuttithevangu]

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

[kogiopsis]

I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[nicothespy]

im so mad because why have i never gotten the other ones and just the rainbow pride flag

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Prev, are you on mobile? Some mobile apps seem to only have the rainbow flag appear so they seem to have updated so the rainbow flag option includes the other inclusive colours.

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case]

Consider: