hghhghhgghhhggghhhhg

Writing/art side blog for @somebodysaidimpulsive || pronouns: any/all

[spades-of-ace--arts]

the people adore Wet Floor

[spades-of-ace--arts]

HELLO??? I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO HOURS???

[spades-of-ace--arts]

Where the fuck is that wrt floor sign's brain??? Squished like pancake?

*nods sagely* squished like pancake.

[spades-of-ace--arts]

the people adore Wet Floor

[spades-of-ace--arts]

wet floor is nearing 800 notes. where the FUCK are you people coming from, question.

this is fucked up

[spades-of-ace--arts]

wet floor has hit 1k notes

[spades-of-ace--arts]

so i managed to find the link to andy weir's doc on eridian biology and its surprisingly complex.

anyways suffice to say, if we were going for lore accuracy i think most of the shitty eridians people have made should be extremely dead. my beloved wet floor included.

fortunately i dont think most of us had that in mind when we decided to make the most geometrically dysfunctional rocks to grace this world and i dont see it stopping any time soon. radial symmetry be damned.

so, sorry andy weir. i have made an affront to god and spec biology and it looks like a wet floor sign.

[spades-of-ace--arts]

who am i kidding, its not like we've been calling our ocs "healthy and well functioning eridians"

[spades-of-ace--arts]

can you tell wet floor i love them

[spades-of-ace--arts]

so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.

behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.

[spades-of-ace--arts]

some additional doodles

@pineappical i think they ought to join the other flat fucks in the shitty eridian support group

[spades-of-ace--arts]

oh yeah fun fact, they do also have a long stick type thing that they use to push itself upright whenever it falls ovsr, and also to grab things that are too close to the ground to reach easily.

i'll get around to drawing them with it one of these days

[spades-of-ace--arts]

gimme a hit of that elephant's foot flavored vape

Attack Link

Mamba belongs to @somebodysaidimpulsive

[somebodysaidimpulsive]

im gonna fucken GET you for this man

[the-horde-archive]

some of my genderfluid jax propoganda

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[nondelphic]

wrote a scene so intense i had to walk around my apartment like a medieval knight recovering from a duel

[fernshawart]

One of the funniest things about Hornet to me is the fact that she's like "Oh no no I'm a god I barely need to eat" and then the second she munches on something she gets a MASSIVE BOOST OF ENERGY

Like. To our knowledge the Flea brew or nectar she can drink aren't magical or anything. They're very sugary at best. And yet hornet can increase her speed by 35% by drinking one and can get a full heal + a heal's worth of silk by drinking the other. Hornet gets a small glass of fruit juice and she's going NUTS

I swear to god give this woman a bottle of sprite and a pizza and maybe a little nap afterwards and she will one shot every single boss in the fucking game.

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[the-horde-archive]

man dyou ever think about worms

[the-horde-archive]

no thanks tumblr i trust the people with this one

[the-horde-archive]

man dyou ever think about worms

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[the-horde-archive]

looking at you every single pre-ADA theater in chicago. also that one krispy kreme shop in new york that straight up chose to be wheelchair inaccessible For Fun i guess

[the-horde-archive]

Trolls are just the rgb gaming keyboard queer version of the smurfs to me. Just a look into my sick and twisted mind