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[the-hounds-teeth]

Introduction

June 20th, 194█..

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Asks are signed as —Juno [@the-hounds-teeth].

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Character is an alternate reality version of @bridges-to-ashes's Kostya/Henry

[the-hounds-teeth]

I haven’t heard him say that.

I have. Repeatedly.

[the-hounds-teeth]

How did you know the thought was gross to him???

I fucking asked, you idiot. He keeps saying so, including to you.

[the-hounds-teeth]

When did he get sick? Did you, by chance, ask while he was already ill about something else??

As in the thought alone is gross to him. Are you fucking stupid?

[the-hounds-teeth]

As in ‘hey do you want to go on a date’ direct or ‘would you like me to make dinner’ direct???

He gets sick at the mere thought of it, so quit it.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Directly or indirectly???

Very directly.

[the-hounds-teeth]

If you haven’t asked then how do you know???

I have asked.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Juno, if he thought you were just asking if he wanted to do something and didn’t know it was a date, he might not have understood what you actually wanted.

He does not wish to be with me.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Did you specify that you were trying to go on a date?

I don't know?

[the-hounds-teeth]

… Maybe you could ask him out on a date?

And then he'll say no again and consider me disrespectful for forcing him to repeat himself.

[the-hounds-teeth]

How did you phrase it…?

I don't see how that matters.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Maybe you could try asking him out directly…?

I have tried.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Do you wish it was though?

That does not matter.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Do you wish it was though?

It isn't.

[the-hounds-teeth]

Do you wish it was your business?

It isn't.

[the-hounds-teeth]

What do you think of your boss starting to go on dates again?

His business.

[the-hounds-teeth]

You're a cat

I didn't know that.