TTTE headcanon

Hi! You can call me "Z"(she/her) I love Thomas and Friends and I get Ideas and scenarios in my head,and I share them with you! P.S. I love Edward)

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Deleted TTTE Episodes pt5

Director:I swear let's get this other again.Show emotions and Bring character!

Henry: Actually,Fuck this I'm going home together I'm too tired to deal with this bullshit

*he walked off*

Thomas:well fuck...we are now down a few people...

James: where my check?!

Director:uhhh I...

Gordon:you aren't paying us for our pain and suffering from this miserable damn show?!

James: I'm gonna beat your ass.

*Soon The Director was getting jumped by James, Gordon and Thomas*

Edward:Ya know what,Boco let's go ASAP I need a drink and a good Smoke.

Boco: yeahhhh this isn't getting pretty... Should we call a hospital?

Henry:a Hospital?! We should kill him-

Emily:NO! We can't!

Edward: I know how to hide body's-

*everyone stoped and looked at Edward*

Thomas:Ed....Why do know how to do that?...

Edward:well shit....I was in the wars You know it's not carrying dead people home.

James:that was dark...

Thomas: anyway...Where was we?

Gordon: putting BTA.

Edward: right!

*soon everyone joined in*

Director: I Don't get paid enough for this! *he said while getting stomped on*

Boco:give the people their money! Or-Or... We'll stab you!

Edward:NO!

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Deleted TTTE Episodes pt4

Director:3,2,1 Action!

Henry:ugh! What the hell is that smell?*he held his nose*

Thomas: That's the fish Henry!*he rolled his eyes

Henry: I think it's you...

Thomas:Shut Up fattie.Lets get this done,it's 2am and I'm cold.

*Hiro shunts the rest of the trucks behind Thomas*

Hiro:there you all go,This fish is very stinky but heavy,please be careful you both *he whistles softly and disappeared*

Thomas:let's get this done...

*At Wellsworth the smell was even worse since some of the fish was rotten*

Thomas: Henry is that YOU SMELLING LIKE DEAD FISH?!

Henry:Don't fucking start with me Thomas you smell like shit every day.

Thomas:at least I run on time safety.

Station master:Relax you both,there's danger in this track.

Henry: danger?The danger is next to me.

Thomas: I'm very Safe to be around. it's problematic bears or maybe people? Idk

Henry:YOU ARE THE DANGER ON THE RAILS THOMAS.

Director:Cut! No arguing! Well,Thomas. . . Henry has a point where you are the danger.

Thomas: Edward am I dangerous to the rails?

Edward:No you aren't bud*he said smiling*

Thomas:Thank you Ed -

Edward:you are Treacherous Thomas.

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I'm coming up with new things I'm tryna find a reasonable Thing to Post!🤔😐

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Deleted TTTE episodes pt3

Director: Alright! We going off top 3! 2! 1! Go!

All: "They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight

Shunting trucks and hauling freight

Red and green and brown and blue

They're the Really Useful crew"

Percy:why do we say there's 8? There's only 7 of us*he says thoughtfully*

Henry:well Toby isn't in this episode! Technically there's 12 of us. *He Inhales deeply and speed through the names* Thomas,Edward,me,Gordon,James,you,Toby, Emily,Donald, Douglas,Duck, and Oliver.

Edward:why do I always be friends with dumb people?We say 8 because the steam team had 8 of us! Who sleeps in the sheds you dumbass.

Gordon: it's a shame.

Thomas: The only thing that is a shame is your face.

(VINE BOOM SOUND)

James:Nah Tom is Trippin'

Gordon:what did you say?. Blue.puff.Ball.

Thomas:you heard me.

*Thomas and Gordon had a boss fight that ended with them both derailed*

Duck:This isn't the great Western way.

Oliver: I agree Duck.

Emily: EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE- (She gose on cursing a whole dictionary)

Toby:Damn...uhhh let's just start the show people!

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Deleted Ttte Episodes pt2

(after Edward's Exploit)

James:Ed you are a very strong man

Gordon:yeah...I hate to admit you were brave pal

James:so when can we Fu-

Director:No! Hell NO! Cut! We aren't doing this.

Edward: I'm down for a good time😏

Thomas:omg! Edward you are so dirty! I'm telling. SSSSIIIRRRRRR-

James: anyway.did my butt get bigger,I been doing them squats👁️👄👁️

Director: ENOUGH! WE WILL DO THIS PROPERLY.

Gordon:OOOHHHhhh THE INDIGNITY.

Emily:ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS AGAIN?! FOR THE 30TH TIME BECAUSE EDWARD AND JAMES WANNA BE GAY FOR ALL 21 SEASONS THEY SEE EACH OTHER?! BEEN GAY SINCE THE BOOKS!*Emily stormed off*

*Soon Toby started laughing so hard he was wheezing*

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Deleted episodes of Thomas and Friends pt1

Thomas: I can't believe it's June already! It's nice to see the sun and beautiful flowers

Percy: I like delivering the mail for summer party's in the mainland!

James: I love when sun makes me look more attractive-

*everyone paused*

Thomas:that's not in the script!

Director: James.not again Rewind from the intro!

Edward: I need a drink.a strong one...

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Diesel Head Cannons pt2!

Daisy:She loves being an Ass but she loves a partner who can sometimes control her

Philip:Loves just to be in the moment

Den:wants a New color

Dart: Wants a better home with his brother

Arry:Wants to try beer

Bert:Would love a shot at a new TV show

Salty:Wants to be an Actual pirate

Boco:Would Love to have a family of his own(not including the diesels)

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Salty And His Ship

It was a Beautiful day on the island of Sodor and Salty was at the docks Telling a Story while Porter and Cranky were unloading and shunting cars for the other engines to collect.

Salty:The Wind Blew hard against The Ship lads,She Rocked back and Fourth! her Sails were Huge bigger than knapford!

Salty continued on his Story but somehow caught himself imagining a Bulk of his own. . .

Cranky:"Salty! Look over there"

Salty reversed so fast to almost crashed into James who was Half sleep since it was around 3pm and he stayed up late that night.

Salty: *Sharpest Gasp he had built up*

There was a huge Ship rolling in from London.Now she was huge lads big beautiful sails,Clean With Heavy shot, Broadside Cannons, AND Mortar Shots to Defend her Land at any costs.

(pic from Google)

Cranky:*sighs* fine just this once for you

He dropped his hook and Picked Salty up slowly and turned for Him to see the incoming War Ship.

Salty:Oh my...Busy my buffers. She's Beautiful

Salty was so Surprised he nearly turned blue

Salty:put me On there!

Cranky:wait what?

Portor: salty not a good idea!

Salty:James and Edward still sleeping together isn't a good idea either now is it!

James:watch it salty! That's my husband!

Cranky:will you both SHUT UP!

*Cranky dropped salty on the ship by accident while it was passing by*

Salty:YYYYAAAARRRR I'LL SEE YA SOON LADS!

Cranky:oh I'm in trouble

Portor:ya know I'm just going to get some.of Henry's coal and break down somewhere. . .

Cranky:yeah...at least you can go somewhere! I'm stuck here all day!

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DIESEL HEAD CANNONS! Pt1

Diesel is afraid of the dark

Paxton has Autism

Sydney has Alzheimer (but won't admit it)

Diesel 10 is insecure about being forgotten

Mavis loves to be independent but loves having some help without asking

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Hello!

I'm alive and I've just been a bit Busy with my birthday 2 weeks ago,and other stuff ya know! I'll post something soon for y'all.

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It was a Beautiful day on the Island of Sodor all the engines were working hard and actually happy for once

Gordon: it's so beautiful today it feels good to pull the express

*at knapford he was at platform 2, Edward was at platform 1 and James was at platform 3*

Gordon:ugh.why platform 2?! I'm obviously the best engine on this railway*he Snooted and chuffed off with his coaches*

Edward:I agree to disagree.

James:Looks who's being vain now? and you all talk about me!

*Thomas pulls into platform 2*

Thomas: I'm obviously the best! I got number 1 on my siding

*Henry chuffed by with his freight*

Henry:Thomas that doesn't mean shit. You still are Stupid and very unreasonable!

Thomas:Says the one who's afraid of Rain!

*everything dropped silent for 10 minutes*

James:why would you say that*he whispered frantically*

*Edward gives his infamous smile when he's up to no good, Hiding something or about to tease*

*Edward started dying of laughter*

Edward:Thomas you wrong for that . . . but you got a point.

James:Eddie! You can't say that

Edward: I don't give a damn. Someone has to shut Henry up sometimes.

*The Fat controller came out of his office* Edward! You are very clean and shiny. I need you to take me and the mayor to the Castle we have an important meeting

Thomas:*gasps* YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

*That night in the sheds Edward told about his job and how he got to try ice cream*

Edward: I love chocolate ice cream! It tastes so good my driver said he'll bring me some tomorrow if I do good*he whistles happily*

Gordon:sir topham hatt plays favorites.

Thomas: I know it's not fair.

Emily: Edward deserves chances at everything thrown to him

Toby: I agree he's hard working too

Percy:and he's really smart!

James:and very handsome~

Emily: James! This is why we moved you to a shed away from Edward! Stop being creepy!

Toby:James and Edward sitting in tree!

Percy:K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love-then comes marriage-

Gordon:alright enough! We all need to shut up and go to sleep. I'm very busy

Henry:busy being a fat face.*he mumbles*

*They all say good night and go to sleep. Meanwhile duck is stuck in a ditch and bill and ben are whistling back and forth laughing at him*

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One Late night in the Diesel works the Diesels were just talking actually being Normal!

Mavis:Today I Seen Emily she had tons of Beautiful flows they smelled amazing we should get some honestly.

Diesel:Ugh,Mavis here we go again! You and these "FLOWERS" they make me sneeze and you know I got allergies

Mavis:Yeah they Stop the funk you carry -

(Diesel 10 rolls in and Snaps his Claw)

Diesel 10: HEY Stop all that arguing! I got a damn headache already from those Steamies!

Paxton:What are we talking about again?

Mavis:Flowers!

(Den and Dart look at each other along with Arry and Bert trying not to Laugh)

*Soon Boco pulls in honking his horn*

Boco:Hello!-

Diesel: With that steamie again hm~

Boco:No clue what you are talkin' bout?

Diesel:Ah! Don't play dumber all know you and the Old Hunk of Iron been Bumping buffers!-

*Everyone went silent*

Mavis:Uhh.. That's a far stretch- but are you implying Boco is "Sleeping" with someone?

Diesel 10:Yes! Him and that old iron share sheds and they close the door each time and there's always an extra steam.

Boco:uhh I'ma go now good night everyone see you tomorrow I'll be in Edward's Yard!

(He reversed as fast as he could out of the Diesel works)

Dart:hm.Not surprised (he Snooted) Boco always liked that blue Old Iron.

Diesel:yeah! Edward has been around for Centuries! And he just won't die!

Mavis: ENOUGH!

*Everyone went silent*

Diesel 10:well Mavis is right let's all just go to bed it's getting late, me and Pinchy need some rest*he yawns*

*The Diesel Manager turned off the lights and All the Diesels went to sleep*

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Well it seems I'll be writing for both Day of the Diesels and The Steam team!!!

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Gordon smiling gives me the creeps a bit I won't lie, whenever he's smiling he's always up to some shit no matter what the occasion is 😶 his smile is gorgeous don't get me started but his eyes tell a different story-

Anywho!

EYEBROWS ON FLEEK!!!! Period.

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Would you rather a Diesels Story/Head cannon,or Would you Rather a Steam Team ?

STEAMIESSSSS!!!!

DAY OF THE DIESELS!!!!

I WANT BOTH!

Voting ended onMay 17

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Would you rather a Diesels Story/Head cannon? or a Steam Team Story/Head Cannon?🤭

STEAMIEEESSS!!!

DAY OF THE DIESELS BABY!

I WANT BOTH!

Voting ended onMay 17

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soooo! The Background on James and Edward with their "marriage" A LOOONNNGGG time ago when they first met they were on separate railways, often seen each other and when Edward was younger he was definitely a flirt so 2 conversations led to Late nights,But one Day James stopped seeing Edward and it made him a bit sad,Since Edward was sold to a new Railway(NWR) and 10 years later James Was also sold to the (NWR) where they didn't recognize each other for 8 years untill Edward joked about knowing a driver who he adored and James realized it was him.The man who just up and left with no word.But it's not a complete 1 sided attraction, Edward loves James too just in his own way since he's practically a father now,taking care of Thomas,Bill and Ben James started building a connection again with Edward after all these years,they shared Dates and late nights.then one night James needed to sign documents to get some extra Funds,and he needed a husband or wife, since he knew Edward's full name and DOB he used it then James would just say:

James:Hello husband

Edward:What?

James:Ya know~

Edward:No I don't know.

This would go on for ages until Edward just accepted his life as a "Husband" and James used this to his ability, the Other engines saw it as normal, Because James and Edward usually flirted whenever they had chances to see each other.So Fast forward over 30 years they are Still together happily "Married"

*Feel free to ask more questions! I'll be doing more head cannons and Other storytimes*