Have you met me? I never shut up

Hello folks, I'm Lorne, or The Host, though I guess no one has call me that in a while...There's a lot I could say about me, Oh believe me, sweethearts, the things I've been through? I could go on and on for days! But then again, tragic stories is what...

[secondstringslayer-archive]

@the-host-lorne

“Hey Jolly Green, glad to see you’re still standin’.”

[the-host-lorne]

“Faith? well, I can say the exact same thing about you, sweetheart! And I’m also glad to see your pretty face again. So, how’s it going?”

[conjuredxwanderer-a]

Muse Midas | @the-host-lorne

     “One Second.“ trying not to turn the glass into solid gold.  So far Midas had great control.  But with the news talking about inhumans.  Made him more cautious.  Grabbing the glass, thanking some god that it didn’t turn to gold.  At times having the ability to turn anything into gold sucked.  “Don’t think gold would go with the decor.” trying to make a joke. 

[the-host-lorne]

“Huh...” he simply said,whatching the other with a raised eyebrow, this guy seem to be having some kind of trouble, Lorne wasn’t sure what he was on about. “Well, honey, gold goes well with everything!” he chuckled a little, “But I’m guessing you’re not here to give me tips on my decor, are you sugar?”

[lilahemorgan]

Drink to forget

[the-host-lorne]

lilahemorgan:

“Like I said before, I’m fine.” She told him before taking a sip of her drink. She was of course anything,but fine. She wasn’t going to admit that to anyone though. When he said he’d see clearer if she sang, she sighed. “I’ll think about it.” 

“And like I said before, I don’t belive that,” he said giving her a look, “Well, I didn’t exactly said it..., but you get the point.” He crossed his arms over his chest and nodded his head, “Well, why don’t you start by telling me what’s bothering you, then? I mean, we’re not exactly friends but... it’s part of the job.”

[the-host-lorne]

thecutestmonkeygirl:

“Hmm I don’t have tons of friends. I have my uncles and a few humans I am close with..Also a couple demon pals too. But none of them really travel ta see me fight .” She mused softly. Big blue eyes turned toward the stage and the microphone a S she thought about it. As much of an attention seeker as she was, her mood didn’t call for much in the way of singing. “I’ll try later, if ya still want me to.” She offered before returning her attention to the drink in her hand. “Ya gotta stop with all the sweet pet names though.” She laughed suddenly. “I have been living off dried fruits and seeds for like a week now. Now all I can think of is cake.” Her tone was teasing and she shot the demon host a little wink before she continued. “Well..I can come back tomorrow night and buy everybody here a round then. No better way ta spend my winnings than making others happy.”

“Huh, well I’m sure your fans are all there to suport you, though, I guess it’s not the same thing, not like you know them personaly... and may I ask why’s that? that they don’t follow you to see you fight?” He nodded his head, “Oh, honey! of course I do! One important thing you need to learn about me? I never say to a tune! especially coming from a professional, I mean, not to brag? But aside from me, we don’t get many great singers around here...” He looked at the stage as some demon was just starting to sing and he knew it was going to be bad, Lorne made a face to that then truned back to her. “Yeah, kind of an old habbit, sorry, sugar. But I’ll tell you what, next time you come around I’ll make to bake a cake, Y’a know?, I’ve learn a lot about baking from an friend of mine, I met her back when I was still traveling around the world..., the were was time when I was a bit of lost soul, but I gotta tell you, sweetie, it did not work with me... anyways she was amazing, bless her lovely heart, and shared with me a few tricks,” he rambled on, thinking about how she was pretty much the only happy memory in what were the wrost days, years of his life. “Well, like I said before, aren’t you my kind of girl?!” he laughed, “Of course, that sounds fair to me,” he extended his hand to her, “My lovely lady, we have a deal!”

[spiketheforsakensoul]

I’m Not Sure How

[the-host-lorne]

spiketheforsakensoul:

Spike listened and simply said, “Baring yourself isn’t easy. You’ve got a special little trick that keys you into other people, but just laying it all out on the table, is one of the hardest things to do. People spend centuries trying to craft the right song, the perfect poem, or some great manifesto.  You can spend lifetimes searching for a way to lay it out.”

He leaned back and really looked at Lorne. “Don’t know whut to do next? Stop worrying about everyone else and take care of you. Take some time and get to know yourself. You’ll find him.”

He listened to the vampire’s words and nodded his head, “Yeah, you’re right, and that was rather poetic, if I may say so myself.” He never thought Spike was good with advice, but then again someone what used to write poetry had to have a way with words.  “Now that’s just freaky, you’re starting to sound like me!” he half joked, “Yeah, I--I know you’re right, honey, I used to be so sure of what I wanted, of who I was, and now it’s like one little action changed everything I thought I know about myself. Guess, we’re kinda both in the same boat, aren’t we sugar?”

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[the-host-lorne]

//Will do things tonight. Have to get ready for work in a bit. Meanwhile, if anyone wants to bug Lorne, feel free to do so. See y’all later :)

[the-host-lorne]

“I’m not saying I don’t like seeing you here, I’m saying I didn’t expect a visit so late...”

[the-host-lorne]

//I just realized, I forgot to link Angel’s blog in my last post, *idiot* here (x)

[the-host-lorne]

//Guys, I was finally able to solve my issues with Angel’s accont, so if you wanna go take a look, here he is (x) , he kinda needs more friends, do Lorne and I say, feel free to bug Angel Cakes.  I’ll do replies here, in a bit.

[lilahemorgan]

Drink to forget

[the-host-lorne]

lilahemorgan:

“Mostly the place to drink,but some other stuff too.” She replied She looked at him, “I’m not singing.”  She wasn’t too bad a singer actually,but she was going to need a few more drinks,before she felt confident enough to get up on stage.. 

“Well, I’d say I’m glad you did, but...” he gave a look, as if to the say he was not her biggest fan. Even though Lorne tried to accept everyone , there were still a lot of things that somewhat prevented him from being as warm as fuzzy as he usualy would be to other people. “Suit yourself, but I’m sure you know, sweetheart, can’t really give  you a clear reading unless you do, But then again, the heart ache? oh honey! I can detect that from miles away.”

[spiketheforsakensoul]

I’m Not Sure How

[the-host-lorne]

spiketheforsakensoul:

“You’re a font of knowledge, how’d you learn about all of this stuff?” Spike asked, gesturing with this drink.  He smiled, “You’ve got a good point, and I feature you’re probably right.”

Spike was speaking hisn mind, exactly how it was rattling around in his head. The truth was he wasn’t Angel, and he didn’t want to be. Maybe he’d start small, get to know a few people who needed help. It’d made saving Fred a lot easier, since he liked her, but Spike had always been a little fickle when he’d been hurt. 

Finally he looked up at Lorne and asked, “Enough about me, how are you doing?”

“Here and there, “ he said with a shurg of his shoulders, “But, I am glad you think so, as much as a long time ago it was part of the job, to--to be the... big, green, font of knowledge, I do like to used it to help my friends,” he smiled back, “It’s about time you learn a little something about me sweetheart : I usually am.” He looked down at his glass as he thought about Spike’s question, “Look at that I’m dry,” he shook the empty glass on his hand, then sighed as he began to refil it, “ To be honest with you, honeypie, I can’t really tell, I mean, I’ve spent so much time sending people on their path, and it’s like I lost my own, ever since the day I step foot on that... hell-fram&hart, it’s like who I was before fell in a big, black hole..,” he shook his head, “I’m sorry. And--And thank you for asking. Usually I’m on the other end of the pep talk, gotta say , it  ain’t as easy to be on this side as I’d think.”

[the-host-lorne]

mortuaest:

  “Technically, you are.  Master is a Demon Lord, and owns another building, this one and a ton of land in the circles of the Underworld.”

          The coo passed the female’s lips after she finished speaking.  Tilting her head ever so slightly, the bonnet that was on top of her head shifted in the direction that she tilted her head in.  Well, at least the smile returned on her own lips, kind and caring.  In her own weird way.     “I’m sure that you will find a place.  Everyone does!         I’m also sorry.  It’s habit.  Master’s parents made sure that all of her servants were raised up properly.”

“The underworld?” he made a face, “Yeah, trust me, cupcake, that’s a place I’m keeping my horns away from! been ‘under’ for way too long already.”  At this point , he did realized that most of the things he was saying meant nothing to her, as giving the fact that she didn’t know him, his story, she wouldn’t really understand what he was on about.  “Yeah, and that’s a thing I did back in the day,” he smiled a little as he remember his days as “The Host”, how he runed Caritas, and everyone would trun to him for help, a push in the right direction as he used to say. Now, now he couldn’t even push himself to get out off bed most day” Help people find their place, I’m afraid now I’m he one who’s lost,” he smiled at her again, this time it was a sad smile. “Speaking of which, if it’s not too much trouble for you, of course, sugar, mind telling me  if you know a place I can spend a coulple of days at? Well, I’m sure they raised a lovely lady, so far you’ve been nothing but delightful!”

[the-host-lorne]

seeriisum:

Verse:  When you FALL, all you can do is RISE | For:  @the-host-lorne

    “There so needs to be a magic pill for…“ taking a pause .  Pinching the bridge of her nose. “,really bad migraines.  Not normal migraines like magic ones.“ muttered Iris.  Its not like she didn’t like having visions.  She just wasn’t a fan of the pain.

“Magical Migraines?” Lorne asked as he turned to face the girl, “ Yeah, trust me , sugar pie, that would be a lovely solution for a lot of us!” he laughed a little, then raised his eyebrow as he watched her, “Now, what kind of magical mingrains are we talking about? if you don’t me asking of course, sweetheart, ‘cause there a few different ones...”

[the-host-lorne]

//Hi, I’m alive, just super tired, had to cover for my co-worker yesterday, ‘cause she’s sick, worked all day today as well, I’ll have a day off tomorrow, so I’ll do things then. Hugs!

[the-host-lorne]

thecutestmonkeygirl:

“Wellllll I mean I don’t wanna sell souls, but fame is super important for my line of work. Without fans I wouldn’t be makin’ enough ta travel and enjoy life as much as I can now.” the monkey said with a little shrug of her shoulders.  “But I am really good in the ring and I train a lot ta get even better. I enjoy fightin’ and showing that even when I look like I wouldn’t be all that strong, I shouldn’t be under estimated. “ There was a bright smile as she held out the glass for a refill. “Please and thank you! I am glad ya know I’m not really young. I’m almost 100 and it stinks ta be turned down for drinks just cause I look like a human kid. As far as money goes though…I’m afraid I am gonna have ta insist. I don’t take things for free. Ya may not need the money now, but at least consider it for later? “ The monkey dropped her backpack to the floor and then allowed her tail to place it on the bar top so she could search for a bag of her earnings. “I like ta travel ta new places. Learn customs and try the food and drinks. It’s also fun ta meet new pals and visit old ones time to time.”

“Yeah, you’re right, I’m sorry sweetie, I guess I just let my own bad experiences cloud my judgement,” he said nodding his head as he realized she was actually right, “ I guess maybe I’m not back full force, like I’d like to think...” he said more to himself than anything, considering she wouldn’t understand what he was on about. “You are right, cupcake, it truly is a blessing to have many fans, after all I too wouldn’t be here if it weren’t the fact that I know people love having me around, being The Host, but then again, I like to think of them more as my friends other than my fans,” he trailed off, something that happened a lot, he just loved to chat and always had something to say. “Well, I’d say I’d love to see you in action, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to pass, not much of...fight kinda guy, trust me, princess, I’ve had my share of that..., “ he shook his head a little, then smiled back at her, as he refiled her drink, “I will however, not pass on the chance to hear you sing us a tune, I mean, ‘S not everyday we have a popstar around here. Former or not.” He nodded his head again as he listened to her, “Well, it’s not all bad you look great for 100!, and trust me, crumbcake, the chace for eternal youth? one that way too many people waste way too much time on, no to mention money and--and sometimes they end up no even looking like themselves, so in a way, you’re lucky. Well, I’ll tell you what,” Lorne said as he left his side of the bar and sat down next to her, “Since it’s the 1st time you’re here, drinks will be on the house, next time you’ll be a paying costumer, how does  that sounds?” he asked giving her a smile, “Yeah, you’re right! I’ve been traveling a lot lately as well, mostly for the hole, finding myself purpose, but, it sure amazing to meet new people and--and new places.”

[spiketheforsakensoul]

I’m Not Sure How

[the-host-lorne]

spiketheforsakensoul:

He sat back and picked up his drink again with a quiet nod, actually listening to Lorne, then took a deep drink. “A mask… Yeh, feel a bit ill fitting. I can’t just care about everyone in the world, but I’ve spent my unlife pushing most people away…  I’ve got to care about those I help.  And if you haven’t noticed? I’ve got a spine-y armor.”  He chuckled a bit. “You, on the other hand, people like you, right off.”

“Well, you don’t have to care about every single person in the world, Spike, you have to care about the ones that need your help,the--the ones you can save,” he smiled a little, maybe he still had a long way to go, but Spike was on the right track, “seems to me, like you said it yourself, you’re already doing that. Oh, honey, haven’t I noticed!” he laughed along with the vampire, “ But I think that’s one of the things that makes you who you are, we can’t all be...rainbows and puppy dogs.” He looked at the other then at his glass, “Yeah, well, I tend to like most people too, but, don’t fool yourself, cupcake, not everyone loves me, not that I let that bother me,of course, in the end of the day? I still do my own thing, you should too. But first, you just need to figure out what it is, I mean, I’m sure Angel would ... well, I’m sure he’d hate having you around” he laughed, “But in a good way, I mean it’s what makes you both who you are, the... love/hate realtionship, and you can  deny all you want, I know, even if just deep down, you both care a great deal about each other. So maybe that’s your path right there, helping Angel by take it upon yourself to help the needy.”